Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Webhead, Panthro!

Hmmm, we have to see if she´s in the movie yet.

 

[ultimatefan]

JAIMIE: You belong to me!! I have the most sex appeal in this movie´s female cast so far!

NATALIE: Like hell! I´m by far the best-known actress in this movie! The biggest love interest role certainly must be mine!

THOR: Pleas ladies, do not fight! There is plenty of God of Thunder to go around!

 

[Panthro]

JAIMIE: You belong to me!! I have the most sex appeal in this movie´s female cast so far!

NATALIE: Like hell! I´m by far the best-known actress in this movie! The biggest love interest role certainly must be mine!

THOR: Pleas ladies, do not fight! There is plenty of God of Thunder to go around!

You beat me to it.

 

[Panthro]

JAIMIE: "You call yourself an actress? You didn't even have the guts to show everything off for your role as a stripper!"

NATALIE: "Shut up!"

THOR: "Girls, be nice! Don't make us recast at this stage of the game!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and you tell her, Jaimie!

 

[ultimatefan]

JAIMIE: I may be an unknown, but you were in the Star Wars prequel trilogy!

NATALIE:Hey, no need for low blows, okay?

 

[Panthro]

JAIMIE: I may be an unknown, but you were in the Star Wars prequel trilogy!

NATALIE:Hey, no need for low blows, okay?

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "If the estate of Jack Kirby thinks they're gonna bring me down for their own financial benefit, they've got another thing coming!"

TORUNN: "So now that my mom Sif has been cast, does that mean I'll get cast next?"
THOR: "Um... no."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Torunn one!

 

[ultimatefan]

TORUNN: So,what´s gonna happen to me in the Marvel Universe now, daddy?
THOR: You´re gonna be a big, big star, and get your own comic, your own cartoon, your own mov...
TORUNN: Please, dad, the truth. I`m not stupid.
THOR: Well, you´re gonna be angrily remembered by fanboys as an ill-conceived attempt to appeal to a younger audience, and collect dust in the few houses that even bothered to buy the DVD, the ones where it didn´t go to garbage right away, that is.
TORUNN: Crap.

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: So,what´s gonna happen to me in the Marvel Universe now, daddy?
THOR: You´re gonna be a big, big star, and get your own comic, your own cartoon, your own mov...
TORUNN: Please, dad, the truth. I`m not stupid.
THOR: Well, you´re gonna be angrily remembered by fanboys as an ill-conceived attempt to appeal to a younger audience, and collect dust in the few houses that even bothered to buy the DVD, the ones where it didn´t go to garbage right away, that is.
TORUNN: Crap.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "the God of Thunder calls dibs on the Superman/Batman: Public Enemies Blu-Ray!"

SIF: "Where are we going Thor?"
THOR: "We're going to celebrate the casting of your actress at Tony Stark's House of Ribs."
SIF: "Mmm... ribs."

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight."
Sif: "Oh really!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool ones guys, especially the Batman 89 reference and the Ultimate Avengers blooper reel.

 

[ultimatefan]

JAIMIE: I´ll be Lady Sif in the Thor movie...

SIF: Why are you so excited all of a sudden?
THOR: Huh, nothing dear, I just love you so much...

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[Panthro]

JAIMIE: I´ll be Lady Sif in the Thor movie...

SIF: Why are you so excited all of a sudden?
THOR: Huh, nothing dear, I just love you so much...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Treat me like a f***ing punching bag for the Hulk in our DTV?! What the Goddamn F***ing Hell?! I'm the God of Thunder, damn it! I don't care if it was a really bat-s*** crazy Hulk with no Banner inside him, I'm a mostly immortal warrior god who has centuries of combat exeperience! You know what that means you little biotch?! It means I was kicking ass and taking names long before either the Hulk/Banner or that little bitsch Wolverine were even born! I have intelligence and other powers at my disposal in addition to my vast strength! You know what that means? I'll tell ya what it means, it means I'm one of the few heroes who can actually stand up to the Hulk and not get completely bull dozered! Treating me like a punching bag for the Hulk is heresy! An outrage! These writers suck!"
LOKI: "So why are you taking it out on me?!"
THOR: "You just happened to be here."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

JAIMIE: Hmmm, interesting how these superhero movies now cast a really hot chick along with a more plain one...

NATALIE: What´s that supposed to mean?

SCARJO: Hmmm, I know what she means...

GWYNETH: Go to hell, b****.

 

[Webhead2006]

nice one.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[BoredGuy]

Personally, I find Natalie and Gwyneth to be the more attractive ones in their respective films

 

[ultimatefan]

Matter of taste.

 

[BoredGuy]

^^ That IS the truth...

(but is it just me, or does Jaime have a really weird forehead? It like... slopes out)