Thor caption thread

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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead, long live the king"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become

Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh, who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

Ohh...

Hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
 
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead, long live the king"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become

Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh, who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

Ohh...

Hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
Heh. Nice. What's the song called?
 
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TONY: Hahahaha, even in YOUR movie I get the chicks!

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THOR: To hell with this "set up Avengers movie" crap, his ass is mine!!
 
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THOR: "For the last time Amora you have to wait until the sequel to make your big theatrical debut."
 
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JANE FOSTER: Sorry Thor, you may be all ripped and stuff, but Tony´s indeed the Iron Man!

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THOR: Girls, for the last time, the rain is pouring and it´s really, really cold!
 
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ODIN: You´re a vain, greedy, cruel boy!




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STEVE JOBS: And you´re an old man and a fool!
 
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Sif-"Hey Jane, isn't it great we're going to be together on the big screen and all, and I have to say I really admire what a good sport you are about being a feeble little mortal who loses her god lover to me his fellow Asgardian immortal ..."

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Jane Foster-"Of Sif sweetie- it's always a pleasure but tell me why are you so sure you're the one who gets Thor in the end?"

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Sif="Well not to be a total ***** here but just look-and besides that's what happens in the comics..."
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Jane Foster-"All true to be sure...and that's no doubt why they cast such an A Lister like Jamie Alexander to play you while I get stuck with that nobody Natalie Portman."

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Sif-"Yes...hey wait a minute!!"

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Jane Foster-"Yeah, I think it's pretty clear who the priority girl for this franchise is! Ta Ta!"
 
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Sif-"Hey Jane, isn't it great we're going to be together on the big screen and all, and I have to say I really admire what a good sport you are about being a feeble little mortal who loses her god lover to me his fellow Asgardian immortal ..."

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Jane Foster-"Of Sif sweetie- it's always a pleasure but tell me why are you so sure you're the one who gets Thor in the end?"

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Sif="Well not to be a total ***** here but just look-and besides that's what happens in the comics..."
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Jane Foster-"All true to be sure...and that's no doubt why they cast such an A Lister like Jamie Alexander to play you while I get stuck with that nobody Natalie Portman."

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Sif-"Yes...hey wait a minute!!"

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Jane Foster-"Yeah, I think it's pretty clear who the priority girl for this franchise is! Ta Ta!"
Hehehe.

Still, it's kinda sad knowing that Sif is gonna get screwed over in the movies just because Jane happens to be Natalie Portman.

I'd take Jaimie over Natalie any day though.
 
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SIF: "You know what the difference is between you and me? I can actually have sex with Thor and survive. You not so much."

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JANE FOSTER: "Shut up!"

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SIF: "I'm also more inventive in bed than you are."

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JANE FOSTER: "B****!"

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SIF: "And damn proud of it too."
 
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JAIMIE: Why shoud you get more screentime than me? I´m hotter and sexier. Lady Sif is a much more important character in comics than Jane Foster.

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NATALIE: Well, I was in the Star Wars prequels...


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JAIMIE: My point exactly!

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NATALIE: Go to hell.
 
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JAIMIE: Why shoud you get more screentime than me? I´m hotter and sexier. Lady Sif is a much more important character in comics than Jane Foster.

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NATALIE: Well, I was in the Star Wars prequels...


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JAIMIE: My point exactly!

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NATALIE: Go to hell.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
 
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ODIN: You´re a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

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Anakin: And you´re an old man and a fool

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Odin: Yes..... I was a Fool..... To Think you were Ready...... You're UNWORTHY....... AND I CAST YOU OUT

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Anakin: One Day I'll be the most powerful jedi ever and i'll be back

*months Later*

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