Thor caption thread

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LOKI: "And what makes you think you can rouse the people to righteous rebellion?"
THOR: "Because unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can actually speak with an English accent."
 
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THOR: "How dare you suggest I do an emo Jazz dance sequence in the film?!"
LOKI: "I just thought it might be funny-"
THOR: "Shut up you!"
 
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Loki: Come to me Son of Odin. Kneel before Loki
Thor: Are you kidding me?
Loki: I'm an agent of mischeif. Oh, and you know the thing about mischeif? It's fair!
Thor: Do you want us to be boycotted?
 
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Loki: Come to me Son of Odin. Kneel before Loki
Thor: Are you kidding me?
Loki: I'm an agent of mischeif. Oh, and you know the thing about mischeif? It's fair!
Thor: Do you want us to be boycotted?
:pal::pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:
 
Something I found in the Green Lantern thread.

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Saul Silver: Hey, Thor. Could you show you me how to make this?

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Saul: Thanks man. I think I could make a career out of doing this.
 
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AND NOW, A NEW CHAPTER OF "THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF THE MIGHTY THOR!"

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THOR: Then the powerful warriorslowly opened the door (NHEEEEEEK!)

LOKI: Listen! I hear the sound of horsemen approaching in the distance! (POKOT POKOT POKOT!)

THOR: Suddenly, our heroes found out they were surrounded by their deadly, merciless enemies! (TAN TAN TAAAAN!!!)
 
Funny stuff guys! Gotta love Thor getting stoned. :awesome:
 
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Kenneth Brannagh:
"For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings;
How some have been deposed; some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed..."

Chris: "Dude...you got the wrong the film!!"
Nat: "Last time I bring a joint to the campfire..."
 
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Kenneth Brannagh:
"For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings;
How some have been deposed; some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed..."

Chris: "Dude...you got the wrong the film!!"
Nat: "Last time I bring a joint to the campfire..."
Hahahahahaha
 
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KENNETH:...And, in the full moon nights, they say you can still see the ghost of Megan Fox´s career emerge from the mist, and hear her chilling lament: "Baaaaaay... Baaaaaay... I`m sorry, Baaaaaaay..."
 
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KENNETH:...And, in the full moon nights, they say you can still see the ghost of Megan Fox´s career emerge from the mist, and hear her chilling lament: "Baaaaaay... Baaaaaay... I`m sorry, Baaaaaaay..."
:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::awesome::applaud
 
And so it was that Balder the Brave learned the hard way that sometimes it sucks to be the King, like when he has to settle domestic disputes -
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BALDER THE BRAVE: "Alright, what's the problem?"

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SKURGE THE EXECUTIONER: "She never takes me anywhere nice anymore."
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "We're super villains trying to conquer Asgard and the Nine Worlds!"
SKURGE: "I think you just don't want to be seen with me!"
 
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TOGETHER: For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop.
Poo poo pa-doop!

LOKI: This is worse than your song about Mr. T.

THOR: I pity the fool who doesn't like...he.
 
Hehehe, Simpsons & Mr. T.

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THOR: "No I am not member of Team Voltron! Nor am I Iron Man! I sure hope I don't get alcaholic rabies from using this thing..."
 
Something I found in the Green Lantern thread.

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Saul Silver: Hey, Thor. Could you show you me how to make this?

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Saul: Thanks man. I think I could make a career out of doing this.




wow...lets see


Some decent looking kind, clearly not Schwag

Use of a filter- very good clearly trained in Europe or by a European

Nice tight roll... Could have been just bit thicker at the top, I always went for the Rastafari cone shape Easier to pack in the top and fold over.

Funny little movie.
 
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THOR: "The God of Thunder will not release you from this sleeper hold until you stop all this 'Me Hulk Am Dumb Bizarro like' crap and start talking like you at least have a high school level education!"
HULK: "But that's Hulk's schtick."
THOR: "The God of Thunder does not care! It's demeaning! It makes you a plot device instead of a character!"
HULK: "But you occasionally talk in that vaguely Shakespearean dialect-"
THOR: "Silence!"
 
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THOR: You´re too talky and coherent in the Avengers cartoon! You need to get back to your "Hulk smash!" thing!
HULK: How am I gonna be part of a team if I sound like a mentally-challenged a**hole?
THOR: The FF put up with Jessica Alba as Susan Storm, didn´t they?
 
KENNETH:...And, in the full moon nights, they say you can still see the ghost of Megan Fox´s career emerge from the mist, and hear her chilling lament: "Baaaaaay... Baaaaaay... I`m sorry, Baaaaaaay..."
Hahaha.
 
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THOR: You´re too talky and coherent in the Avengers cartoon! You need to get back to your "Hulk smash!" thing!
HULK: How am I gonna be part of a team if I sound like a mentally-challenged a**hole?
THOR: The FF put up with Jessica Alba as Susan Storm, didn´t they?
:pal::pal::pal::pal:
 
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