Weird end to a friendship

Guts · Mar 7, 2017

I would have left him as well. Think of all the things you could possibly be doing during those five minutes worth of credits.

DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs · Mar 7, 2017

Guts said:
I would have left him as well. Think of all the things you could possibly be doing during those five minutes worth of credits.

Like pleasuring one's self.

Guts · Mar 7, 2017

DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs said:
Like pleasuring one's self.

While speeding down the highway in his car alone, because his friend chose to stay in the theater.

Pink Ranger · Mar 7, 2017

Guts said:
I would have left him as well. Think of all the things you could possibly be doing during those five minutes worth of credits.

DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs said:
Like pleasuring one's self.

With 4:43 left to grab something from the snack bar before leaving!

RockSP · Mar 7, 2017

Guts said:
While speeding down the highway in his car alone, because his friend chose to stay in the theater.

...and pleasure himself.

Reek · Mar 7, 2017

RockSP said:
It's weird to be mad at someone else for the choice you make, so yeah...disagree.

So if he chose to murder your entire family.. it's no problem.

Flint Marko said:
He chose to be friends with a childish tool, so... you may have a point here.

DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs said:
I agree with Reek, had RockSP just calmly explained that he will indulge in public *********ion while waiting for said friend I think that would have solved the issue immediately.

yes this all comes down to *********ion preference.

Ivan Drago said:
This is such a bizarre story it sounds like satire to me.

it's a plea for attention. Remember Kyle?

I think we all need to calm down and ask the questions that matter... Did RockSP find the actress he was looking for? Did he have a steady supply of lotion? and finally... was that epic wack worth losing a friend of 20 years? I hope so...and if so... I truly am jealous.

Marvolo · Mar 7, 2017

RockSP, if that guy later on acts like yall are back on good terms and offers you a ride somewhere I wouldnt take it. Were he like me he would take you somewhere, preferably without cell signal, in the middle of nowhere and then leave you there. Just to teach you a lesson, of course.

Kane52630 · Mar 7, 2017

psylockolussus said:
Thats exactly similar to the story of the person that started this thread. What a coincidence that it happened toyou too.

C. Lee · Mar 7, 2017

Ya know.....I just thought of something........could all of this be Rock's attempt at an alibi? I mean.....several days from now when his pal is found covered with maggots in a garbage can in back of the movie theater....the cops will come to him....and he'll say - "Sorry officer....the last I saw of my bestest pal, he was waiting to see the credits of the movie.....you can check the SUPERHEROHYPE.....I made a thread all about it. He was alive the last time I saw him."

Immortalfire · Mar 7, 2017

You're all lunatics.

Reek · Mar 7, 2017

The plot thickens....

Immortalfire · Mar 7, 2017

C. Lee said:
Ya know.....I just thought of something........could all of this be Rock's attempt at an alibi? I mean.....several days from now when his pal is found covered with maggots in a garbage can in back of the movie theater....the cops will come to him....and he'll say - "Sorry officer....the last I saw of my bestest pal, he was waiting to see the credits of the movie.....you can check the SUPERHEROHYPE.....I made a thread all about it. He was alive the last time I saw him."

Last year, a Georgia State Trooper pulled me over for speeding, told him I was a moderator for SuperheroHype and was on my way home to write a review of Captain America Civil War.

Let me go without even a warning.

Marvolo · Mar 7, 2017

Hype is life. No mortal authority may impede its function.

C. Lee · Mar 7, 2017

Immortalfire said:
Last year, a Georgia State Trooper pulled me over for speeding, told him I was a moderator for SuperheroHype and was on my way home to write a review of Captain America Civil War.

Let me go without even a warning.

Georgians....they love Civil Wars.

Reek · Mar 7, 2017

lets put ourselves in the shoes of the killer... what would he use in a crowded theater? credits rolling.... people moving in all directions...

was it chemical? something in his slushy?

a knife? messy, but quiet...

the kiss of the dragon? again... messy... quiet... and offers time to escape.

Perfect Cell · Mar 7, 2017

I remember this level from the recent Hitman game. Exploding cell phone, definitely. No one questions why he checks it during the credits, and those ****ers have been exploding on their own anyways.

Schlosser85 · Mar 7, 2017

Marvolo said:
Hype is life. No mortal authority may impede its function.

I haven't carried photo ID since I became a mod. People should know who I am.

Guts · Mar 7, 2017

I know a secret about Reek. He committed a murder and he was never caught. It's not because he used the Hype as an alibi, it's just that nobody found the body.

C. Lee · Mar 7, 2017

Reek said:
lets put ourselves in the shoes of the killer... what would he use in a crowded theater? credits rolling.... people moving in all directions...

was it chemical? something in his slushy?

a knife? messy, but quiet...

the kiss of the dragon? again... messy... quiet... and offers time to escape.

You tell your bud that you're leaving his ass behind....

You get up and exit the row...

His eyes are on credits....the gorgeous lovely credits....

He doesn't see you move to the row behind him....

He doesn't see you slip the ice pick out of it's special crushed velvet lined holder....

His eyes are on the credits....they slowly scroll up the screen....

The horror.....the.....horror......

Reek · Mar 7, 2017

Trust me... no one wants to find that body.

Lasirius · Mar 8, 2017

Not sure if this thread is a joke, attempting to spin it as an ironic commentary of sorts, or something cause I'm mildly riled up about this.

Sounds like your friend was a bit too excited to see if there was going to be an extra credits special; you were the unreasonable one in this situation, unless you're excluding information.

Why make it into a big deal in the first place? Why do you not want to stay? Maybe stay an extra 5 minutes? Seems like a non-issue even if you get uber annoyed by it, suck it up. That's what a friendship is rather than leaving them to walk past midnight for a non-issue.

dude stannis · Mar 8, 2017

psylockolussus said:
Thats exactly similar to the story of the person that started this thread. What a coincidence that it happened toyou too.

I see an eagle. I see that an eagle hovers over you. But I also see that you yourself are the eagle.

Reek · Mar 8, 2017

Maybe he just needed to get home to his dog?

Greens · Mar 8, 2017

What his friend just texted to RockSP:

Before I condemn you utterly, we'll go and eat eels - place where you can get a serious bottle of plonk to match. Then we'll go to "The House of Total Delight". After that, I will give you my honest verdict, honestly come by.

Roose Bolton · Mar 8, 2017

psylockolussus said:
Thats exactly similar to the story of the person that started this thread. What a coincidence that it happened toyou too.

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