Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

BETA RAY BILL: C´mon, I know I´m far from being one of Marvel´s most popular characters, but it took a f***ing legal issue with Fox tofinally put me in one of their animated features? MY "B" stands for "Beta", not for "B plan"!

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: C´mon, I know I´m far from being one of Marvel´s most popular characters, but it took a f***ing legal issue with Fox tofinally put me in one of their animated features? MY "B" stands for "Beta", not for "B plan"!

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: "This thing'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus! Just like me!"

 

[Panthro]

RED HULK: "Admit it! You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm red!"
THOR: "Oh enough with this race card crap!"

HULK: "Are you still mad about the whole Hulk Vs. deal?"
THOR: "Yes. Yes I am."

THOR: "Damn roid rage..."

THOR: "Here, let me re-chisel that head of yours!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Dad, if you seriously find Katie Holmes more attractive than Maggie Gyllenhaal even after hooking up with Tom Cruise & mutilating her hair, that's your own personal preference. But if you seriously expect us to believe that Katie's a better actress than Maggie, and that Katie was the heart & soul of 'Batman Begins', the glue that held BB together, a warm sincere tour de force performance that out-shined everyone else & that the real reason 'The Dark Knight' didn't beat Titanic's record was because Katie wasn't in it, then you deserve to be placed in solitary confinement for the rest of eternity."
LECTOR-ODIN: "Katie deserved an Oscar I tell you! An Oscar!!!"
THOR: "I'll come back and visit you on your birthday and at holidays, okay?"

 

[Panthro]

LECTOR-ODIN: "Thor I swear it wasn't me who started the next Ragnarok! It was the butterfly, Thor! The butterfly!"
THOR: "Yes, take it easy there Dad, just take it easy. The butterfly's not gonna bother you anymore."

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "That'll teach you not to abandon your daughter to your old pal Iron Man and then abandon Earth while it gets torn apart by Ultron like some cowardly callous slacker dead beat dad and false hero, leaving Hulk to clean up the mess!"
THOR: "Stupid Next Avengers... damn you Chris Yost..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOE CAMEL: Hey, that´s cool to finally meet a fella cartoon camel, dude! What´s up?

BETA RAY BILL: Go f*** Yourself.

JOE CAMEL: Hey chill out! Yeah yeah I used to sell cigarettes to children, cancer-monger, slow murderer yakk yakk yakk...

 

[Panthro]

JOE CAMEL: Hey, that´s cool to finally meet a fella cartoon camel, dude! What´s up?

BETA RAY BILL: Go f*** Yourself.

JOE CAMEL: Hey chill out! Yeah yeah I used to sell cigarettes to children, cancer-monger, slow murderer yakk yakk yakk...

Bill's actually got a horse head.

 

[Panthro]

RED HULK: "You can wear sleeves all you want, but most people will still think you're a He-Man knock off!"
THOR: "Shut the f*** up!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Well, the cartoon art is generic enough to work both ways, and Joe Camel had more comedy potential than any horse I could think of.

Heheheheehe, Thor will never get rid of that...

 

[ultimatefan]

BETA RAY BILL: For the last f***ing time, I´m not Mr. Ed in a Halloween costume!!

 

[Webhead2006]

what is that beta ray guy really? i dont know anything on the character.

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: For the last f***ing time, I´m not Mr. Ed in a Halloween costume!!

Beta Ray Bill is the cyborg guardian of the alien race known as Korbinites. When he proved worthy of wielding Thor's hammer, King Odin made Bill a hammer of his own, Stormbreaker, which gives him Thor's powers.

For more on Beta Ray Bill -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Ray_Bill
Beta Ray Bill at Wikipedia

http://marvel.com/universe/Beta_Ray_Bill
Beta Ray Bill at Marvel Universe

http://www.comicvine.com/beta-ray-bill/29-6139/
Beta Ray Bill at Comic Vine

 

[Webhead2006]

thanks man for the info, i was just wondering about the character.

 

[ultimatefan]

BETA RAY BILL: Sylvester Stallone? Nah, but I get that all the time...

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: Sylvester Stallone? Nah, but I get that all the time...

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: "Yeah, I'm substituting for Silver Surfer. Deal with it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and poor Beta, always the bridesmaide...

 

[ultimatefan]

BETA RAY BILL: As a matter of fact yes, I have been told that I sound a lot like Gilbert Gottfried...

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, oh no!

BETA RAY BILL: "That's not a hammer! This is a hammer!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "When Sif, when will the mortals of Midgard realize/learn that leaving trash wherever they damn well please is wrong? So very, very wrong?"
SIF: "I don't know Thor, I just don't know."

THOR: "Beware oh computer viruses! Beware oh loathsomely annoying pop ads! The God Of Thunder is about to unleash his own brand of 'virus protection' against thine evil race!"
SIF: "Go get 'em, Thor!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

BETA RAY BILL: Release the first official image of Chris Hemsworth as Thor or I swear I´ll start spreading that THIS is what he´ll look like! And trust me, Internet fanboys will believe it...