Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

HEMSWORTH: Okay, the calendar pic/rock video/deodorant ad is done, let´s get back to shooting the frikking movie!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Alright, if you guys won't give me back my helmet, then I'll make a new one!"

 

[SPider-T0rch]

I! AM! I! AM! IRON MAN! I! AM! IRONNNNN MANN!!...oh wait

 

[Darkness Falls]

Thor: begone ye termites lest ye face the wraith of the god of thunder

 

[Panthro]

I! AM! I! AM! IRON MAN! I! AM! IRONNNNN MANN!!...oh wait

Hehe, termites...

 

[SpiderByte]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH: "What was that about 'He's not buff enough to be Thor', fanboys?"

 

[SpiderByte]

HEMSWORTH: "Ooh, my favorite! Norse-Flavored ice cream!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

Thor: The Destroyer amour is evil
Loki: From my point for view the asguardians are evil
Thor: WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!!!!!!!

 

[protocida]

SIF: My lord, the Green Lantern movie has release its first images, and they're good.

THOR: WHAT?! No movie can threaten the superiority of mine!

THOR: For the Box Office! And For Asgard!

GREEN LANTERN: Well, fu**.

 

[Superhero 101]

THOR: YOU SHALL NOT PASS............My Box Office Numbers.

 

[Figs]

THOR: “Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a trench with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a hammer for that thing you love. Look again, the hammer is stuck. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m lifting a hammer.”

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

THOR: Hah, my new Comic Con pics are stealing your thunder! Got it? Thunder?
GREEN LANTERN: Huh dude, stick with the serious, pseudo-Shakesperian-talking superhero routine, okay?

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Desperate Housewives!
LOKI: Gray´s Anatomy!
THOR: Desperate Housewives!
LOKI: Gray´s Anatomy!
THOR: Damn I cannot really decide which one is worse!
LOKI: Me neither!

 

[3dman27]

thor"be thou GONE thy vile refugee from the super friends

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehe, poor Hal still fighting that image.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Desperate Housewives!
LOKI: Gray´s Anatomy!
THOR: Desperate Housewives!
LOKI: Gray´s Anatomy!
THOR: Damn I cannot really decide which one is worse!
LOKI: Me neither!

I think most of the women on Desperate Housewives are hotter than the women on Grey's Anatomy.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: YOU SHALL NOT PASS............My Box Office Numbers.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: “Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a trench with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a hammer for that thing you love. Look again, the hammer is stuck. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m lifting a hammer.”

 

[Panthro]

All these other gags were great.

THOR: "Deadpool? How didst thou acquire such a powerful weapon? Hath thou been in league with mine evil step-brother Loki?"
GREEN LANTERN/HAL JORDAN: "I am not Deadpool you ding dong!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR & GREEN LANTERN TOGETHER: "Stop! Hammer Time!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

THOR & GREEN LANTERN TOGETHER: "Stop! Hammer Time!"

Thor: Damn it hal, I asked you to bring the nails
Hal: my bad

 

[SpiderByte]

THOR & GREEN LANTERN TOGETHER: "Stop! Hammer Time!"

THOR: "Da na na na, na na, na na, Can't lift this, da na na na, na na, na na, Can't lift this..."

 

[Panthro]

Funny additions Spider, Dark.

 

[ultimatefan]

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[ultimatefan]

THOR´S HELMET: That´s right, Thor´ll wear me and I even have goddamns wings, kinda, so will you people stop jumping off bridges over that?