Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

SIF: What, just because I am from ancient Norse mythology it does not mean I cannot dress like that ****e Britney Spears...

Yours was also funny VD

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "You know what the answer to all your needs is Thor-"
THOR: "We all know what your answer's gonna be Loki, your answer's gonna be *****! You're answer to everything is *****! ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****!!! Now don't get me wrong, I like *****! A lot! But God Damn it man, *****'s not the answer to everything!"
LOKI: "I was actually going to suggest cowbell."
THOR: "Oh."

 

[Triad]

I never knew that Loki was a cat lover!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

See, you barely even noticed there´s a multiple hurricane right behind me! That´s the power of boobies!

 

[Panthro]

See, you barely even noticed there´s a multiple hurricane right behind me! That´s the power of boobies!

Loki does love himself some cats.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR:The God Of Thunder has defeated the greatest evildoers waited over four decades to see its movie get made... To lose it because of a cartoon mouse?!?

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, stupid mouse.

SIF: "I'm twice as sexy as any of those Disney Princesses and you know it."

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Disney demanded some budget cuts and more appeal to young children in our movies...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Shut up about Disney already! At least we don't work for Tom Rothman at Fox!"
LOKI: "Well, you've got me there."

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: "Oh Thor, don't let Disney rob me of my blatant sex appeal! Blatant sex appeal is all I have!"
THOR: "Nay sweet Amora, I shall not let Disney dishonor you in such a manner."

 

[kedrell]

"Gorsh, I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Branagh. Yuck, yuck, yuck!!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Disney: OK guys, I know you're wondering about the look; because of budget cuts and profit margins, we're shooting this film in 60p.

Avengers:

 

[Panthro]

"Gorsh, I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Branagh. Yuck, yuck, yuck!!"

Hehehe...

The horror! The horror!

 

[ultimatefan]

Cant´get enough of the Disney jokes!

 

[ultimatefan]

PORTMAN: So you know, since Disney bought Marvel, they decided the movies need less blatant sex appeal and kickass chicks and more nice, wholesome mousey girls next door, so forget what you heard, now I´m playing Sif!

HOLMES: And I´m playing Amora, isn´t that adorable?

THOR:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

PORTMAN: So you know, since Disney bought Marvel, they decided the movies need less blatant sex appeal and kickass chicks and more nice, wholesome mousey girls next door, so forget what you heard, now I´m playing Sif!

HOLMES: And I´m playing Amora, isn´t that adorable?

THOR:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

The horror! The horror!
But I don't think Katie fits anyone's definition of "wholesome" anymore...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Truly I am the handsomest man in this caption thread."

VOLSTAAG: "Objection!"

 

[Panthro]

VOLSTAAG: "Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'."

 

[kedrell]

Goofy, God of Blunder.

 

[Panthro]

That new Goofy pic is both hilarious and scary.

THOR: "Who spread these vicious rumors of my film not getting made because of Disney?! Who?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Okay, the God Of Thunder was warned that Disney was considered to be kind of a "square" company, but this is ridiculous!!

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehehe

THOR: "Hey, you've been lifting, what's your max?"