Thor caption thread

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BETA RAY BILL: Release the first official image of Chris Hemsworth as Thor or I swear I´ll start spreading that THIS is what he´ll look like! And trust me, Internet fanboys will believe it...
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AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Why yes, I am Ali Larter. What gave it away?"


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LOKI: "So what if I liked William Baldwin's voice work as Batman in Justice League Crisis On 2 Earths?! I thought it was an interesting concept!"
 
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AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: Cast some mousey, unsexy teen soapie star to play me and I swear I´ll make you spend the rest of your days as eunuchs!
 
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THOR: I shall stop them from using modern comics costumes to make my movie suit design!
SIF: But my love, that will make you more realistic and cinematic!
THOR: I know, but it means I cannot showoff my spectacular byceps!
 
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AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: Cast some mousey, unsexy teen soapie star to play me and I swear I´ll make you spend the rest of your days as eunuchs!
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You tell 'em Amora!

The biceps gag was great too.
 
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AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: My real superpower? Get to wear this without soffocating, of course!
 
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AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: My real superpower? Get to wear this without soffocating, of course!
Bwahahahahahahaha!

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JEAN GREY: "Can you smell what the Phoenix is cookin'?!"

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THOR: "Whatever it is, it's gonna melt all my snow!"



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THOR: "Hmm, seems someone got the wide screen on the sides instead of on the top & bottom."
 
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THOR: Iamused to the He-Man jokes, but call me Achilles and I shall crack your skull like a nut!
 
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LOKI: "But Thor, all I said was that you should at least admit that George Lucas & Michael Bay know how to stage & execute action scenes- GAGCK!"
THOR: "Shaddap you!"
 
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THOR: "Do you know who I am, my child?"
TORUNN: "Aren't you King Triton from the Walt Disney version of the Little Mermaid?"
THOR: "Huh. Well I've never heard that one before. I guess that's a nice change of pace from the He-Man jokes."
 
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TORUNN: Dad, all you do in this thread is belittle me and my movie! Can´t you say anything nice?
THOR: Hmmm, okay, compared to the schmucks you were sided with, your character was relatively less one-dimensional and annoying.
TORUNN: Thanks, dad. Tell me you love me?
THOR: Don´t push it.
TORUNN: Okay.
 
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TORUNN: Dad, all you do in this thread is belittle me and my movie! Can´t you say anything nice?
THOR: Hmmm, okay, compared to the schmucks you were sided with, your character was relatively less one-dimensional and annoying.
TORUNN: Thanks, dad. Tell me you love me?
THOR: Don´t push it.
TORUNN: Okay.
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THOR: "I have given a name to my pain. And it is Loki. You must possess strength to inflict pain, Sif. We've got an obnoxious trickster god to kill, and I wanna clean my claws. Or hammer, rather. You know what I mean, right?"
SIF: "Right."
 
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TORUNN: Dad, why were you not there for me all these years?
THOR: Your father foolishly listened to Superman´s advice. You can see where that took him, by the way...
 
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AMORA: If THESE don´t convince Marvel to release Thor in 3-D, nothing will!
 
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Sif: "Thor what are you doing?"
Thor: "I am searching for captain america lead."
 
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