When hot girls date unnattractive guys - a retrospective

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Elmo killed Sesame Street.
No creation has ever had such an obnoxious voice.
Seeing or hearing him is like seeing/hearing someone scratch a chalkboard with their finger nails.

I also find it amusing that they have to make COOKIE Monster eat vegetables, for fear that a gluttonous character would influence children to eat too many cookies, but they allow Elmo to use incorrect grammar...in such sentences as:
"Elmo not think that very nice! "

Elmo is THE symbol of the dumbing down of our children.
Slay him wherever you find him.

 

[hammy]

Wilhelm, didn't you say you live in Seattle?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yes.

What, are you going to come get me with a "Kick Yer Ass" Elmo?

 

[jaguarr]

Wilhelm, didn't you say you live in Seattle?

:stalker:

jag

 

[Mr. Socko]

I love Elmo, you're just jealous Wilhelm.

 

[AndThePickles]

Nobody can resist elmo.

No way, he's ****in irritating! He did not deserve his own segment on Sesame Street.

 

[AndThePickles]

Elmo killed Sesame Street.
No creation has ever had such an obnoxious voice.
Seeing or hearing him is like seeing/hearing someone scratch a chalkboard with their finger nails.

I also find it amusing that they have to make COOKIE Monster eat vegetables, for fear that a gluttonous character would influence children to eat too many cookies, but they allow Elmo to use incorrect grammar...in such sentences as:
"Elmo not think that very nice! "

Elmo is THE symbol of the dumbing down of our children.
Slay him wherever you find him.

 

[Mr. Socko]

You people are work of the devil.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I love Elmo, you're just jealous Wilhelm.

No.
Elmo has failed me for the last time.

 

[BRUTAL]

Am I the only one who finds it a bit disturbing that Wil has such an adamant stance on a children's television show at his age? Are you researching something Wil?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Uh, being an adult that despises Elmo is HARDLY an anomaly.
Especially for a huge fan of Sesame Street from the 70's.

 

[jaguarr]

As parenthood looms over me, I have already decided that Elmo will be banned from this house. He is a moron that shouldn't be passing his unintelligible communication skills and habits on to impressionable minds.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

Your original statment was more about the current state of the show, not just the one puppet. Do you still watch it? There's no shame in that Wil, we're all your friends here.

 

[AndThePickles]

You people are work of the devil.

No, Elmo is the work of the devil!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Your original statment was more about the current state of the show, not just the one puppet. Do you still watch it? There's no shame in that Wil, we're all your friends here.

When your TV only gets the CW and PBS, you will encounter Elmo.
I have seen Sesame Street when I've called in sick and when I've been on vacation, as it is on when I'm at work.
I have never understood the concept of having "shame" over watching something.

I enjoyed Goodfellas, The Hours, Capturing The Friedmans...
I have also enjoyed watching Land of the Lost and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

Are you ashamed of what entertains or interests you?

 

[BRUTAL]

Sometimes

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

the pr0n, huh?

 

[BRUTAL]

No, more often I find myself ashamed of what bemuses me at EL ESS PEE.

 

[SoulManX]

Wow this thread got of topic pretty fast

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We haven't wended our way into Christianity yet.

 

[BRUTAL]

Well there are a lot of unattractive religious types.

 

[jaguarr]

We haven't wended our way into Christianity yet.

Can we stop off for some politics first? Please!? Pleeeeeeaaaaase!!!!!!? Can we? Huh? Huh?

jag

 

[terry78]

Elmo's VA is black. Kevin Clash. You racist bastards.

 

[jaguarr]

VA = Vaginal Attachment?

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Elmo's VA is black. Kevin Clash. You racist bastards.

No, it's racist to assume that just because you're Black, you can't suck at what you do.
His foul creation is a blight upon the airwaves.