Thor caption thread

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  1. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thor: The marketing people thought this would be good counterprogramming to how dark and serious The Dark Knight was...
     
  2. kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    Interesting, cause TMZ said he just died.
     
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    THOR: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"
     
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    THOR: "Who does #2 work for?! Who does #2 work for?!?!"
     
  7. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thabks guys, and I swear to Jeebus, I did this before his death was announced.
     
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    Hahahahahaha
     
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    THOR: "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
     
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    Same here.
     
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    SIF: "This is my Oscar baiting face."

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    SIF: "I didn't ask for my face to be this angular & square ya know."

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    SIF: "I'm a warrior goddess by day and a supermodel on the weekend."
     
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    Whoa Kinda sad
     
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    THOR: "You Shall Not Pass!"


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    SIF: "Where are we going Thor?"
    THOR: "We're going to LA so that we can blackmail Megan Fox into playing you in our upcoming film."
    SIF: "Megan Fox? Hmm... well, at least nobody would be able to say I wasn't hot on screen."
     
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    Thor: "Just don't expect me to go whistling and flying around whilst knocking down price tag signs!"
     
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    Thanks SP and great stuff all around!
     
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    THOR: Who on Earth is Tom Hiddleston?!!?
    LOKI: Who on Earth is Chris Hemsworth?!!?
    THOR: Oh. Touché.
     
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    Ah Loki, always so clever.
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    LOKI: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your great strength!"
    THOR: "I'll tell everyone that you were the one who wrote Dragonball Evolution for Fox."
    LOKI: "You- you wouldn't dare!"
     
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    THOR:"I swear to Odin, I´ll never visit the mead hall again!"
     
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    THOR:"I know what you're thinkin', but I'm not really a Zombie. I just came back from Transformers 2 and it nearly drained the life right outta me!"
     
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    ZOMBIE THOR: "Brrraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
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    THOR: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to F***!"

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    LOKI: "Come on Thor, when I said magical war hammers kill people, I didn't mean your magical war hammer!"

    And now a word from Thor, President of the NHA - National Hammer Association -
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    THOR: "Hammers don't kill people. Evildoers kill people."

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    THOR: "You'll get my hammer when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

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    THOR: "There is much evil in this universe, my daughter."
    TORUNN: "You mean like Loki?"
    THOR: "I was actually referring to Tom Rothman."

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    THOR: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan."
    TORUNN? ":huh:"
     
  22. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks Panthro! Love the Dragonball, TF and Rothman bashing.
     
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    THOR: Well, waiting almost fifty years to see your movie get made does that to you.
     
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    ZOMBIE THOR: Keith Richards? No, but the Zombie God of Thunder gets that all the time!
     
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    THOR: "Who on Earth is Tom Hiddleston?!!?"
    LOKI: "Who on Earth is Chris Hemsworth?!!?"
    THOR: "No seriously, who is Tom Hiddleston?"
    LOKI: "He's a British actor who's been in a few TV shows and films. Now seriously, who is Chris Hemsworth?"
    THOR: "He was Captain Kirk's dad in the new Star Trek movie. Australian guy."
    LOKI: "Really? Hmm, Marvel does like its Australians, doesn't it?"
    THOR: "Indeed. It does indeed."

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    AMORA: "Normally I would say my eyes are up here, but that would defeat the whole point of this ridiculous outfit."

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    AMORA: "Lonely comic book readers want cheap, sleezey, shameless fan service no matter how ridiculous or crude or in your face. And I'm here to give it to them."
     
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