Revenge of the Fallen TransPORNers.....?

[dark_b]

And most of the stuff we are talking about is inappropriate for a 10 year old, and some even for a 15 year old.

for a 15 year old? ohhhhhhh come on now. come on.

 

[CelticPredator]

I knew what sperm was when I was 10, and we made jokes about the things all the time. Sex jokes were funny at 10. Funnier at 15.

Its PG-13.

 

[Wiseman]

nevermind

 

[CelticPredator]

You were gonna comment on my sperm jokes werent ya.

We just knew about the sperm itself, not the goo..or semen. We'd call them tadpoles, and scream "TADPOLE!" and everyone would crack up. Teacher never knew why.

 

[MadVillainy]

ROTF bad as a porno?...hell no

Did it have alot of unnecessary sex jokes?...yes. I mean sex jokes are whatever when Im seeing Knocked Up or some other Apatow sex comedy.
The first film did fine with its amount of sex jokes, ROTF just made bad jokes period. If they were funny I wouldnt mind. But most of the sex jokes just werent funny.

 

[Tony Stark]

for a 15 year old? ohhhhhhh come on now. come on.

Like I say, most of you defending this aren't parents, so you wouldn't get it. I think mom getting hopped up on dope is pretty unworthy for this film.

 

[MadVillainy]

you're right Im not a parent, but I mean the movie is PG-13 a parent should have known the risks of taking someone under 13 yrs old
Also there is this site called kids-in-mind.com that usually gives an accurate rating on all the violence, sex, etc. for reference in the future

 

[Mr. Para-Normal]

This whole topic is stupid. Yea this movie had sex jokes whatever if you didnt like them and thought they were immature then you should hate all sex comedys then. And not to mention the Topic Creators name is 4NutsinYoface.... yea.. obvious troll topic.

 

[Ipodman]

My theater laughed at everything, including "President Obama was .." HAHHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Nathan]

This whole topic is stupid. Yea this movie had sex jokes whatever if you didnt like them and thought they were immature then you should hate all sex comedys then. And not to mention the Topic Creators name is 4NutsinYoface.... yea.. obvious troll topic.

People don't expect a sex comedy when watching Transformers though... I watched Movies like the Zohan and laughed my ass off at all the inappropriate jokes. But that's what I went to see Movie for, to see Adam Sandler do his thing. I surely didn't go to see Transformers to see Turturro in a banana hammock.

 

[UltimateJustin]

I watched Movies like the Zohan and laughed my ass off

Please log off, or goto sleep forever. I actually did expect the coarse jokes in this movie, seeing as how they were in the first one. The problem is that there was too many, not that they were "in a TrAnSfOrMerS mOvIe?!?!" The problem is that when the movie tried to take itself seriously at times, the jokes just kept coming, so that kind of threw it off balance.

Make sure to never watch other outrageous porn movies like "E.T." where children call each other "*****e-bag" and the super rude "zero charisma".

 

[Jager X]

Please log off, or goto sleep forever. I actually did expect the coarse jokes in this movie, seeing as how they were in the first one. The problem is that there was too many, not that they were "in a TrAnSfOrMerS mOvIe?!?!" The problem is that when the movie tried to take itself seriously at times, the jokes just kept coming, so that kind of threw it off balance.

Make sure to never watch other outrageous porn movies like "E.T." where children call each other "*****e-bag" and the super rude "zero charisma".

The first movie had man-ass and genitals in it???

 

[4NutzinYoface]

This whole topic is stupid. Yea this movie had sex jokes whatever if you didnt like them and thought they were immature then you should hate all sex comedys then. And not to mention the Topic Creators name is 4NutsinYoface.... yea.. obvious troll topic.

You know what's even worse? Some *****e bag who obviously didn't even bother to read the beginning of the original post, JUMPED right into the ring without a helment, one glove and his shoelaces untied and started chirping off.....(RE: what you are doing!)

What is there not to understand...I didn't say this movie was filled with Bukake (sp?) or Glory Hole shots I simply A-hated the movie (if you like it fine..if you are angry that I didn't like go jump in front of a bus) B-could have done without a sexual joke or reference every single time I almost was getting into the action and trying to look past all the lame crap ass jokes that weren't even funny in the first place!

I'm not trolling you spermhandkerchief so let's get that straight...I'm not going to anticipate a movie for over 2 years, pay $14 bucks to see the friggin' thing and then sit by quietly with a rag in my mouth sitting on my hands not saying anything...this is a message/topic discussion board thanks for comin out though...I am sure I can pretty much (within reason) talk about anything pertaining to this movie...and in this case? This topic was something I wanted to talk about and obviously there are people who agree with me....all 4 people I went with agree with me, some of the posters on this board agree with me or think I have some valid points...and the father who certainly had to explain to his daughter what a 'popping of a cherry' was or why the dogs were having sex with each other twice TWICE TTTTWWWICE in a Transformers movie.

The best way I can sum this is up say you are with a group of friends or with some people at work...and you are all laughing about something in particular and somebody comes up in the middle of all the laughter and says "So yeah! Hahaha! What's the deal with black people?! I mean how stupid are they...really?! They are black...and.......and stupid! YEAH hahaha...right?!?"

