What do you do when no one is looking?

[GoldenAgeHero]

Of course, I watch my Bang Bros and do my thing...

pushing up daisyt:

 

[Kritish]

*********e, but I *********e so much my cock hurts, like theres a little cut on it. Now I can't touch myself until it heals. When I was going out with my GF I *********ed like once week, now that I'm single again my body demands pleasure.

Hooray moderation!

Seriously, learn to use lotion or something.

 

[Warhammer]

*********e, but I *********e so much my cock hurts, like theres a little cut on it. Now I can't touch myself until it heals. When I was going out with my GF I *********ed like once week, now that I'm single again my body demands pleasure.

God forbid you skip a day.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

does lotion really work? i mean thats gotta feel weird.

 

[Warhammer]

pushing up daisyt:

lol

 

[Warhammer]

does lotion really work? i mean thats gotta feel weird.

 

[Kritish]

does lotion really work? i mean thats gotta feel weird.

Good lord, you're even a virgin to masterbation.

 

[Fran]

GAH, meet blind_fury.
blind_fury, GAH.

 

[Kritish]

GAH, meet blind_fury.
blind_fury, GAH.

Prostitutes across the world are all doomed.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Good lord, you're even a virgin to masterbation.

no! and who the **** masterbates with lotion?! sorry if im not as classy as you my dear king.

 

[Fran]

And various hand lotion manufacturers.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Sometimes I like to smell my own farts. I do this either by farting on my hands and smelling them,or farting on a chair and sniffing it. Also,I like to peel scabs/dry skin and eat them. Also...I like to smell my fingers.

 

[Kritish]

Sometimes I like to smell my own farts. I do this either by farting on my hands and smelling them,or farting on a chair and sniffing it. Also,I like to peel scabs/dry skin and eat them. Also...I like to smell my fingers.

$900 says that butt_salad will be banned.

 

[Kritish]

no! and who the **** masterbates with lotion?! sorry if im not as classy as you my dear king.

Most people masterbate with lotion; you're just a freak with a raw weiner.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Most people masterbate with lotion; you're just a freak with a raw weiner.

key prase. my penis is fine and plump,thank you. now good day sir!

 

[Crooklyn]

Most people masterbate with lotion

News to me.

 

[heypapajinx]

there's nothing that i don't do in front of people.
but sometimes i'll spare my loved ones and friends if i can tell the gas is going to be a real stinker, that's just inhospitable.

 

[Kaleb]

pushing up daisyt:

marie ?

 

[Kaleb]

anyway I normally make fun of people behind there back when they are not watching or I would go into a large crowd and fart silently then back off and watch them point fingers at each other for the fart, but normally when nobody is watching I just close my eyes and try and sleep.

 

[black_dust]

I also really like picking up notes people have abandoned and reading them. The one I found today written in green crayon says, "Joes, I think you are hot. If you find yourself in NoHo, call me..." It was crumpled up on the ground.

Hahaha random.

Now what if you found one with "Heather, urgent, the world needs you leave now!"

 

[chamber-music]

What do you I do when no one is looking? ..........Start Fires.........See Dead People.......

 

[Warhammer]

no! and who the **** masterbates with lotion?! sorry if im not as classy as you my dear king.

Everybody...
Not ever knowing about it is the weird part...

WTF?!

It feels better...

 

[black_dust]

Everybody...
Not ever knowing about it is the weird part...

WTF?!

It feels better...

and when you do it as often as you do, you need some lube or you get friction burn

 

[heypapajinx]

no! and who the **** masterbates with lotion?! sorry if im not as classy as you my dear king.

haha! for reals!!?!
every guy i've ever known has a bottle of Jerkins, oh, i mean Jergins right next to the bed.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

make faces at your mom.