Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Well, if the movie fails, we can try making "This is Spinal Tap 2!"

 

[Webhead2006]

lol

Also didnt they do a spinal tap 2 film?

 

[ultimatefan]

I don´t really know, I´ll look it up.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Well, if the movie fails, we can try making "This is Spinal Tap 2!"

The other ones were funny too UF.

Loved yours too Ked. Gotta love Queen. Good find that Thor God of Metal video.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "We Are The Champions My Friend! And We'll Keep on Fighting To The End!"
ALL TOGETHER: "We Are The Champions! We Are The Champions! No Time For Losers 'Cause We Are The Champions-"
THOR: "Of the Woooooooooorrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Why in Odin´s name are we forming a band? We are supposed to be superheroes, not musicians! We cannot play, our songs are terrible, we look ridiculous with these instruments...

BRUNHILDE: Hey you guys have a band? I always wanted to be a groupie!

THOR: Oh I see.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Why in Odin´s name are we forming a band? We are supposed to be superheroes, not musicians! We cannot play, our songs are terrible, we look ridiculous with these instruments...

BRUNHILDE: Hey you guys have a band? I always wanted to be a groupie!

THOR: Oh I see.

 

[Webhead2006]

haha on the groupie one.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "They're
Selling postcards
Of the hanging
They're painting
The passports brown
The beauty parlor
Is filled with sailors
The circus is in town
Here comes
The blind commissioner
They've got him in a trance
One hand is tied
To the tight-rope walker
The other is in his pants
And the riot squad
They're restless
They need somewhere to go
As Lady
And I look out tonight
From Desolation Row!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "It's a kind of magic,
It's a kind of magic,
A kind of magic,
One dream, one soul, one prize,
One goal, one golden glance of what should be,
It's a kind of magic,
One shaft of light that shows the way,
No mortal man can win this day,
It's a mind of magic,
The bell that rings inside your mind,
It's a challenging the doors of time,
It's a kind of magic,
The waiting seems eternity,
The day will dawn of sanity,
It's a kind of magic,
There can be only one,
This rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be gone,
This flame that burns inside of me,
I'm hearing secret harmonies
It's a kind of magic,
The bell that rings inside your mind,
Is challenging the doors of time,
It's a kind of magic,
It's a kind of magic,
This rage that lasts a thousand years,
Will soon be will soon be,
Will soon be gone,
This is a kind of magic,
Tere can only be one,
This life that lasts a thousand years,
Will soon be gone,
Magic - it's a kind of magic,
It's a kind of magic,
Magic, magic, magic, magic,
It's magic,
It's a kind of magic..."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Adventure seeker on an empty street
Just an alley creeper, light on his feet
A young fighter screaming, with no time for doubt
With the pain and anger can´t see a way out,
It ain´t much I´m asking, I heard him say,
Gotta find me a future move out of my way,

I want it all, I want it all,I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all,I want it all, and I want it now

Listen all you people, come gather round
I gotta get me a game plan,gotta shake you to the ground
Just give me what I know is mine,
People do you hear me, just give me the sign,
It ain´t much I´m asking, if you want the truth
Here´s to the future for the dreams of youth,

I want it all, I want it all,
I want it all, and I want it now
I want it all, I want it all,
I want it all, and I want it now

I´m a man with a one track mind,
So much to do in one life time(people do you hear me)
Not a man for compromise and where´s and why´s and living lies
So I´m living it all, yes I´m living at all,
And I´m giving it all, and I´m giving it all,
It ain´t much I´m asking, if you want the truth,
Here´s to the future, hear the cry of youth,

I want it all, I want it all,
I want it all, and I want it now
I want it all, I want it all,
I want it all, and I want it now!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Here we are, Born to be kings,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting to survive,
In a world with the darkest powers,
And here we are, We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting for survival,
We've come to be the rulers of your world,
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings, (Yeah!)
I have no rival, No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,
Born to be kings, Princes of the universe,
Fighting and free, Got your world in my hand,
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe,
No man could understand. My power is in my own hand,
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, People talk about you,
People say you've had your day,
I'm a man that will go far,
Fly the moon and reach for the stars,
With my sword and head held high,
Got to pass the test first time - yeah,
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day,
But I can prove you worng cos I'm right first time,
Yeah. Yeah. Alright, Watch this man fly,
Bring on the girls,
Here We are. Born to be kings. We're the princes of
the universe. Here we belong. Born to be kings,
Princes of the universe. Fighting and free,
Got the world in my hands. I'm here for your love,
And I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great songs!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Remember, no drugs.
BETA: Hey I´m in this for the sex! With this face, how else am I gonna get laid in this planet? Even Alex Van Halen had groupies coming after him, for Chrissakes!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Remember, no drugs.
BETA: Hey I´m in this for the sex! With this face, how else am I gonna get laid in this planet? Even Alex Van Halen had groupies coming after him, for Chrissakes!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Hey if you think I'm a callous slacker deadbeat parent, you wouldn't believe the stuff your grandpa Odin used to do to me to 'learn me something' as he put it."

 

[SpiderByte]

Thor: Now, tell me child: Why in Odin's name does my beard hair not match the rest of my hair?

 

[Panthro]

Thor: Now, tell me child: Why in Odin's name does my beard hair not match the rest of my hair?

Good question.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, good one spider!

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Where's my f***ing movie?!"
THOR: "How should I know? I'm still waiting to see the first picture of Chris Hemsworth as me!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: He-Man lookalikie!
THOR: Superman knock-off!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "My little girl from Next Avengers can beat up your whiny asthmatic bastard son from SR!"
SUPERMAN: "Like Hell!"
THOR: "That's not all! I conceived her within wedlock!"
SUPERMAN: "Shut up!"

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: He-Man lookalikie!
THOR: Superman knock-off!