Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

AMORA: "Kill 'em Marv! Kill 'em for me!"
THOR: "I won't let ya down, Goldie."

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "News Team, ASSEMBLE!"
AVENGERS: ""
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "What?"
THOR: "We didn't know you were a Will Ferrell fan."

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehehe.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: The God of Thunder´s movie is far ahead of most other projects and all people talk about is reboots that didn´t even get a greenlight yet!! Release the God of Thunder´s first picture in costume and start some real buzz, for Odin´s sake!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: The God of Thunder´s movie is far ahead of most other projects and all people talk about is reboots that didn´t even get a greenlight yet!! Release the God of Thunder´s first picture in costume and start some real buzz, for Odin´s sake!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "You weigh a little more than 108."
TORUNN: "Oh really?!"

SIF: "Where are we going Thor?"
THOR: "We're going to Disneyland! We get free passes there now thanks to the merger."
SIF: "I can dig that."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Surrender?! What do you think the T on my belt stands for, France?!" [pause] "Hmm... on second thought that really only works when Captain America says it... I'd better go apologize to the people of France now before they ban my movie, comics and animated efforts."

 

[Moridin]

Thor: "Who left the fridge open?"

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "Can you smell what the God of Thunder is cookin'?!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Great stuff all around, guys! Especially the France one!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: "Can you smell what the God of Thunder is cookin'?!!!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Here I Come To Save The Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Do you see what I see?"
THE THING: "A star, a star!"

SIF: "Thor, darling, we need to talk about the... difficulties we've been having lately."
THOR: "Verily Sif my love, there's just too much pressure right now, what with my job, the Avengers, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you the second all those things go away, we'll have sex."
SIF: "I can't wait that long!"

BALDER THE BRAVE: "Alright, why the Hell have they not cast me yet?!"

THOR: "What do you mean Thor Tales of Asgard has been delayed until next year?!"

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "Oh come here Thor honey, I still love you, I don't care if you did get your ass kicked by Hulk in such a ludicrously absurd manner while Wolverine got to put up a better fight against Hulk."
THOR: "Gee Sif, you really know how to sooth a god's bruised ego."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Panthro

 

[ultimatefan]

THING: One thing you gotta admit, only ol´Reed here can take an ergometer bike and turn it into a flying car!
THOR: Verily.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thor: Oh, so the God of Thunder will not speak his traditional "thee" or "thou" kind of English and it will be modern language instead. Let´s practice then,"What´s up,dude?" No, that´s awful... "Yo dawg!" Hell no... "Cowabungaaa!" Damn we do need cable in Asgard...

 

[Webhead2006]

lol

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: Oh, so the God of Thunder will not speak his traditional "thee" or "thou" kind of English and it will be modern language instead. Let´s practice then,"What´s up,dude?" No, that´s awful... "Yo dawg!" Hell no... "Cowabungaaa!" Damn we do need cable in Asgard...

And thanks.

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "Thor, are you sure it's a good idea to leave our only daughter alone with your old friend Iron Man and all those adolescent boys?"
THOR: "Verily Sif, it is the only way our daughter can learn what it truly means to be human."
SIF: "And she's supposed to learn that from an ex-billionaire with a history of substance abuse & rehab?"
THOR: "Honey, he's been on the wagon for many years now, I assure you he won't relapse."

Meanwhile, down on Earth -

JAMES ROGERS: "Me Torunn, pick me! I'm a strong responsible leader when I feel like it!"
FRANCIS BARTON: "Forget him Torunn, pick me! I'm also a strong responsible leader when I feel like it, and I'm an endearing smart ass to boot!"
AZARI: "Oh yeah? Well I'm an effortlessly cool black guy who's already ahead of these guys in development if you know what I mean." [winks]
HENRY PYM JR: "I'm really smart! I'm the most tech savvy guy here! I can teach you how to operate even the most complicated machines, among other things!"
TORUNN: "Wow, if I had known that learning what it means to be human included having all the boys throw themselves at you, I would have come down to Midgard years ago!"
OLD TONY STARK: "Meh. Bunch of amateurs. If I were their age, I'd just flash her all the money in my wallet and she'd be mine in a heartbeat." [looks around] "I sure hope Thor didn't hear that..."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "C'mon baby, light my fire..."
AMORA: "I intend to."

A few weeks later -

AMORA: "Thor honey, there's something very important I have to tell you."
THOR: "Yes, my other love?"
AMORA: "I'm pregnant."
THOR: "Oh crap."

5 years later -

SIF: "Thor, don't you think it's time you told Torunn the truth?"
THOR: "What, that her biological mother is really Amora the Enchantress? Don't be silly! Why waste all that wonderful hush money we paid Amora to keep her quiet all these years?"
SIF: "Thor, if you don't tell Torunn the truth, we're finished."
THOR: "Argh. Alright fine, I'll tell her tomorrow."

10 years later -

THOR: "Torunn honey, I know the timing sucks, but there's something very important I have to tell you."
TORUNN: "Is this about Amora the Enchantress being my biological mother instead of Sif?"
THOR: "Well yes actual- wait what?! You knew all along?!"
TORUNN: "Come on Dad, it wasn't that hard to figure out. I mean look at me, I look almost exactly like Amora, AKA: my biological mother, when she was my age, plus you left your desk drawer open where there were all these old love letters she sent you, plus legal payments-"
THOR: "I am so going to jail now..."

TORUNN: "Um, guys, heh-" [nervous laughter] "-it's not that I'm not flattered by your... enthusiasm, but if you don't stop groping me, I will castrate you. That's why Dad gave me this sword."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Now, where did I drop my contact lenses..."

AMORA: "Amanda Seyfried? No, but I get that a lot. It's the eyes, isn't it?"

THOR: "Sif?! What in the name of all Mighty Odin is going on around here?!"

SIF [thinking]: "If he finds out I've been modeling my wedding dress for the wedding I've been playing since were little kids all is lost..." [speaking] "We were, um... just experimenting with our sexuality! Yes, that's it, we were experimenting with our sexuality! Isn't that right girls?"
ASGARDIAN MAIDENS: "Yes ma'am!"

THOR: "Oh, I see. Well then, I'll come back and pick you up for dinner around six then, alright? Sorry ladies, I didn't mean to intrude. Please resume your lovemaking at your convenience."

 

[Webhead2006]

nice one

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff all around, Panthro, especially the Next Avengers runs!