Weirdest dream you ever had (that you can remember)!?!

[Peter_Porker]

I remember when I was like 16, I had this HUGE cheeseburger chasing me trying to eat me...

I know it's ****ed up.

 

[SWAT]

You know what that means... It means you're gay.

 

[Peter_Porker]

You know what that means... It means you're gay.

Then why do I dream of your mom...(scariest dream)

 

[Symbiotic]

Reminds of that Simpsons episode 'Bart Vs. Australia'. "In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people."

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I dreamt of this dream where The X-Men were fighting Sentinels and the brotherhood in a suburb and out of the local like rose the phoenix, and with all the havok going on I had to become a superhero I invented (Asteroid-Man) and using these powers that I made for this guy were fun as hell!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I remember when I was like 16, I had this HUGE cheeseburger chasing me trying to eat me...

I know it's ****ed up.

That's like Binky from Arthur! He had that dream whenever he didn't use a night-light.

 

[Peter_Porker]

That's like Binky from Arthur! He had that dream whenever he didn't use a night-light.

Wow, I didn't know that...hahaha

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Remember that show rainbow? I had this dream the zip mouth dude was in my bed. I was like wtf get out of here zip guy, this bed is mine. He refused to leave and then that pink hippo joined. I woke up in a cold sweat.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

oh another fun dream I had was being spider-man, and taking on Galactus with a bunch of other superheros. Swinging around, and under galactus was fun! And I had a dream I was Daredevil too, and I experienced my dad being killed before I went blind just like Matt Murdok, and I went through the rest of the dream as blind but I knew what I was doing. That was also fun.

 

[Peter_Porker]

I've had other dreams where i was in my office going work and all of a sudden everyone turned into zombies and I had to fight my way out and then realized the whole world turned into zombies, and I had to barricade myself inside a restaurant or mall.

Those ones are really eff'ed up.

 

[Nathan Petrelli]

I have too many weird dreams and I haven't had enough sleep to type out a big paragraph about the weirdest. I did have a dream the other night about being in a high class brothel, I have a feeling I may have astral projected my consciousness to bind with someone else's, it was too real to be a dream.

Either that or I was in a deep sleep and about 5 hot girls raped me.

 

[SpideyVille]

There is one dream, where in my dream, I'm Spider-Man. But I'm losing my powers. I'm climbing a wall but I keep falling. Actually, it's not even my dream, it's a friend of mine's dream.

 

[Omega Wizard]

I was at a cinema with this girl and her parent when the theater got taken hostage, they tortured us but I grabbed a gun and chased them out the theter, they got in a car but I broke the winsheild with a beer mug, and stabbed them in the throat with what was left of the mug. It then cut to me having hot sex with said girl

 

[ttotheusher]

I had a dream once, more of a running debate actually, about whether Statler and Waldorf were in the armed forces, and whether they served in WW2.

 

[Gallagher]

I invited David Hayter round for Dinner.

He accepted.

Was very strange indeed.

 

[X-Punisher]

after watching the Zietgeist i had a dream that government agents were chasing me and trying to chip me. It was like a half-lucid dream, as in it was first person view.

I did a good job running from them, but eventually they caught me.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I had a dream a few days ago after I saw The Incredible Hulk.

I was on the run and some strange reason, I found myself cornered on the back yard of my old grade school. I checked around the back of the school but there was a fence blocking my way but there was this path along the fence so I decided not to take my chances. I ran and ran along the path and suddenly, I found myself on this rock formation, which over looked a lake. When I looked back, I could see the pathway and everything else was surrounded by thick trees and such.

Weird.

 

[Kitsune]

I remember being Thunderbolt (my own superhero created for the Marvel RPG) and discovering there was a mall inside mount Rushmore. I was there with all the other Marvel heroes and I was trying to fly in through a window, but I was having trouble because my flight created by generating two opposing charges and it was hard to control. Iron Man was going to fly though the windows for me when I noticed the door was not locked. While we were in the mall I found a cool T-Shirt that had a picture of mount Rushmore on it, I could have grabbed one but I didn't want to steal it, so I figured I'd come back when the mall was open.
At some point I noticed that my entire class from College was in the mall with us, and one guy I recognized was complaining that if there was any trouble he would be the one to get caught because he wasn't wearing gloves like all the superheroes were, and thus he would be leaving fingerprints.

If I ever go to Mount Rushmore... I'm looking for that mall.

 

[JayCaz]

I had a dream, in 2003 when I'd not long moved into my first place, that I kept waking up and getting ready for work, happened like 6 times in a row. The 5th time I got that freaked out I called my Mother to make sure I was awake, she laughed at me & told me what an idiot I was, as I walked back into my room still holding the phone, there I was, looking down on myself all tucked up in bed, I said to my Mum; "I'm still asleep", she said "Yes you are, wake up" in a really eerie tone.

Was so freaky and vivid that I was actually on my way to work expecting to wake up again.

 

[SuBe]

I had a dream the other night that I was a Henchmen for the Joker. I was apart of a Set Up crew going into a Mob bosses Mansion and Eliminating any threat before the Boss arrives. I went to all the Bedrooms and shot everyone with a Dartgun that was filled with Joker Venom. When I shot the People, the skin around their mouths melted into a Joker Grin. After all the guards were taken care of, I let the Joker in the Front door where he met the Mob Boss. After a scream, we all ran out, got into a van and left. I looked out the window and saw a guy that looked like Christian Bale with an Eye Patch with a match in his mouth (Matches Malone) grinning at us.

That was an awesome dream.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

I dreamt I was in the Matrix. I had just returned from a mission and sat down at my computer. I did my usual routine; checked my e-mail, went to the SHHype. I logged in to this thread and started typing this...

I've just lost complete touch with reality. MY GOD! I am indeed in the Matrix!!!

 

[CieloAzul]

I had a dream that a mob was chasing me and my best friend, and the only vehicle we could find to get away was a semi-truck. so we're truckin' along and f'ing Superman flies up tries to stop us. We run him over and all of a sudden there's like an epic proportions type battle with an ish load of super heroes. There's like people flying everywhere and laser beams and explosions and elastic arms whipping all over the place. Then Superman tried to come at us again and an ASIAN Superman came and totally laid the smackdown on him.

Then I wound up on the set of Oprah, and chased a guy through a department store with a bag of apples. It was one of those, "when the hell am I going to wake up?" dreams.

 

[Warhammer]

Last night, I had a dream that the WWE and Brazzers.com where joining together to do a porno. I'll leave it at that...but damn, that was such a random ass dream.

 

[Gallagher]

Thats just horrifying.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I did have a dream once which I do not remember except i woke up with a true feeling of dread. I was also coverred in sweat whereas the night air was cool. I took a shower and it took me a few hours to falll back asleep.

The feeling of dread was very weird and for once, I was afraid of what i do not know....