Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: How do I enchant? First, I bite my lips and wave my hair ever so slightly. Then I dance, making waves with my body as I gently caress it, then I remove my gloves, then I put down my top...

SKURGE THE EXECUTIONER: Hey, this is a PG-13 movie!

AMORA: Aw crap. Okay, I say some mystical-sounding nonsense that rhymes, extend my hands dramatically and the CGI does the rest...

 

[Panthro]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: How do I enchant? First, I bite my lips and wave my hair ever so slightly. Then I dance, making waves with my body as I gently caress it, then I remove my gloves, then I put down my top...

SKURGE THE EXECUTIONER: Hey, this is a PG-13 movie!

AMORA: Aw crap. Okay, I say some mystical-sounding nonsense that rhymes, extend my hands dramatically and the CGI does the rest...

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[ultimatefan]

KENNETH: What is best in life?
CHRIS: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
KENNETH: For the last f***ing time, Chris, this is Thor, not Conan!
CHRIS: But wait, there´s the Castle of Grayskull, right?
KENNETH: Somebody shoot me in the head, please.

 

[Panthro]

KENNETH: What is best in life?
CHRIS: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
KENNETH: For the last f***ing time, Chris, this is Thor, not Conan!
CHRIS: But wait, there´s the Castle of Grayskull, right?
KENNETH: Somebody shoot me in the head, please.

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Hahahaha

KENNETH: "Chris Evans is getting a lot of good feedback based on the new pics of him as Cap. This could totally eclipse our film. Any thoughts on what to do next?"
NATALIE: "We could get pictures of him with drug dealers and hookers."
CHRIS HEMSWORTH: "I could beat him up."
KENNETH: "We'll call those plans B and C, respectively."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

KENNETH: There´s a lot og good buzz on Captain America based on the new pics, why can´t we get that kinda buzz?
CHRIS HEMSWORTH: Maybe if we have more pic from the actual movie instead of us sitting and talking next to a burning can like a buncha hobos!
KENNETH: That´s a really great idea, Chris... About a month ago, when we could have used it!

 

[Panthro]

KENNETH: There´s a lot og good buzz on Captain America based on the new pics, why can´t we get that kinda buzz?
CHRIS HEMSWORTH: Maybe if we have more pic from the actual movie instead of us sitting and talking next to a burning can like a buncha hobos!
KENNETH: That´s a really great idea, Chris... About a month ago, when we could have used it!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

NATALIE: "What do you mean the original book version of V For Vendetta was better than the film version I appeared in?"
KENNETH: "It just is. Deal with it."

 

[3dman27]

destroyer"and thats the botom line becase stone cold says so"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: Hah, did you see, Jessica Alba is replacing Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow for the Avengers movie!
THOR: You lie!!

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LOKI: Easy there, man, that suit is for a Spy Kids movie!
THOR: Damn Loki, you ARE the master of deceit and mischief!!

 

[kedrell]

Janet: "Just couldn't giant-size yourself a prophylactic, could you Hank?"
Hank: "Sorry."
Tony: "What I don't get is, who the hell blows their wad over Lady Liberty? I mean, she's all covered up!"
Steve: "Well..."
Tony: "Oh shut up! Of course YOU would!"
Thor: "Verily this cream of Hank will not be washing out of mine hair anytime soon."

 

[ultimatefan]

That´s so wrong, and yet funny!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: I SAID trying a liposuction on the Statue of Liberty could never end well, but they didn´t listen to me! Damn you RPs, damn you all to hell!

 

[kedrell]

Thanks. Nice one yourself.

Thor: "Hmm, this doth remind me of that scene in There's Something About Mary. Verily."

 

[Panthro]

All those captions were great.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: My love, there's only you in my life,
The only thing that's right.

LOKI: My first love, you're every breath that I take,
You're every step I make.

(together)And I, I want to share, all my love with you,
THOR: No one else will do.

(together) And your eyes, they tell me how much you care.
Oh yes, you will always be, my endless love.

(together) Two hearts, two hearts that beat as one.
Our lives have just begun.

(together)Forever, I'll hold you close in my arms,
I can't resist your charm.
My love, I'll be a fool, for you I'm sure,

LOKI: You know I don't mind.

(together) Cause you, you mean the world to me.
Oh, I know I've found in you, my endless love.

(together) And love, I'll be that fool, for you, I'm sure.

LOKI: You know I don't mind.
And yes, you'll be the only one.
Cause no one can deny,
This love I have its fine.
I'll give it all to you,
My love, my love, my endless love.

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "Now, how did Cameron Diaz get this crap outta her hair again?'

 

[Panthro]

Thor: "Now, how did Cameron Diaz get this crap outta her hair again?'

Bwahahahahahahaha

Your Brokeback Asgardians were funny too UF.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "F***ing Stay Puft Marshmellow Man... next time we face Gozer, Ant-Man does NOT get to pick the form of the Destroyer."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

Mental note; it is not sanitary to go down on this Midgard singer Amy Winehouse.

 

[ultimatefan]

PEGGY: Hey, if you can shamelessly objectify yourself, so can I!
STEVE: Go ahead, don´t be shy!

PEGGY: So, what do you think?

THOR: Dammit Captain, watch where you point that thing!

 

[Panthro]

Those were both hilarious UF!