Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: I HAVE THE POW... Oh f***, not me too!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: I HAVE THE POW... Oh f***, not me too!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

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HEMSWORTH: What´s my motivation in this scene?
BRANAGH: Make sure at least one more Marvel Studios solo movie´s a hit so all this time we´ve spent in these movies building up for The Avengers won´t be for nothing.
HEMSWORTH: Oh.

 

[Panthro]

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HEMSWORTH: What´s my motivation in this scene?
BRANAGH: Make sure at least one more Marvel Studios solo movie´s a hit so all this time we´ve spent in these movies building up for The Avengers won´t be for nothing.
HEMSWORTH: Oh.

 

[Panthro]

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HEMSWORTH: "Hey isn't this a leftover set from Clash of the Titans 2008 or Hellboy 2: The Golden Army?"
BRANAGH: "Quiet you!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Craig Kyle & Chris Yost can kiss my ass!"

THOR: "Cyclops sends his regards."
WOLVERINE: "I should have known it was him..."

 

[Panthro]

LADY SIF: "You're as phony as your bleached hair and your cheap breast implants!"
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Silence! I paid good money for these implants- D'OH! I hope your teeth rot out!"

 

[Panthro]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH: "For the last time I am not Sabertooth! And I'm not Tyler Mane either!"

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "No I am not some random Japanese Anime girl! And don't make fun of my pigtails!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

HEMSWORTH: Fabio? Nah, but I get that a lot.

 

[ultimatefan]

A little follow up:

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HEMSWORTH: What´s my motivation in this scene?
BRANAGH: Make people forget I ever directed Mary Shelley´s Frankenstein.

 

[Venomaniac]

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HEMSWORTH: What´s my motivation in this scene?
BRANAGH: Show me that you're a good actor, because no actor worth his salt would ask what his motivation in the scene was TWO MINUTES BEFORE WE SHOOT THE ****ING SCENE!

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

HEMSWORTH: Fabio? Nah, but I get that a lot.

Yours was funny too Venomaniac.

 

[ultimatefan]

LADY SIF: You´re a bad girl, I´m gonna spank you!
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: Please, the readers are already aroused as it is...

 

[Panthro]

LADY SIF: You´re a bad girl, I´m gonna spank you!
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: Please, the readers are already aroused as it is...

Funny because it's true.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

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HEMSWORTH: Kick your f--king ass! I want you off the f--king set you prick!
No, don't just be sorry, think for one f--king second. What the f--k are you doing? Are you professional or not? No, shut the f--k up! Don't shut me up!
Am I going to walk around and rip your f--king lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the f--k are you walking right through like this in the background. What the f--k is it with you? What don't you f--king understand? You got any f--king idea about, hey, it's f--king distracting having somebody walking up behind Jamie in the middle of the f--king scene? Give me a f--king answer! What don't you get about it? Oh, good for you, and how was it? I hope it was f--king good, because it's useless now, isn't it? F--k-sake man, you're amateur. Kenneth, you got f--king something to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f--king watching and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a f--k about what is going on in front of the camera. I'm trying to f--king do a scene here, and I am going 'Why the f--k is he walking in there? What is he doing there?' Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the f--king set man. For f--k-sake. Alright, let's go again. Let's not take a f--king minute, let's go again. You're unbelievable, you're un-f--king-believable. Number of times you're strolling and f--king around in the background. I've never had a DP behave like this. You don't f--king understand what it's like working with actors, that's what that is. That's what that is man, I'm telling you. I'm not asking, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. I'm going to f--king kick your f--king ass if you don't shut for a second! Alright? You do it one more f--king time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm f--king serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't f--king cut it when you're ********ting and f--king around like this on set. I ain't the one walking. Let's get Tom and put this back on and let's go again. Seriously man, you and me, we're f--king done professionally. F--king ass.
BRANAGH: Damn, ONE superhero movie and the guy already thinks he´s Christian Bale...

 

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/12384L.jpg
HEMSWORTH: Kick your f--king ass! I want you off the f--king set you prick!
No, don't just be sorry, think for one f--king second. What the f--k are you doing? Are you professional or not? No, shut the f--k up! Don't shut me up!
Am I going to walk around and rip your f--king lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the f--k are you walking right through like this in the background. What the f--k is it with you? What don't you f--king understand? You got any f--king idea about, hey, it's f--king distracting having somebody walking up behind Jamie in the middle of the f--king scene? Give me a f--king answer! What don't you get about it? Oh, good for you, and how was it? I hope it was f--king good, because it's useless now, isn't it? F--k-sake man, you're amateur. Kenneth, you got f--king something to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f--king watching and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a f--k about what is going on in front of the camera. I'm trying to f--king do a scene here, and I am going 'Why the f--k is he walking in there? What is he doing there?' Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the f--king set man. For f--k-sake. Alright, let's go again. Let's not take a f--king minute, let's go again. You're unbelievable, you're un-f--king-believable. Number of times you're strolling and f--king around in the background. I've never had a DP behave like this. You don't f--king understand what it's like working with actors, that's what that is. That's what that is man, I'm telling you. I'm not asking, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. I'm going to f--king kick your f--king ass if you don't shut for a second! Alright? You do it one more f--king time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm f--king serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't f--king cut it when you're ********ting and f--king around like this on set. I ain't the one walking. Let's get Tom and put this back on and let's go again. Seriously man, you and me, we're f--king done professionally. F--king ass.
BRANAGH: Damn, ONE superhero movie and the guy already thinks he´s Christian Bale...

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "You'll get my hammer when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

 

[dnno1]

Chris Hemsworth: "What are you doing! I'm in the middle of shooting a scene!"
Thor: "I just want to show you how to handle the hammer"

Thor and Chris Hemsworth: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Green Lantern: "Now, onto working out my next marketing deal (go stick it, Booster Gold)... Eh?"

Green Lanter:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRG!"

Green Lantern: "Alright! Who's the wise guy who dropped their hammer on my foot?"