Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Robert De Niro´s a has been who´s only working for the paycheck and phoning it in these days!

THOR: Silence! His name on the credits still is good publicity!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Robert De Niro´s a has been who´s only working for the paycheck and phoning it in these days!

THOR: Silence! His name on the credits still is good publicity!!

And thanks.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "You know you look kinda like Emma Frost?"
AMORA: "Might explain why we're both voiced by Kari Wahlgren."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: I´ll do ANYTHING for a role in your movie, dear!
THOR: A God of Thunder has to love the rise of Marvel movies...

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: I´ll do ANYTHING for a role in your movie, dear!
THOR: A God of Thunder has to love the rise of Marvel movies...

Hehehehehehehe

THOR: "Verily thou art the 2nd sleaziest being the God of Thunder has ever encountered, next to mine own foster brother Loki!"

GAMBIT: "Why thank you."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Surely I say unto you dudes, I do not wish to fight. If you apologize right now, the God of Thunder will absolve your sins and proceed upon the path of righteousness."

GAMBIT: "Pfft. Let me tell you something goldie-locks, the day a monkey comes out of my butt is the day you get your apology, how about that?"

THOR: "How convenient, because that's TODAY."

GAMBIT: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

15 seconds later -

DONKEY KONG: "Freedom!"

WOLVERINE: "Whoa, dude... did that monkey just come out your crack, man?" [Gambit whimpers and faints]

 

[Aeltri]

Hehehehehehehe

THOR: "Verily thou art the 2nd sleaziest being the God of Thunder has ever encountered, next to mine own foster brother Loki!"

GAMBIT: "Why thank you."

TONY STARK: "Gumbo's the 2nd? Really Thor, I'm hurt..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: That beard stings, shave it off!
THOR: Huh, the creative team believes this gives me more of a viking appearance, which is more consistent with my Norse God background.
AMORA: Well, being a sleazy, womanizing, boozing bastard is more consistent with your Norse God background as well, but I don´t like that either!
THOR: Women.

 

[Panthro]

TONY STARK: "Gumbo's the 2nd? Really Thor, I'm hurt..."

Hehehehe, good follow up.

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: That beard stings, shave it off!
THOR: Huh, the creative team believes this gives me more of a viking appearance, which is more consistent with my Norse God background.
AMORA: Well, being a sleazy, womanizing, boozing bastard is more consistent with your Norse God background as well, but I don´t like that either!
THOR: Women.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Come lads, let us sabotage the third Batman film!"

THOR: "Excuse me, but would you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity, the way your knuckles crunch when you smash them into my face. It's art."
SIF: "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."
THOR [thinking]: "Dear War Journal - Jackpot!"

BALDER THE BRAVE: "I slice, I dice, I make pizza in 3 different ways, I multi-task!"

THOR: "You think my Shakespearean English is funny? Let's see if you think it's funny when I shove this up your asses!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "What? Even the God of Thunder has to conserve on gas in this day & age!"

 

[Aeltri]

Thor: I must depart again dear Sif, for there are matters outside of Asgard I must attend to.
Sif: Perhaps, if I were to go with-
Thor: NO!
Sif: ?
Thor: No, that will not be necessary my lady. But worry not, I shall return soon.

Sif: Farewell Thor, I love thee!
Thor: *waves*

Wonder Woman: What took you so long? Don't make me use the laso...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

I must know what was Loki´s punishment, father Odin!

I ate him with fava beans and a nice chianti.Frrrllllll!

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN LECTER: When you breastfeed... Does it tickle you?

AMORA: What do you think, smartass?

 

[Keyser Soze]

THOR: Now that I've got you... secured here, father, I want to talk to you about our relationship. My psychiatrist tells me this will be cathartic for both of us.

ODIN: MMMMPH!

THOR: I'd like to begin by expressing the feelings of inadequacy you've instilled in me through the medium of slam poetry....

ODIN: MMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMMMPH!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: I must depart again dear Sif, for there are matters outside of Asgard I must attend to.
Sif: Perhaps, if I were to go with-
Thor: NO!
Sif: ?
Thor: No, that will not be necessary my lady. But worry not, I shall return soon.

Sif: Farewell Thor, I love thee!
Thor: *waves*

Wonder Woman: What took you so long? Don't make me use the laso...

Hehehehe, turning into his Norse myth counterpart at last...

All the Odin/Hannibal Lector ones were great.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Odin: "You've done terrible things Thor, terrible things".

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "So Hannibal Lector's playing your dad King Odin, who's playing you again?"
THOR: "Captain James T. Kirk's dad."

THOR: "Let's see how far I can skip this hammer across the water..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the therapy one!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: We´re prepared tooffer you some benefits in exchange to help us to catch someone vastly more psychotic, sadistic and dangerous than you...

MICKEY: How many times do I have to remind you b****es that I´m your boss, haha?

 

[Panthro]

THOR: We´re prepared tooffer you some benefits in exchange to help us to catch someone vastly more psychotic, sadistic and dangerous than you...

MICKEY: How many times do I have to remind you b****es that I´m your boss, haha?