What do you do when no one is looking?

[Superman79]

smile
talk to myself

 

[Machx72]

I go to dating services and make videos like this:

http://break.com/norbit/the_perfect_dating_video.html

 

[Mayor_McCheese]

I've always wanted to try it.

Does it work?

Get a high powered vacuum

 

[jgatienza]

pick my nose, fart and scratch my ass.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Crack my knuckles. I get stuff thrown at me if I do it with other people around.
Sing and/or hum to myself.
Tie knots in random bits of string/thread I find laying about
Tear little bits of paper into much smaller bits [bus tickets mainly]
Pick my zits.

 

[BRUTAL]

pick my nose, fart and scratch my ass.

So you fart on your boogery hand?

 

[CyberFaust]

*********e...
pick my nose....
sing and/or dance....
talk to myself, which inexorably leads to arguing with myself....
and i make small paper batmobil miniatures......

 

[Kyalesyin]

*********e...
pick my nose....
sing and/or dance....
talk to myself, which inexorably leads to arguing with myself....
and i make small paper batmobil miniatures......

Dude. Until you said that you were looking pretty normal.

 

[Captain_Death]

I talk to myself, crack my knuckles, sing 'Duel of the Fates,' and scratch various parts of my body.

 

[Snipershot]

^^i do all except talk to myself

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I tend to talk to myself a bit and make silly face while mocking people

 

[PhotoJones]

i have this habit of making dreads in my hair. i don't know where it came from, but i've done it for as long as i can remember.

 

[Warhammer]

Of course, I watch my Bang Bros and do my thing...

 

[Speedball]

I sing when no one is around, or whistle.
I do the Imperial March very well. t:

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I tend to be deep in thought,so much so that people have to say my name loud,or tap me on the shoulder to get my attention.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I talk out dialog for stories I am working on. I usually have my cellphone, so if someone might discover me, I pretend to talk on it.

I also tend to do things like say "Birdie!" when a bird flies by, or "Doggie!" if I see one.

I also really like picking up notes people have abandoned and reading them. The one I found today written in green crayon says, "Joes, I think you are hot. If you find yourself in NoHo, call me..." It was crumpled up on the ground.

 

[CConn]

Cut emokids for a marginal fee.

 

[The Chairman]

Talk to myself
Fart
Sing
Dance
Mastburbate.

Often all at the same time.

 

[PhotoJones]

Talk to myself
Fart
Sing
Dance
Mastburbate.

Often all at the same time.

impressive.

 

[Abaddon]

Pick my nose, talk to myself, pick my wedgie, scratch my balls, sniff my armpits, and sometimes I cackle for the hell of it.

 

[The Chairman]

impressive.

Thanks.

 

[batman44]

I usually talk to myself--many times qouting moving lines and trying different voices.

 

[Fran]

90% of the people in here have said fart.

 

[Strange]

I like to take a 5 gallon bucket and put a video camera down inside it and then put a large glass plate over the top of the bucket and then take a dump on the plate. I then make many copies and break into peoples houses and put them in there VCR. This is to teach them to buy a DVD player.

 

[Warhammer]

Pick my nose, talk to myself, pick my wedgie, scratch my balls, sniff my armpits, and sometimes I cackle for the hell of it.

It sucks when your balls itch in the wrong places at the wrong time.
I have to scratch mine on the sneaky tip.