Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

THOR: "This is the last time I ever attend a Kids Choice Awards Show."

 

[Dark Sentinel]

THOR: Note to self...never, EVER poke the Pilsbury Doughboy with Mjolnir. EVER.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Note to self...never, EVER poke the Pilsbury Doughboy with Mjolnir. EVER.

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Aeltri]

AMORA: That product endorsement contract should have been mine!

MALEKITH: Oh do shut up, you fat Asgardian cow...

 

[Vartha]

THOR: Note to self...never, EVER poke the Pilsbury Doughboy with Mjolnir. EVER.

Nice...lol

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: Hahaha, the Green Lantern suit looks more like the comics than yours!
THOR: The Sinestro one looks more like the comics than yours too, dimwit!
LOKI: Darn it!!

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: Hahaha, the Green Lantern suit looks more like the comics than yours!
THOR: The Sinestro one looks more like the comics than yours too, dimwit!
LOKI: Darn it!!

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Mental note: Don´t ever propose intercourse with a female Frost Giant again.

THOR: Hey, they´re still treating me a lot better than in Hulk Vs. Thor and Next Avengers!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Mental note: Don´t ever propose intercourse with a female Frost Giant again.

THOR: Hey, they´re still treating me a lot better than in Hulk Vs. Thor and Next Avengers!

Bwahahahahaha! And damn right they are! And they'd better keep it up!

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: You said you wanted to get Loki. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?
THOR: Anything and everything in my power.
ODIN: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.
THOR: How do you do it then?
ODIN: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a hammer. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the Valhalla. That's the Asgard way, and that's how you get Loki! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! gotta love an Untouchables quote.

 

[kedrell]

Nice one! I remember doing it with Gordon talking to Batman about the Joker on the TDK thread. Great stuff guys, keep it up.

 

[Panthro]

Glad you guys liked it.

AMORA: "I hate men who are more feminine than me."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: I can´t even tell if that guy´s a metrossexual or a cross-dresser...

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN: Luke, I am your father.
THOR: Dammit, you been hitting the mead again, haven´t you dad? You promised!!

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: I can´t even tell if that guy´s a metrossexual or a cross-dresser...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Drunk Odin was funny too.

 

[Aeltri]

MALEKITH:

Don't get strung up by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite...

AMORA: ಠ_ಠ

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[Panthro]

MALEKITH:

Don't get strung up by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite...

AMORA: ಠ_ಠ

Hahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: "I tell you son, a good woman and/or goddess is hard to come by."
THOR: "Tell me about it. All the good women and/or goddesses are either married, gay, more interested in mortals or they run off with a guy who looks like you with a horse head."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Oh come on, I have perfectly legitimate criticisms of the Green Lantern trailer- GAGK!"
THOR: "Shaddup you!"

AMORA: "Okay why am I not in the movie again?"

 

[wobbly]

ODIN: "I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of .....*********ing when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud....
I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day."