Valentine's Day: You Suck!

[ShadowBoxing]

Only fast girls high five and give hugs on first dates.

Secret handshakes means she is teh **** like for realz.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Have to go here...

You know who loves Valentine's Day; Ghostrider87.

Wonder how much he spends on roses for his favorite Hooter's waitresses.

 

[rizzo51]

I got dumped on Valentines day back in highschool. that was the worst.

 

[JLBats]

The only truly memorable Valentine's Day in my recent memory was 3 years ago, when I gave my (then) girlfriend a huge teddy-bear and 18 red roses. Sadly, that romance eventually failed, but I remain hopefully optimistic that a lasting relationship will soon head my way. As an alternative to the traditional "courters only" sentiment of the occasion, I've also started seeing various churches use the holiday to remind believers of Christ's love for his people.

Every damn thread
You should talk in the bowel movement thread about how Jesus didn't poop or something

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Wonder how much he spends on roses for his favorite Hooter's waitresses.

I dunno, but I wish Erz would dig up that classic Hype conversation when GR87 wanted to get a card and a rose for a girl who he didn't even know.

 

[Erzengel]

I dunno, but I wish Erz would dig up that classic Hype conversation when GR87 wanted to get a card and a rose for a girl who he didn't even know.

In other news

So I was planning on giving this woman for Valentimes Day a rose and a card but turns out she doesn't like gifts. That saves me the trouble of giving her on and not wanting it. I wonder if she is annoyed when she gets all those gifts on her bday and Christmas.
There is another woman that sits close by her. She's in my report writing class and she sits by the same woman. I plan on giving her a rose and card.

Haha, any woman that says she doesn't want anything for V-Day is lying to sound polite.

I am going to take her word on it.

Do either of these women "know you". I.e. have they expressed any interest whatsoever in you as a person or asked about your personal life in such a way as to imply they may want to see you outside of class?

No and no.

Then try to get to know them, either of them, first before you even consider getting them Valentines.

I'll be serious.

DON'T BUY PRESENTS FOR PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW.

And don't be like, I know them, they know me, they are acquaintances at best, save presents for people you are actually friends with, or even work with.

You buying presents for people you haven't had longer than a 5 minute at a time conversation with, is well, creepy.

Um no it doesn't qualify as creepy. Creepy qualify as buying a present for a person that you have only seen but as never seen and talked to you.

refresh my memory...how long have you known this girl and in what capacity (does she go to school with you, or just waitress for you?)

She is a girl that sits in the same row with me in my Report Writing Class. The class started in early Decemeber so about three weeks.

You will be embarrassing yourself as well as her, especially if you give it before, during or after class with her other classmates/teacher/possible friends looking on.

I won't be embarassing her. It's Valentimes Day it's expected a guy to give gift or gifts to a woman.

Um, this isn't elementary school, everyone isn't going to have a little mailbox in front of their desks for people to be putting in, "I choo choo choose you."

In a college setting, you showing up and giving a flower and gift to a girl you barely talk to out of class, in front of everyone even on Valentine's Day is creepy and if she isn't embarrassed she'd be uncomfortable.

You'll eat those words when none of those things occur.

Okay, I'll humor you, how do you expect it to go?

A thank you, smile, and another positive reaction.

I'm sure there will be thank you and smile, but I'm sure it will be awkward and she's just being polite.

You might think I'm just being "negative" but this type of thing doesn't even fall under "relationship experience", it's common sense.

Why don't you get to know her, or geez, ask her out before you just show up unexpectedly with gifts?

FYI I was planning on talking to her a lot before this big holiday. So you and the goon squad can quit coming down on me if everyone and you is capable of that.

Heh.

Why don't you ask her out before the "big holiday", therefore you won't have to show up with gifts to class like you're 8 years old and you can actually give it to her outside of a school setting like an adult?

Ok these gifts aren't ones 8 years old give and giving her the gifts inside School won't be embarassing.

It's giving the gifts at school which is juvenile, not the gifts themselves.

Be an adult, get to know her better, or ask her out, then maybe give her something.

Because, while I know you are "optimistic", I'm sure you can agree while the chance is small, she may not be comfortable with you giving her something and that would make her uncomfortable for the rest of the semester.

Wait to insult people that do that at High Schools.

Keep up with posts I just said not that long ago that I plan to talk to her more. That starts on Jan 3 when that class resumes.

The chance isn't small it's high. Um more like saying I have a crush on her, asking her out in front everyone, or saying I love her would accomplish that.

Yeah in high school, they sold carnations outside the lunch room, it was juvenile then too.

Oh I read where you said, you plan on talking to her more, but instead of planning for a big holiday, why don't you cut to the chase and just ask her out first?

GR87, do you even know this girl's name?

Not yet.

I'm out.

Edited....

 

[Immortalfire]

What a guy

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Edited....

Thanks needed a laugh, that never stops being funny.

 

[Anubis]

Wow. Is that guy 4 realz?

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Wow. Is that guy 4 realz?

We've always wondered about that, we think so. Some of his posts are just too out there to make up.

 

[Prison Mike]

That was pretty funny. What a character he is...

 

[Symbiotic]

What a nutcase.

 

[Morg]

I got dumped on Valentines day back in highschool. that was the worst.

Get dumped on your birthday by your girlfriend, sure killed my day

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Get dumped on your birthday by your girlfriend, sure killed my day

Were you in your birthday suit when it happen?

 

[PyroChamber]

Valentine's Day: flowers, candy, and a romantic evening for her; the same ***** from last night for him.

 

[Morg]

Were you in your birthday suit when it happen?

Nope

 

[rizzo51]

Get dumped on your birthday by your girlfriend, sure killed my day

Yeah, that would kill my day to, then i would sit in a corner and kill a birthday cake

 

[RootBeerMaster]

SOB story about how I am alone and have never been with anyone. I HATE this holiday with a Firece Firey Passion. WORST hoiday ever invented. and when I was younger every one else got a valentine card but Me. I dislike those evil kids. Now that I have grown up it's nothing more than a stupid pointless holiday.

And if I did have a girl, every day should be Valentine's day for her not one stupid retarted day out of the year.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

SOB story about how I am alone and have never been with anyone. I HATE this holiday with a Firece Firey Passion. WORST hoiday ever invented. and when I was younger every one else got a valentine card but Me. I dislike those evil kids. Now that I have grown up it's nothing more than a stupid pointless holiday.

And if I did have a girl, every day should be Valentine's day for her not one stupid retarted day out of the year.

...And once you get off that line of thinking, you'll be swimming in woment:

 

[amazingfantasy15]

...And once you get off that line of thinking, you'll be swimming in woment:

Yeah, a classic ***** on a pedastal syndrome.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah, a classic ***** on a pedastal syndrome.

Treat 'em like dirt and they stick like mud

 

[terry78]

SOB story about how I am alone and have never been with anyone. I HATE this holiday with a Firece Firey Passion. WORST hoiday ever invented. and when I was younger every one else got a valentine card but Me. I dislike those evil kids. Now that I have grown up it's nothing more than a stupid pointless holiday.

And if I did have a girl, every day should be Valentine's day for her not one stupid retarted day out of the year.

You people have not heard of hookers or oriental massage palaces? These places clean up on V-Day, get to it.

 

[rizzo51]

eeew lol

 

[Handsome Rob]

Treat 'em like dirt and they stick like mud

Sweet fancy Moses . . . that's beautiful.

 

[jaguarr]

You people have not heard of hookers or oriental massage palaces? These places clean up on V-Day, get to it.

Well, we know where Terry will be on Valentine's Day.

jag