Thor caption thread

[Surfer]

Probably because they are most likely trying for a PG rating with Thor and if Sif had that much skin exposed, children everywhere would reach puberty over night.

Surfer

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Navigator.

Interesting insight Surfer.

IRON MAN: "So Thor, by forming an alliance with Scott Summers, AKA: Cyclops, you succeeded in cancelling Wolverine & the X-Men so that our upcoming Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes could have a bigger budget and air without worrying about that damn stupid cash ****e Wolverine getting in our way. What are you gonna do next?"
THOR: "I'm going to Disneyland!"

 

[Panthro]

BALDER THE BRAVE: "Okay, why am I not in the film again?"

BALDER: "Guys? Guys? Hello? C'mon we're gonna miss the movie! This isn't funny anymore!"

 

[Panthro]

LADY SIF: "Wonder Woman? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[SpiderByte]

REED: "....."
THOR: "...."
REED: "...."
THOR: "...."
REED: "....Seriously, what the **** is with your cape?"

 

[SpiderByte]

BALDER: "Please not be a Wampa, please not be a Wampa..."

*Wampa roar*

BALDER: "****."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Allow me to do a follow up:

LADY SIF: Wonder Woman? No, but I get that a lot. Actually, I been getting it more than Wonder Woman herself for some reason...






On a more serious note, I´m getting sicker and sicker of this sort of reversal sexism: Men can fight shirtless or in tights all the time, but God forbid you put a female hero in a revealing, objectifying outfit.

 

[Panthro]

Allow me to do a follow up:

LADY SIF: Wonder Woman? No, but I get that a lot. Actually, I been getting it more than Wonder Woman herself for some reason...






On a more serious note, I´m getting sicker and sicker of this sort of reversal sexism: Men can fight shirtless or in tights all the time, but God forbid you put a female hero in a revealing, objectifying outfit.

Agreed. And hehehe

Yours were funny too Spider-Byte.

THOR: "Damn it, I specifically said no clone sagas! And no Bizarro rip offs!"

THOR #1: "Real Gods of Thunder don't wear sleaves!"
THOR #2: "F***!"

Thor goes Charlie Brown (WARNING! MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT READ THE JMS RUN!!!) -

Spoiler

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR #2: Wait, we´re not enemies! We´re just from different retcons!

 

[Panthro]

THOR #2: Wait, we´re not enemies! We´re just from different retcons!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

 

[Panthro]

THOR #1: "Damn it man, don't you realize that by making a He-Man joke yourself, you're simply reinforcing the stereotype that we're a He-Man knock off? Is that really what you want?"

THOR #1: "There Can Be Only One!"

THOR #1: "You feel that?! You feel that?! That's pride f***ing with ya! Ya gotta control that s*** man!"

 

[The Navigator]

THOR #1: "You feel that?! You feel that?! That's pride f***ing with ya! Ya gotta control that s*** man!"

I just watched that.

*"In the fifth, your ass goes down."*

 

[Panthro]

I just watched that.

*"In the fifth, your ass goes down."*

Bwahahahahaha, glad I inspired you.

THOR #1: "I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"

THOR #2: "One thing I gotta know - where'd you get that bad ass hammer man?"
THOR #1: "I built it in a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave! With a box of scraps!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "And stay out!"

 

[KalMart]

Breaking News:

Thor 2 will delve into the Norse Superhero's early years as an Asgaardian dentist.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR 1: I refuse to be called evil twin, that´s a dated stereotype! I`m your morally-challenged genetically identical sibling!

 

[KalMart]

Asgaardian Heimlich maneuver....required by law to be posted in every Norse dining establishment.

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR 1: Don´t say Asgard is old-fashioned, we even have our own form of ****zu massage!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF, Kal!

THOR: "No you cannot appear in the Avengers film! Or the Avengers cartoon! Or my sequel! It's not my fault they won't let you in the reboot and that your last appearance was a cameo on The Spectacular Spider-Man, which you should be grateful for after they watered you down for the 90s show!"

 

[The Navigator]

^

CARNAGE: OWW!! That was my JAW, dude!
THOR: Think of it this way--I could be narrating via Frank Miller instead.
CARNAGE: Punch away...