...now everyone in the group will all immediately snap out of the mood they were in, find that dummy's comment or 'joke' not funny and sort of be taken aback by the fact the comment was even made in the first place and how unecessary it was----THAT is exactly how the humor seemed in Transformers...

I laughed a penis and vagina jokes till the cows came home when I was 10 and still do! But this was all just out of place for petes sake! The first Transformers movie had a few jokes that were pretty lame/unfunny/uncalled for BUT the movie in its entirety made up for it...this movie amped up the stupid/sex jokes to a level that was just like "Sigh......allllright alllllllright come on now "

You could have edited out soooo many dialogue drawn out and sex jokes and this movie probably would have been pretty sweet.

OH and.....I forgot.....balls on a Transformer...yeah ok.

 

[CelticPredator]

The first movie had man-ass and genitals in it???

First movie did have Simmon's in small boxer shorts.

 

[CelticPredator]

You know what's even worse? Some *****e bag who obviously didn't even bother to read the beginning of the original post, JUMPED right into the ring without a helment, one glove and his shoelaces untied and started chirping off.....(RE: what you are doing!)

What is there not to understand...I didn't say this movie was filled with Bukake (sp?) or Glory Hole shots I simply A-hated the movie (if you like it fine..if you are angry that I didn't like go jump in front of a bus) B-could have done without a sexual joke or reference every single time I almost was getting into the action and trying to look past all the lame crap ass jokes that weren't even funny in the first place!

I'm not trolling you spermhandkerchief so let's get that straight...I'm not going to anticipate a movie for over 2 years, pay $14 bucks to see the friggin' thing and then sit by quietly with a rag in my mouth sitting on my hands not saying anything...this is a message/topic discussion board thanks for comin out though...I am sure I can pretty much (within reason) talk about anything pertaining to this movie...and in this case? This topic was something I wanted to talk about and obviously there are people who agree with me....all 4 people I went with agree with me, some of the posters on this board agree with me or think I have some valid points...and the father who certainly had to explain to his daughter what a 'popping of a cherry' was or why the dogs were having sex with each other twice TWICE TTTTWWWICE in a Transformers movie.

The best way I can sum this is up say you are with a group of friends or with some people at work...and you are all laughing about something in particular and somebody comes up in the middle of all the laughter and says "So yeah! Hahaha! What's the deal with black people?! I mean how stupid are they...really?! They are black...and.......and stupid! YEAH hahaha...right?!?"

...now everyone in the group will all immediately snap out of the mood they were in, find that dummy's comment or 'joke' not funny and sort of be taken aback by the fact the comment was even made in the first place and how unecessary it was----THAT is exactly how the humor seemed in Transformers...

I laughed a penis and vagina jokes till the cows came home when I was 10 and still do! But this was all just out of place for petes sake! The first Transformers movie had a few jokes that were pretty lame/unfunny/uncalled for BUT the movie in its entirety made up for it...this movie amped up the stupid/sex jokes to a level that was just like "Sigh......allllright alllllllright come on now "

You could have edited out soooo many dialogue drawn out and sex jokes and this movie probably would have been pretty sweet.

OH and.....I forgot.....balls on a Transformer...yeah ok.

You are such and angry...angry person.

 

[Nathan]

First movie did have Simmon's in small boxer shorts.

That doesn't even come close. A shot of a guy in boxers isn't comparable to seeing an upclose shot of an ass.

 

[4NutzinYoface]

You are such and angry...angry person.

....................I know ........wanna make out?

 

[AnorexicBatman]

You know... had I made this thread.. CelticPredator would call me a *****ebag and a troll

 

[C. Lee]

Stop the name calling....stop being so crude....stop trying to outdo one another with the crude comments.

 

[Ipodman]

Wheelie on Mikela's leg was certainly redundant.. and the two dogs
other than tat, the rest of the adult jokes are fine to me

 

[The Lizard]

This entire forum has become a huge source of amusement to me. /popcorn/

 

[AnorexicBatman]

SHH-For(u)mers: Revenge of AnorexicBatman
Which is essentially the user reviews thread

 

[Casius--J]

I thought they were over the top too, way too much for a Transformers movie. Yeah in a movie like Zohan you can expect it(didnt like that btw) but not in a franchise that was made for children.

But there were many unnecessary scenes which made the movie drag a bit.

 

[CBGB]

This movie did go waaaay over the top. Now, I'm not going to be over-sensitive and say that crude sex jokes are bad, I'm just saying that those types of jokes don't belong in a Transformers movie. If I'm in that type of mood I'll go and rent the 40-Year-Old Virgin, I just want to see big ass robots fight.

And about the whole child appropriate thing, I know for a fact that if I were 8 or 9 my mom would take me just because it bares the name 'Transformers'. Whether that's true for a lot of parents or just mine, kids are still going to see it. Even my parents friends 5 year old son saw it.

 

[SpiderByte]

you should´ve been with me in the theater, my crowd was great, when they show Tuturros ass everyone was laughing, and when Sam screams like a ***** everyone laughed their asses off, i think some people clapped at the end.

My entire theater clapped. Even me. I think we all agreed it was the most hillarious action film on the face of the earth.

And it wasn't even the IMAX version!
The whole theater was buzzing, laughing, and calling people and telling them about the film.