LadyVader
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Ultimate Avengers 2
Shield headuqarters.
Fury: Rogers, yo. You need to work your feelings of sexual frustration.
Captain America: I'm fine.
Fury: Here's Black Widow to help you out with that.
Black Widow: Steve I am just like you, tovarrrrrrisch. I feel cold and empty inside like a baby seal in Siberrrria.
Captain America: leave me Alone.
Alcatraz
Banner: *snore*
The Pym's Place
Janet: You can shrink! I've seen you!
Hank: It was cold in that pool!
Captain America's flat
Captain America: You. What are you doing in my room? Did Fury send you to help me work out my sexual frustrations?
Black Panther: Baby, I ain't suffering from that kind of jungle fever. There is trouble in Africa.
Captain America: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Black Panther: I gotta go. Just DON'T come to Wakanda.
Captain America: Oki doke. I'll cya there.
The avengers fly to Wakanda. Meanwhile Thor sees some creepy stuff while on an acid trip.
Captain America: Oh. We're in Africa.
Wasp: Look. It's some villagers.
Giant Man: There must be like... 5 of them!
Iron Man: *swallows bottle of vodca* And they got... shpearsh and arrowsh.
Black Widow: RRRRRRRRRRUN FORRR YOURRRRR LIVES, tovarrrrisches.
Back in the States.
Banner: *Snore* *wakes up* Hey what about... *falls back to sleep* *snore*
Hospital
Giant Man: You checking out my wife? She's in a coma. Only I can check her out when she's in a coma.
Captain America: Dude, I wasn't...
Giant Man: Get out before I throw you out you pervert.
Shield headquarters. Thor appears.
Fury: What's up, hippie.
Thor: There's a big spaceship in the sky gonna kill us all.
Fury: Ensign, turn the satelite around. Well what do you know. There's a big spaceship in the sky gonna kill us all.
Africa
Wakandians: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Captain America: What do these aliens want?
Black Panther: They want our precious vibranium which we use the most advanced technology to refine and melt and use... to make spears and arrows!
Elsewhere in Wakanda.
Giant Man: I'm a big boy now. I can fight aliens.
Iron Man: *gulps down tequila* HIC! Yeah, watcheya shaid. Letsh kick they ashes.
Giant Man: Do they have asses?
Iron man: What da ya care? HIC! You're gonna be dead in five minutsh.
Black Panther: Meow.
Captain America: Dude, that's so not gonna scare him.
Black Panther: I know! Let's drown him in liquid s@$t.
Betty Ross: hey look.
Wasp: The ship is explo....
Betty Ross: Shut up b@#$h! You think because your man died you get to steal my line. That ship exploded cause of me!!! Cause of me dating that freak. So I get to say the line. Hey look, that ship exploded.
Wasp: But an asteroid is headed for that city.
Captain America: Can't do much about that.
Iron Man: HIC! I'll change the trackajectemory.
Captain America: But you're drunk... and you could die.
Iron man: Perfect combination.
Way up
Iron Man: HIC! Computer! Set my ass on fire and stop this thing.
Iron man falls to the ground uncouncious. Thor kneels over him, having woken up from his beauty sleep, and zaps him. A chorus sings in the background.
Wasp: he couldn't have done this crap like 5 minutes earlier.
Betty Ross: Shhhhh. I can't hear the cool choir.
And iron man is back.
The States
People frowning over Giant Man's picture.
Betty places her hand over Janet's. all is well.
People schmoozin and boozin now.
Captain America: Ok. Giant Man is dead. Time to f**k.
Black Widow: Alrrrright.
Fury: It's about time that boy got some tail.
Thor: Tail? I know tail... let me tell you about the time I f**ked a whale.
The end.
Roll credits.
Ultimate Avengers 2
Shield headuqarters.
Fury: Rogers, yo. You need to work your feelings of sexual frustration.
Captain America: I'm fine.
Fury: Here's Black Widow to help you out with that.
Black Widow: Steve I am just like you, tovarrrrrrisch. I feel cold and empty inside like a baby seal in Siberrrria.
Captain America: leave me Alone.
Alcatraz
Banner: *snore*
The Pym's Place
Janet: You can shrink! I've seen you!
Hank: It was cold in that pool!
Captain America's flat
Captain America: You. What are you doing in my room? Did Fury send you to help me work out my sexual frustrations?
Black Panther: Baby, I ain't suffering from that kind of jungle fever. There is trouble in Africa.
Captain America: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Black Panther: I gotta go. Just DON'T come to Wakanda.
Captain America: Oki doke. I'll cya there.
The avengers fly to Wakanda. Meanwhile Thor sees some creepy stuff while on an acid trip.
Captain America: Oh. We're in Africa.
Wasp: Look. It's some villagers.
Giant Man: There must be like... 5 of them!
Iron Man: *swallows bottle of vodca* And they got... shpearsh and arrowsh.
Black Widow: RRRRRRRRRRUN FORRR YOURRRRR LIVES, tovarrrrisches.
Back in the States.
Banner: *Snore* *wakes up* Hey what about... *falls back to sleep* *snore*
Hospital
Giant Man: You checking out my wife? She's in a coma. Only I can check her out when she's in a coma.
Captain America: Dude, I wasn't...
Giant Man: Get out before I throw you out you pervert.
Shield headquarters. Thor appears.
Fury: What's up, hippie.
Thor: There's a big spaceship in the sky gonna kill us all.
Fury: Ensign, turn the satelite around. Well what do you know. There's a big spaceship in the sky gonna kill us all.
Africa
Wakandians: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Captain America: What do these aliens want?
Black Panther: They want our precious vibranium which we use the most advanced technology to refine and melt and use... to make spears and arrows!
Elsewhere in Wakanda.
Giant Man: I'm a big boy now. I can fight aliens.
Iron Man: *gulps down tequila* HIC! Yeah, watcheya shaid. Letsh kick they ashes.
Giant Man: Do they have asses?
Iron man: What da ya care? HIC! You're gonna be dead in five minutsh.
Black Panther: Meow.
Captain America: Dude, that's so not gonna scare him.
Black Panther: I know! Let's drown him in liquid s@$t.
Betty Ross: hey look.
Wasp: The ship is explo....
Betty Ross: Shut up b@#$h! You think because your man died you get to steal my line. That ship exploded cause of me!!! Cause of me dating that freak. So I get to say the line. Hey look, that ship exploded.
Wasp: But an asteroid is headed for that city.
Captain America: Can't do much about that.
Iron Man: HIC! I'll change the trackajectemory.
Captain America: But you're drunk... and you could die.
Iron man: Perfect combination.
Way up
Iron Man: HIC! Computer! Set my ass on fire and stop this thing.
Iron man falls to the ground uncouncious. Thor kneels over him, having woken up from his beauty sleep, and zaps him. A chorus sings in the background.
Wasp: he couldn't have done this crap like 5 minutes earlier.
Betty Ross: Shhhhh. I can't hear the cool choir.
And iron man is back.
The States
People frowning over Giant Man's picture.
Betty places her hand over Janet's. all is well.
People schmoozin and boozin now.
Captain America: Ok. Giant Man is dead. Time to f**k.
Black Widow: Alrrrright.
Fury: It's about time that boy got some tail.
Thor: Tail? I know tail... let me tell you about the time I f**ked a whale.
The end.
Roll credits.