Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

THOR: Are you whiney and asthmatic?
TORUNN: No.
THOR: Then we´re good.

TORUNN: "You have to admit I'm a much better illegitimate child than the kid from Superman Returns."
THOR: "Certainly can't argue with that."

 

[Panthro]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

THOR: "First, take a big step back... and literally, **** YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific ******** power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ****ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother****er! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!"

 

[kedrell]

^Hehehehe. Got Tropic Thunder on the brain, Panthro?

 

[Panthro]

^Hehehehe. Got Tropic Thunder on the brain, Panthro?

yeah, you could say that.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Gotta love Tropic Thunder. Love the follow-up.

 

[ultimatefan]

RED HULK: Hahaha, Hulk got Liv Tyler and all Thor got was Natalie Portman!!
THOR: Silence!!

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: My greatest magical power? Get to breathe in this outfit, of course!

 

[Panthro]

RED HULK: Hahaha, Hulk got Liv Tyler and all Thor got was Natalie Portman!!
THOR: Silence!!

Hehe, Hulk got Liv Tyler AND Jennifer Connelly. Clearly, Hulk is a Player.

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: My greatest magical power? Get to breathe in this outfit, of course!

 

[Panthro]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "That's him, Thor, that's the guy who knocked me up two months ago and now he won't pay me any pre-birth child support."

THOR: "If you weren't willing to pay, you should have learned how to use a f***ing condom!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "You may have Iron Balls, mortal, but I have Thunder Balls!"
IRON MAN: ""

 

[kedrell]

^Hehe, sounds like a porno take on a James Bond movie.

 

[Panthro]

^Hehe, sounds like a porno take on a James Bond movie.

Yep.

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Why do men keep running away from me?!"

 

[kedrell]

Yep.

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Why do men keep running away from me?!"

THOR: "Aye, in Midgard the mortals have a term: Maneater. Now if thou was to look it up...thy picture would be there."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Aye, in Midgard the mortals have a term: Maneater. Now if thou was to look it up...thy picture would be there."

Great follow up.

 

[kedrell]

Great follow up.

Thanks, yours was great too.

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "Show me the money!!!"

 

[spider-neil]

this is the last time I do this odin!! the next time you forget to pay the electricity bill you're on your own!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

One for each other and all for one
the Three brave Amigos are we
Brother to Brother and everyone
A brave amigo
Fighting for justice and liberty
where ever you find is where we will be
for the three brave amigos are we

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos

Over the mountains across the plains
the three brave amigos are we
Stamping out evil till none remains
the brave amigos
the three brave amigos
Where ever they meet us our destinys lead us
amigos we are always together
where ever we go we're three brave amigos
and we'll be amigos forever

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
and amigos forever we'll be

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR - Stop teasing me about the beating I took from Hulk!! It is the end result that counts, and in the end the God of Thunder was victorious, for he is the hero!
LOKI - Well, technically, it was Banner who did the most heroic thing...
THOR - Silence!

 

[Panthro]

THOR - Stop teasing me about the beating I took from Hulk!! It is the end result that counts, and in the end the God of Thunder was victorious, for he is the hero!
LOKI - Well, technically, it was Banner who did the most heroic thing...
THOR - Silence!

Hehehehe, Loki you smart mouthed bastard...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Show me the money!!!"

 

[Panthro]

this is the last time I do this odin!! the next time you forget to pay the electricity bill you're on your own!!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Good news Thor, I'm not obsessed with you anymore that I've found a steady relationship. Here, I'd like to introduce you to my new boyfriend. His name is He-Man, he defends Castle Grayskull and Eternia as a whole."

HE-MAN: "Hi there."

THOR: "You... You... You BASTARD!!!!!!!!!"