A Tim Burton summer blockbuster starring Johnny Depp is hard to sell? What form of cocaine is his common law wife freebasing again?
It's got vampires. That's pretty much an instant panty-dropper for female moviegoers.![]()
But I doubt Johnny Depp will sparkle in the sun with this movie.
It's Depp and vampires. I don't say it can't fail but I don't see why it wouldn't cause some interest.
...but these aren't sparkly vampires sharing a screen with twink werewolves. These are actually well-written characters.It's got vampires. That's pretty much an instant panty-dropper for female moviegoers.![]()

Seems to me that the crazier and more bizzare Johnny Depp looks, the more fangirls will flock to see him.
That's why Rum Diary failed, he looked too normal![]()

Just making sure this movie still actually exists...
Come on, WB. We've got... what?... less than 6 months until the movie is officially released and there is not even a poster for the thing. Not even an official website with a plain logo and release date.
Even the Tim Burton-produced Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has a poster and it comes out well over a month after Dark Shadows. I even feel like Frankenweenie has gotten more attention.
Rant over!
