Tim Drake VS. Connor Hawke

[Phantom Lantern]

connor would be meditating in his bedroom fiddling with his yang and yang, drake would kick his door off it hinges throw those glue grenade thingies to incapacitate connor and then bang mia (with a condom, remember he's always prepared) on connors bed. then shave off olivers goatee before using his bat scissors to cut all the bowstrings, finally riding off into the sunset with mia on the back of his motorcycle to reform young justice

 

[SouLeSS]

Ahahaha. Bang Mia with a condom cause he's always prepared.

Ouch.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

connor would be meditating in his bedroom fiddling with his yang and yang, drake would kick his door off it hinges throw those glue grenade thingies to incapacitate connor and then bang mia (with a condom, remember he's always prepared) on connors bed. then shave off olivers goatee before using his bat scissors to cut all the bowstrings, finally riding off into the sunset with mia on the back of his motorcycle to reform young justice

Is this your wet dream or something?

God, this whole thread is a classic example of why at least one person on every comic fan forum in history has requested a separate board for Vs. Threads, so normal, reasonable people could talk about more civilized subjects, like brutally murdering a guy and raping his pregnant wife before ****ting on an American flag. Or, you know, what kind of sandwiches we like.

 

[batnkevlar]

Well, just keep in mind, Tim can catch arrows, so I'm guessing he can dodge them...

as for smarts, isn't Tim smarter?

but Connor's a better fighter... what does Batman do when he meets a better fighter than him? He outsmarts him...

but I'm not voting...

 

[Phantom Lantern]

Is this your wet dream or something?

God, this whole thread is a classic example of why at least one person on every comic fan forum in history has requested a separate board for Vs. Threads, so normal, reasonable people could talk about more civilized subjects, like brutally murdering a guy and raping his pregnant wife before ****ting on an American flag. Or, you know, what kind of sandwiches we like.

sounds like someone is upset because tim drake can kick his favorite characters arse, dont be too mad. tim is better than lots of other heroes not just your sexually confused kung fu archer

 

[BrianWilly]

Connor would kick his ass all over the room even if Tim Drake ate a billion Super Mushrooms and grew to the size of the universe. Or something.

Time Drake, though, might be a bit of a challenge. I'm not sure if Connor's awesomeness is capable of pwning temporal anomalies, though I suspect that the answer is ultimately yes.

 

[Lobo]

Well, just keep in mind, Tim can catch arrows, so I'm guessing he can dodge them...

as for smarts, isn't Tim smarter?

but Connor's a better fighter... what does Batman do when he meets a better fighter than him? He outsmarts him...

but I'm not voting...

Catching arrows is one thing, catching an arrrow shot by Connor, Ollie or Roy is another

 

[TalonTheater]

connor would be meditating in his bedroom fiddling with his yang and yang, drake would kick his door off it hinges throw those glue grenade thingies to incapacitate connor and then bang mia (with a condom, remember he's always prepared) on connors bed. then shave off olivers goatee before using his bat scissors to cut all the bowstrings, finally riding off into the sunset with mia on the back of his motorcycle to reform young justice

.............Wow.

 

[fifthfiend]

Time Drake, though, might be a bit of a challenge. I'm not sure if Connor's awesomeness is capable of pwning temporal anomalies, though I suspect that the answer is ultimately yes.

What, didn't everyone read that JLA arc? Connor pwns temporal anomalies with a boxing-glove arrow.

 

[yenaled]

Connor took down Darkseid (with help from Ray Palmer).

 

[droogiedroogie2]

sounds like someone is upset because tim drake can kick his favorite characters arse, dont be too mad. tim is better than lots of other heroes not just your sexually confused kung fu archer

Know what's funny? My favorite character's Batman. I think Connor Hawke was a weak plot device cooked up to boost sales for Green Arrow, and I still think he should never have been brought into the world. That said, he's been handled very nicely since his inception, and I am fond of the character. But I still voted for Tim, because Batman could kick Ollie's ass, and it's actually been stated, by whoever was writing the GA title during the Brotherhood of the Fist arc, that Batman could beat Connor. With Bruce having said, I think, that Tim is smarter than him, I am confident Tim would take Connor down.

