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MR. FANTASTIC: "We saved Captain Kirk's dad!"
HUMAN TORCH: "...."
 
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SUPERMAN: "That's right, I've got Zack 300 Snyder! Deal with it!"
THOR: "Zack Snyder is no match for Kenneth Brannagh! Have at thee!"
 
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AMORA: "I can't believe I'm gonna score with Captain Kirk's dad..."
THOR: "For the last time I am not Captain Kirk's dad!:cmad:"
 
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TORRUN: "So if you're Captain Kirk's dad, that means Captain Kirk is my step-brother, right?"
THOR: "...."
 
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Loki: "Why do I get the feeling that I am in one of those DeBeers jewelry commercials?"
Thor: "Just don't expect me to propose."
 
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Thor: "TH"
Loki: "or"
Both: "Thor"

this message has been brought to you by the Electric company and the letters T and H.
 
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Show him that you'd marry him all over again: The 25th Anniversary Diamond Necklace.
 
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Natalie: I can't believe I'm in a movie with Captain Kirk's dad. :woot:
Chris: I can't believe I'm in a movie with Luke's mom. :woot:
Kenneth: I can't believe I was in Wild Wild West. :dry:
 
Reminds me of Blazing Saddles personally. lol
 
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KENNETH: "Nat, Chris, we need to talk. I'm hearing you, Natalie, are being considered for Lois Lane in the Superman reboot."
NATALIE: "What? Ryan Reynolds can play on both sides of the fence but I can't?"
KENNETH: "Nat, I have plans for sequels, I might actually need you to be available. I don't want to end up in a Nolan-situation where I have to recast one of my love interests."
NATALIE: "...."
KENNETH: "And you, Chris, what's this nonsense I hear about you secretly talking with the Warner Brothers people about playing either Aquaman or Orion for a 4th World film?"
CHRIS: "Dude, what if Thor & the Avengers doesn't work out? I have to consider other possible franchises to fall back on if this doesn't work out."
KENNETH: "Do not vex me fool! Or I'll see to it you spend the rest of your life making porn! And not even good porn at that!"
CHRIS: "Yes master..."
 
^Awesome, hehehehehehhehehe

Pity da fool that vexes Branagh.
 
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KENNETH: Then they opened the door... Heard this maniacal, horrifying laughter... And found out they were working for Tom Rothman!
NATALIE AND CHRIS: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
 
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KENNETH: Then they opened the door... Heard this maniacal, horrifying laughter... And found out they were working for Tom Rothman!
NATALIE AND CHRIS: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
 
And thanks.
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TORRUN: "Guess what Dad, I'm being added to the comics! Isn't that great?"
THOR: "I... I guess so."
TORRUN: "I might even get to appear in one of your movies or on the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes!"
THOR: "Now let's not go crazy Torunn."
 
Thanks. Someday I´m gonna have to watch that NA thing. I´ll probably have to get hammered first.
 
Thanks. Someday I´m gonna have to watch that NA thing. I´ll probably have to get hammered first.
 
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KENNETH: Then they opened the door... Heard this maniacal, horrifying laughter... And found out they were working for Tom Rothman!
NATALIE AND CHRIS: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

:woot::awesome: Best one yet!
 
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