Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

THOR: Oh great, now not only I´ll be confused with He-Man, people will call me Conan as well!! What´s next, Beowulf?

Hehehe, more than likely. If only Marvel had stuck to Thor's natural red hair from the myth, he wouldn't have this problem, the poor fellow.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "What the Hell dude?!"
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "They cancelled my movie because it wasn't 'Dark Knight enough'!"
THOR: "You mean you don't want a high quality summer/Christmas blockbuster?"
CAPT. MARVEL: "Who said anything about quality?! They just want to make it darker & meaner than I typically tend to be as a character!"
THOR: "Oh. Well, yeah, that is pretty stupid."

 

[kedrell]

Volstagg: "I am not giving you my code."

Thor: "I'll bet I can guess it."

Volstagg: "Yeah, right."

Thor: "Ah all right, yeah...let's see...well we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Let's go deeper...what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptation."

Volstagg: "uh..."

Thor: "But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No, no, no, no...Yours is a sweet tooth."

Volstagg: "I gotta go."

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master....the cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon....Ovaltine!? Hersheys!? Nestle's Quick!?"

Volstagg: "Shut up!"

 

[Agent 194]

Hehehe, more than likely. If only Marvel had stuck to Thor's natural red hair from the myth, he wouldn't have this problem, the poor fellow.

I was going to guess Arthur Suydam but I guess that's Boris. Am I right?

 

[Agent 194]

And I'm real curious as to you that is. It looks an awful lot like Buscema but not in the face. Who did this?

 

[kedrell]

^I dunno. I just found it on comicvine.

 

[Panthro]

I can't praise your use of the Seinfeld bank code gag enough ked.

THOR: "Come on, this picture of me has 'avatar' written all over it."

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: This hammer... That I´m holding in my hand...Is rrrr.... Iis rrrr... RRoyal yellow!!

 

[Panthro]

Royal Yellow?

 

[ultimatefan]

Was trying to make a Liar Liar reference, but the hammer in that pic is not even the traditional yellow from comics...

 

[Panthro]

I haven't seen Liar Liar in ages.

THOR: "I like to keep this handy for close encounters."

 

[ironman29758]

I posted in the hulk thread as well but here it goes....

Red Hulk: I told you to keep him away from that Juggernaut video but did you listen? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thor: ME?!!!! What about you, Mr.I-JUST-WANTED-TO-SHOW-HIM-A-FEW-ISSUES-OF-ALL-STAR-BATMAN-AND-ROBIN?!!!
Red Hulk:It was by Frank Miller! He does me no wrong.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... THIS you can trust.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... THIS you can trust.

Good Conan reference.

 

[Panthro]

Just as funny here as it was in the Hulk thread ked.

THOR: "We make our stand now, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper. If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, nice Predator one.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Yes, it is a mighty powerful thing... But try hammering a nail with this. It crushes every bone in thy thumb...

 

[kedrell]

THOR: If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Please, blonde man must give Hulk cameo in blonde man's film! Hulk needs all the exposure he can get!"
THOR: "You had a live action TV show, two solo cartoons among a handful of animated DTV's and two movies! I'm lucky to even have a film when I never even had a cartoon!"

THOR: "You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But nooooooooooooo. You've got me hauling your heavy ass through the burning desert of the Underworld... you just had to come up here with an attitude... acting all big & bad..." [sniffs] "And what the Hell is that smell?!?!?!"

THOR: "AHHHHHHHHH!" [punches Hulk repeatedly]

THOR: "I could have been at a barbecue!!!"

5 seconds later -

THOR: "But I ain't mad... it's alright... it's alright..."

SIF: "Sure I terrify you because I'm strong & outspoken, but admit it, as much as I scare you, you'd still want to take me to bed."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

RESEARCHER:Name?
THORRY BRAVO: Thorry Bravo.
RESEARCHER: Occupation?
THORRY BRAVO: Thorry Bravo.









(hope people catch the reference, hehe)

 

[Panthro]

RESEARCHER:Name?
THORRY BRAVO: Thorry Bravo.
RESEARCHER: Occupation?
THORRY BRAVO: Thorry Bravo.









(hope people catch the reference, hehe)

Cartoon Network's Johnny Bravo.

 

[ultimatefan]

SIF: What, just because I am from ancient Norse mythology it does not mean I cannot dress like that ****e Britney Spears...

 

[Venom'sDad]

WHOA!!! Are you happy to see me or what?

That was because of her

Huh, don't look like much to me.... and you call yourself "the God of Thunder".