Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

GIRL: Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thory! Thory! Thory! Thory! Hey Thor! Hey Thor! Hey Thor! Hey Thor! Thoooor! Thoooor! Thoooor! Thoooor!
THOR: WHAT?!
GIRL: Hi! Hihihihihihihi...

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: "Hey, you with the dark hair and 5'9" stature! You wanna play me in my film when you're done playing the Asgardian love interest Sif?"

JAIMIE: "Sure!"

THOR: "Jamie as both Sif AND Wonder Woman?! Verily, tis great to be me!"

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "You want Thor? You gotta go through me, biotch!"

WONDER WOMAN: "Fine by me! Have at you, you lookalike!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "When Ms. Marvel bends over, we all **** [in] our pants!"
IRON MAN: "Dude, c'mon, don't advertise it..."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music!"

THOR: "Amora, I just met a girl named Amora, and suddenly that name will never be the same to me. Amora, I just kissed a girl named Amora, and suddenly I found how wonderful a sound can be! Amora, say it loud and there's music playing! Say it soft and it's almost like praying. Amora, I'll never stop saying Amora..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff, especially anything with Mrs. Marvel bending!

 

[ultimatefan]

SIF: why do we look so much alike when I´m an Asgardian warrior and you´re an Amazon princess?

WONDER WOMAN: I don´t pretend to understand the cultural logics of superhero costume design, or else do you think I´d wear star-spangled panties?!

 

[Panthro]

SIF: why do we look so much alike when I´m an Asgardian warrior and you´re an Amazon princess?

WONDER WOMAN: I don´t pretend to understand the cultural logics of superhero costume design, or else do you think I´d wear star-spangled panties?!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cool reference!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: What, how many versions of my costume there are? I must have changed costumes more times than Britney Spears during a show!
IRON MAN: Don´t you mean more times than Britney took off costumes during a show?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

THOR: "Tony, I'm here to remove those Joel Schumacher-esque iron nipples."
IRON MAN: "They're not nipples damn it! They're Double AA battery storages!"

 

[Superhero 101]

Thor: Man look at these babies

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Tally Hoooooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, love the batteries one!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Who the hell put a "T" on my belt buckle?! Do you think the God of Thunder is what, Adam West´s Batman? Brandon Routh´s Superman? Some cocky redneck truck driver?!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Who the hell put a "T" on my belt buckle?! Do you think the God of Thunder is what, Adam West´s Batman? Brandon Routh´s Superman? Some cocky redneck truck driver?!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

MRS. MARVEL:Hi, actually this has nothing to do with the Thor movie and is not even a joke really, I just thought you guys wanted to see me bending one more time...

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Wonder Woman: Jaimie Alexander, I only trust YOU in being me for the film adaptation of my comic! Are you willing?

Jaimie: Sure.

 

[ultimatefan]

That pic is hysterical.

 

[ultimatefan]

FANBOY 1: Wow, the Thor movie looks like it´s gonna be the most amazing thing, like, ever!
FANBOY 2: I concour. The script, the director, the casting, the designs, everything looks like it will blow our minds!
FANBOY 1: Although...
FANBOY 2: Yes?
FANBOY 1: I gotta say, recasting one of the Warriors Three so close to shooting seems like a bit of a bad sign.
FANBOY 2: Hmmm, yes, I see what you mean. And what´s the ideal with hiring a black dude to be the guardian of Asgard´s gates?
FANBOY 1: Yeah yeah yeah, that sucks. I mean, what´s the deal with Hollywood casting black actors to play white comic book characters?
FANBOY 2: Yeah and, you know, Natalie Portman was in the Star Wars prequel trilogy. The f***ing prequel trilogy!!
FANBOY 1: And Ray Stevenson was in Punisher: War Zone, that´s already one comic book franchise he helped to kill.
FANBOY 2: But Kenneth Branagh, I mean, you know, he did some of the best movies based on Shakespeare.
FANBOY 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. But did you see his Frankenstein? Man, that sucked ass!
FANBOY 2: Tell me about it. And he couldn´t keep Emma Thompson. I mean, Emma Thompson was too good for him?
FANBOY 1: Man, this movie is gonna suck total monkey balls.
FANBOY 2: It´s gonna be like the worst thing ever.
FANBOY 1: Everything sucks.
FANBOY 2: Yeah it does.
FANBOY 1: Let´s commit suicide?
FANBOY 2: Good idea!

 

[Panthro]

All that stuff gets a big:

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "So what do you think kiddo?"
TORUNN: "Sorry Dad, but even with the beard you still look like He-Man. Albeit He-man with a shirt & pants."
THOR: "Damn it..."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Who dared insult John Rhys-Davies?!"

SIF: "Where are we going Thor?"
THOR: "We're going to see Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief! Or whatever the Hell that movie's called."
SIF: "But why? Neither of us read the book."
THOR: "I've been charged with gauging the acting ability of its star, as he is rumored to be in consideration as the next Spider-Man/Peter Parker. Failure to do so could result in the termination of our potential film & TV franchise."
SIF: "I see..."