I just don't see the point of these endless Vs. threads, especially when they degenerate into **** like your nocturnal emission up there.

 

[Phantom Lantern]

tim has a cooler costume and has more superbuddies than connor ever will

the point of these vs threads and especially when its about someone as cool and badass as tim fighting a no hoper chump like connor is to start as much bickering as possible. until one of group of fans admits that their favorite character (in this case connor) is clearly inferior compared to the glorious shining awe inspiring badassiness of tim drake. a kid whose only superiors in the art of being totally cool and awesome are nightwing, captain america and the hulk

 

[Darthphere]

Thats sad.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

tim has a cooler costume and has more superbuddies than connor ever will

I'll bet I dress cooler than you, and I'll bet I have more friends than you. Is that why I could kick your ass? No. I could kick your ass because I'm also bigger and stronger than you, having actually played sports and worked out in high school.

the point of these vs threads and especially when its about someone as cool and badass as tim fighting a no hoper chump like connor is to start as much bickering as possible.

Yes. I suspected as much. How childish.

until one of group of fans admits that their favorite character (in this case connor) is clearly inferior compared to the glorious shining awe inspiring badassiness of tim drake. a kid whose only superiors in the art of being totally cool and awesome are nightwing, captain america and the hulk

More childishness. Have you ever seen a group of fans of a character admit to such? Put aside your childish urge to lie, and answer me truthfully.

By the way...THE HULK? The Hulk is your epitomization of cool and awesome?

 

[Harlekin]

Classic rookie mistake. You're letting him get to you.

 

[Darthphere]

Classic rookie mistake. You're letting him get to you.

Yup, he needs more training.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

Yup, he needs more training.

Didn't you guys watch Episodes II and III? It's this purging of emotion from the Order that leads to our destruction! In the end, it will be an impetuous, emotional young warrior, unafraid to love, live, hate, laugh, and cry, that will bring down the Emperor.

 

[yenaled]

right.

 

[Quimby2999]

Okay, Connor being a better fighter than Tim?

Debatable.

Connor Hawke, smarter than Tim Drake?

No way.

I struggle to think of any other character within 10 years of Tim's age who's smarter than him. His detective skills rival even Batman's.

And he's just plain crafty.

 

[Darthphere]

Okay, Connor being a better fighter than Tim?

Debatable.

No, its not. Connor wins, easily. In seconds.

 

[yenaled]

Kind of finding it hard to understand why good Detective skills would stop Tim geting his ass kicked.

 

[SouLeSS]

I'll bet I dress cooler than you, and I'll bet I have more friends than you. Is that why I could kick your ass? No. I could kick your ass because I'm also bigger and stronger than you, having actually played sports and worked out in high school.

I'll bet that I dress better than you, and I'll bet that I have more friends than you. Is that why I could kick your ass? No. I could kick your ass because I have a 12gauge right next to me. Your petty 'being bigger and stronger' aint going to do **** against a spread.

 

[batnkevlar]

I'll bet I dress cooler than you, and I'll bet I have more friends than you. Is that why I could kick your ass? No. I could kick your ass because I'm also bigger and stronger than you, having actually played sports and worked out in high school.

That has to be the dickish, most noobish thing I've ever heard. Wtf man? Why do you have to try to feel superior to a person over a message board? There's obvioulsy some sort of inferiority complex that manifests itself as arrogance.

I mean, really, do we know what Phantom Lantern looks like? Do we know what you look like? Cheap dialogue comes from a cheap person. And that, my friend, was cheap cheapness in the form of dialogue.

I mean, c'mon man, grow some huevos. It's a "Tim Drake vs. Connor Hawke" thread, not a "Yo Mama vs. His Mama" threads.

Nor is it "Fabrication of your own insecurities vs. your idiotic assumptions of him" thread.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Robin would only use prep-time to prepare himself for the asskicking of his lifetime.

Quoted for truthiness

 

[hippie_hunter]

sounds like someone is upset because tim drake can kick his favorite characters arse, dont be too mad. tim is better than lots of other heroes not just your sexually confused kung fu archer

Connor isn't gay, bi-sexual, or even bi-curious. He's 100% heterosexual, he's interested in girls, just not a particular one.