Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

Both of those get a big

 

[dnno1]

Mickey: "New rule. You've got to let everybody in since we have a Magic Kingdom here now and we make $Big$ $Bucks$ on the tourists.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Welcome to the Thor captions, Dnno1, starting with a bang as I see!

 

[Panthro]

Mickey: "New rule. You've got to let everybody in since we have a Magic Kingdom here now and we make $Big$ $Bucks$ on the tourists.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

ASGARDIANS & OTHER MARVEL CHARACTERS: "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able.
We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot-"
THOR: "I Have To Push The Pram A Lot!"

SUPERMAN: "On second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
JLA: "Right."

 

[dnno1]

Thanks!

ANGRY THOR FANBOY: Cast Balder the Brave and Amora the Enchantress NOW... Or the kitten gets it!!

Cat: Don't mess with Texas. Everybody owns a gun (at least that's the common assumption).

 

[Timstuff]

Vision: "Stay back avengers, only Yellowjacket and The Wasp can stop Godzilla!"
Thor: "Art though kidding me? Go **** thyself!"

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Couldn't vision like.....ruin Godzilla with ease?

 

[kedrell]

^Theoretically.

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: I must stop Joe Quesada and Kevin Feige from overhyping this movie, or fanboys may build such huge expectations the movie will not fullfill unless it cures cancer and make people walk out of wheelchairs!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: I must stop Joe Quesada and Kevin Feige from overhyping this movie, or fanboys may build such huge expectations the movie will not fullfill unless it cures cancer and make people walk out of wheelchairs!

I like the Godzilla one too.

 

[Aeltri]

Hehehehehehehehehehe

ASGARDIANS & OTHER MARVEL CHARACTERS: "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able.
We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot-"
THOR: "I Have To Push The Pram A Lot!"

SUPERMAN: "On second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
JLA: "Right."

 

[Panthro]

I didn't even know we had that.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Verily, these crossovers have gone too far!"

 

[Aeltri]

I didn't even know we had that.

That's because I made it .

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Crossovers indeed went too far in comics too often.

 

[Panthro]

That's because I made it .

Ah, gotcha. Any plans on selling it to the hype?

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Somehow being trashed by Godzilla doesn't seem as bad as being trashed by the Hulk."

 

[Aeltri]

Ah, gotcha. Any plans on selling it to the hype?

It's all for the sake of the fandom. In fact, I am working on 'Lolki Lawlingontheflorollinson' right now ...

 

[Panthro]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "That's him Thor, that's the guy who wanted either Paris Hilton to play me."

THOR: "I tried warning you nicely, now I'm gonna rip your balls off and force you to eat them!"
LOKI: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Oh my God. this means we may have to face a most horrifying threat... Roland Emmerich possibly directing the Avengers movie!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Oh my God. this means we may have to face a most horrifying threat... Roland Emmerich possibly directing the Avengers movie!!

Bwahahahaha, oh the horror!

 

[dnno1]

Mickey: "I own you, Thor, so let me borrow the hammer."

Thor: "You're kidding... um... I mean, thou doth jest, correct?"

Mickey: "What part of pwn do you not understand?"

Counsel: "Tis true, m'lord, you have been leagally pwned."

Thor: "The god of thunder will honor yon request."

Thor: "Here is yon hammer."

Mickey: "Yuck, Yuck, that tickles." One Green Lantern ring, one comicbook company, and the hammer of Thor all in the same year. Not bad for a Mickey Mouse outfit."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff dnno1

THOR: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."