What do you do when no one is looking?

[Cosmic]

What kind of things do you do when (you think) no one is looking at, or listening to you?

I have a tendency to talk to myself...possibly an inherited trait, as I often used to make fun of my parents when I caught them doing it. I don't hold entire conversations, but I say enough to where I could understand how someone might question my sanity if they'd caught me in the act. And I tend to say weird things, such as I'd never even think of saying in front of friends or coworkers.

 

[Darren Daring]

*********e.

 

[BRUTAL]

Pick my nose and wipe it on my GF

 

[Catman]

Pick my nose.

*********e.

Well...duh!

 

[Darren Daring]

Oh, I pick my nose too, but I eat the boogers.

 

[04nbod]

brutal got there before me- yep pick and flick

 

[Catman]

I'm gonna go with farting as well. I feel comfortable farting when no one is around.

 

[JStorm]

I'm gonna go with farting as well. I feel comfortable farting when no one is around.

"What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed, I squirt."

 

[Selene]

Look for boogers in my nose.

 

[mwm1331]

Sacrifice liberal babies at the alter of Reagan.
Spray CFC laden aerosol's to destroy the ozone.
Burn coal, cut down old growth forests, and pour motor oil on sea turtle eggs
And I have no problems farting in public, its better than spontaenously combusting in public.

But picking your nose?
Thats just gross.

 

[redmarvel]

Sing and/or Dance
Exercise
Nap
Read
Chew on my hair
Take off my bra (but only if I'm certain that no one will come in other than my Husband and/or son)

 

[Crimson_L]

Talk to myself...

 

[fu manchu]

play basketball.....with no ball, no court, just my imagination.

 

[Mee]

Log on the Hype.

 

[PLAS]

Sing and/or Dance
Exercise
Nap
Read
Chew on my hair
Take off my bra (but only if I'm certain that no one will come in other than my Husband and/or son)

you remind me of my girlfriend

 

[fu manchu]

Sing and/or Dance
Exercise
Nap
Read
Chew on my hair
Take off my bra (but only if I'm certain that no one will come in other than my Husband and/or son)

You let your son see you undress?

 

[PLAS]

You let your son see you undress?

undressing and taking off a bra are totally different things

gosh, have you not been around women much?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

*********e, but I *********e so much my cock hurts, like theres a little cut on it. Now I can't touch myself until it heals. When I was going out with my GF I *********ed like once week, now that I'm single again my body demands pleasure.

 

[arachnid-guy]

*********e, but I *********e so much my cock hurts, like theres a little cut on it. Now I can't touch myself until it heals. When I was going out with my GF I *********ed like once week, now that I'm single again my body demands pleasure.

Indeed.

True things.

Excpet im ill. *********ing when ill isnt too great.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Indeed.

True things.

Excpet im ill. *********ing when ill isnt too great.

Get well soon!

I remember when I was in the hospital, I didn't or should I say couldn't *********e for 6 months. I was in a room full of men also I could have in the bathroom but I hate doing it when bunch of men are outside. I also had no porn, and I'm realy bad at thinking of sexy stuff by myself in my head.

 

[arachnid-guy]

Get well soon!

I remember when I was in the hospital, I didn't or should I say couldn't *********e for 6 months. I was in a room full of men also I could have in the bathroom but I hate doing it when bunch of men are outside. I also had no porn, and I'm realy bad at thinking of sexy stuff by myself in my head.

Thanks.

that must have been terrible!

I remember my first 'experience'.

It involved an empty yogurt pot and water.

 

[Jerry]

If you have a hot nurse, more times than not, you can get them to help you.

 

[Lord Valumart]

i tend to talk to myself...and get annoyed with what my brain is telling me and argue with it...

 

[Mayor_McCheese]

I get a BJ from the vacuum

 

[arachnid-guy]

I get a BJ from the vacuum

I've always wanted to try it.

Does it work?