what do YOU think comes after death?

[Hades]

If there is no great glorious end to all this, if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. Because that's all there is. What we do, now, today.

Yeah, that's basically what I believe. But only because that's all we really have, not because it matters. Honestly, I think life is just one big cosmic joke. I don't take anything seriously anymore, but I wasn't always like this either.

I mean, I tried to accept christ, and I tried going to church.
They told me, If I accept Christ he'll help me with my anxiety, he'll help me accept my dad, etc etc. And you know, I really did try. I tried to help my dad with his alchohalism, I tried really hard with school, I stopped drinking, I even tried really hard to make friends with all the christian kids. But in the end, nothing really helped, and I got more depressed and sick then I've ever been, and when I got sent to the institution...it was one of the worst experiences of my life, but I thought, "no, I'll try and and maybe this'll make everything better" but in the end when I got back everything was the same. So I just stopped caring. So, that's basically why I have arrived at my outcome. I might as well just spend the rest of my life drunk, at least I won't have to think about anything.

 

[blind_fury]

If God doesn't give me the purpose of life at some point, I'll be pissed.

 

[Lord Valumart]

If God doesn't give me the purpose of life at some point, I'll be pissed.

have lots and lots of sex and babies?

 

[Crowforge]

the purpose of life is life

 

[blind_fury]

I'm hoping the purpose of life is some kind of spiritual evolution but even that seems kind of pointless.

 

[Harlekin]

I don't actually like the episode, but the quote is pretty great

Yeah, I actually like Reprise (the preceding episode) better. It's a good quote though.

 

[Harlekin]

The purpose of life is not dying. That's it.

 

[XwolverineX]

Nothing.

 

[the_joker]

I'd hate to go to Hell, I imagine it to be like living in one of Marilyn Manson's music videos, for the rest of eternity...

I hope I get reincarnated as the next King of England.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I hope I get reincarnated as the next King of England.

 

[04nbod]

^but you would have no power!

 

[the_joker]

Charmed. If I ever do become King, I think I shall exile you.

^but you would have no power!

Ah but I still get to live on the taxpayers money and have nice castles dotted around the Kingdom.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Charmed. If I ever do become King, I think I shall exile you.

but you shall have no power!!!

 

[the_joker]

but you shall have no power!!!

Pfft, I'm sure I could easily influence the Prime Minister. Like, refuse to give royal assent or open a new parliment. And doesn't the monarchy "consitituionally" have the power to dissolve the parliament at any time they like and declare war and make peace? Not to mention being the commander-in-chief of the armed forces. Indeed, I could make life very difficult for the PM if he didn't obey to one's wishes.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Pfft, I'm sure I could easily influence the Prime Minister. Like, refuse to give royal assent or open a new parliment. And doesn't the monarchy "consitituionally" have the power to dissolve the parliament at any time they like and declare war and make peace? Not to mention being the commander-in-chief of the armed forces. Indeed, I could make life very difficult for the PM if he didn't obey to one's wishes.

thats possible(damned if i know) but two things:

1. you don;t know where i live
2.

 

[the_joker]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, I'm not the King yet! I'll cross the London tower bridge when I get to it.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, I'm not the King yet! I'll cross the London tower bridge when I get to it.

i'm so tempted to post another cat pic but i know i shouldn;t

aww the hell with it

 

[Kevin]

Cats are cute t:

 

[hippy fascist]

that's my old wallpaper

 

[Deuce]

After death, a giant clown with an ice cream cone floats down from the clouds, and a green aura surrounds your body. The clown will carry you away to a giant submarine shop, and you will get one last meal. Next, in Heaven, everyone sits around in jacuzzis.


....jk lol

 

[Lord Valumart]

that's my old wallpaper

lol

maybes you should change it to this:

lol

 

[The Rocketeer]

Yeah, that's basically what I believe. But only because that's all we really have, not because it matters. Honestly, I think life is just one big cosmic joke. I don't take anything seriously anymore, but I wasn't always like this either.

I mean, I tried to accept christ, and I tried going to church.
They told me, If I accept Christ he'll help me with my anxiety, he'll help me accept my dad, etc etc. And you know, I really did try. I tried to help my dad with his alchohalism, I tried really hard with school, I stopped drinking, I even tried really hard to make friends with all the christian kids. But in the end, nothing really helped, and I got more depressed and sick then I've ever been, and when I got sent to the institution...it was one of the worst experiences of my life, but I thought, "no, I'll try and and maybe this'll make everything better" but in the end when I got back everything was the same. So I just stopped caring. So, that's basically why I have arrived at my outcome. I might as well just spend the rest of my life drunk, at least I won't have to think about anything.

The Lord works in mysterious ways and does what is best for us even though it may not seem like it at the time. There is a purpose for everything and maybe the purpose of this was that it made you a stronger person.

 

[Lord Valumart]

After death, a giant clown with an ice cream cone floats down from the clouds, and a green aura surrounds your body. The clown will carry you away to a giant submarine shop, and you will get one last meal. Next, in Heaven, everyone sits around in jacuzzis.


....jk lol

it may be a joke but it's the best thing to be posted in this thread since the goat comment in the opening post