Three Lounges Outside Ebbing, Missouri

[KRYPTON INC.]

And Bruce Wayne's bed warmer... Did I say that out loud?

 

[Reek]

you people need to upgrade and find some goddamn culture.

I can get Godiva at the dollar store.

Peasants

 

[Spider-Aziz]

my moms birthday is on groundhog day. i need to get her something but she always pulls that "i dont want anything" ********.... I am thinking about some top notch chocolate... i dont know where to look cause I am good with a milky way.

Never buy those overpriced baskets of more plastic underlay than sweet.

 

[Perfect Cell]

You can also get Friskies at the dollar store. But you know what you can't get? The super high ultra pro plan mega cat food that Purina also makes. There are levels, Milky Way.

 

[Cory]

Stop hating on catfood.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

There are times when I feel like eating cat food, looks appetizing.

 

[Reek]

I don't want to interrupt this, but I started Black Mirror and I think this guy is about to bang a pig.


Continue.

 

[Reek]

so... this guy actually banged a pig.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

so... this guy actually banged a pig.

Thanks for the heads up.

Excuse me while I

 

[Reek]

i mean ... sorry if i spoiled... its just the pilot... 4 seasons in...


oink oink.

 

[Kane52630]

I don't want to interrupt this, but I started Black Mirror and I think this guy is about to bang a pig.


Continue.

You should have heed my warning about skipping the first episode. It's the least Black Mirror episode.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

i mean ... sorry if i spoiled... its just the pilot... 4 seasons in...

And I grant you a heart warming nod of gratitude. Now I know I should skip this show's pilot if I want to watch it.

 

[squeekness]

I musta had some of that Reektopia pizza last night. My body is open rebellion. No work for Squeeks today.


Oh, and welcome back JewHob. I was hoping you'd get reinstated.

 

[Guts]

my moms birthday is on groundhog day. i need to get her something but she always pulls that "i dont want anything" ********.... I am thinking about some top notch chocolate... i dont know where to look cause I am good with a milky way.

you people need to upgrade and find some goddamn culture.

I can get Godiva at the dollar store.

Peasants

Besides Godiva, there is a premium chocolate company in France called Valrhona.
https://www.valrhona-chocolate.com/shop

 

[Guts]

There's also a Welsh chocolatier that makes different flavored chocolates like Earl Grey, Smoked Chili, and Old Books.
https://cowshed-cymru.myshopify.com/products/old-books

 

[squeekness]

I've had Squeekness as my username ever since I started needing one for things. Guess I'm not that imaginative.

 

[Greens]

I told you, you should have called yourself PaganHobbit.

 

[JewishHobbit]

I've had Squeekness as my username ever since I started needing one for things. Guess I'm not that imaginative.

This is the only place where I still use this name. I typically use The Barrel-rider these days referring to Bilbo Baggins. Also on occasion Shadagad, which is the name of a character created in the first book I ever tried to write.

 

[JewishHobbit]

I told you, you should have called yourself PaganHobbit.

Well... I'm neither Jewish or Pagan... or Hobbit for that matter. I'm just a bag full of inaccuracies no matter how you swing it. How's 5'11" Curly-Headed White Guy work for a screen name?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Want to use VulcanHobbit?

Spoiler

 

[Black Narcissus]

Well... I'm neither Jewish or Pagan... or Hobbit for that matter. I'm just a bag full of inaccuracies no matter how you swing it. How's 5'11" Curly-Headed White Guy work for a screen name?

Eh, I can smell the baldness from here. Curly hair? In what fantasy. lol

 

[Guts]

SatanistHobbit

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

If I ever recorded a heavy metal album I would title it SMELL THE BALDNESS.

"You can't really dust for vomit."

 

[Greens]

Well... I'm neither Jewish or Pagan... or Hobbit for that matter. I'm just a bag full of inaccuracies no matter how you swing it. How's 5'11" Curly-Headed White Guy work for a screen name?

Curls? I feel for you.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The Bald Jedi will be the title to my band, and no one will sue for copyright infringement when it's a loving tribute to an overrated franchise I never loved