Ok, so I was watching the always sexy Judge Alex, and the case was a woman who had accidentally received a $7,100 check instead of a $170 and spent it all. Her defense was this.
Defendant: Well, I saw the check and I said, "Oh Lord, I have to take this back," and the Lord said to me "Oh, no you don't. You prayed for a windfall, daughter, here it is," and I said "Lord, I don't want to go to jail," and the Lord said, "You won't go to jail. Just spend the money."
And, so when the Plaintiff called for the money back, and found out that the woman had spent it, she felt bad that the Defendant had really needed the money so she didn't press criminal charges, and only civil charges to get the money back. In the Defendant's mind, this made it clear that God had given her the money and therefore she did not have to pay it back.
Judge Alex did not see it the same way and ordered her to give the money back, and recommended that the Plaintiff press those Criminal Charges.
Strangely enough the Defendant, who had financial issues and STILL tithed $1000 to the church, at the end of the show claimed victory even though she had to pay the money back because "The Lord told me this was going to end up like this."
Seriously, this is why when people "talk to God" they are considered nuts, because there are bat-**** crazy people like this lady.