What do you think ... ghost rider -isms instead of Chuck Norris

[Canadian Rider]

So in the Hype thread it was mentioned about Chuck Norris facts and replacing it with Ghost Rider-isms. I love the captions and you guys crack me up so what say we have some fun?

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider does not sleep. He waits.
Ghost Rider doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Next? Bring it on Boys!

 

[Mr Nick]

I'm no good at making these up, so I'll rip one off the Chuck site:

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Ghost Rider.

 

[Mister Sinister]

When Ghost Rider does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Beautiful lads ... I love them!

When Ghost Rider talks, everybody listens. And dies.

66 to Go!

 

[blind_fury]

off-topic.

Chuck Norris would've made an awesome Johnny Blaze 15 years ago.

 

[Canadian Rider]

What if ... Chuck as another phantom rider like the caretaker -- in GR 2?

Oh my

 

[LadyVader]

Captain America wears Ghost Rider underwear.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Nice !! Underoos strike again!

 

[WiscoD]

Filming on location for "Ghost Rider", Johnny Blaze brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged back rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Ghost Rider "fireballed" the animal, to remind the crew once more that the Ghost Rider giveth, and the Ghost Rider taketh away.

 

[WiscoD]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ghost Rider allows to live.

 

[Canadian Rider]

wisco you rock brother!

MSJ better cast you in GR 2 and let you quote these at the start of the movie as the voice over!!!

Bwhahahahaaha t:

 

[WiscoD]

So in the Hype thread it was mentioned about Chuck Norris facts and replacing it with Ghost Rider-isms. I love the captions and you guys crack me up so what say we have some fun?

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider does not sleep. He waits.
Ghost Rider doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Next? Bring it on Boys!

Yep, it was me...lol

 

[Canadian Rider]

Props to the wisco man for a great idea! I have been doing so much reading on the various threads to get caught up I couldn't give you your due brother -- my bad.

I love the "caption one" but I am running out of stills.

Maybe if Flamehead runs out of scans we can do Ghost Rider-isms?

Cheers mate!

 

[WiscoD]

wisco you rock brother!

MSJ better cast you in GR 2 and let you quote these at the start of the movie as the voice over!!!

Bwhahahahaaha t:

(changing gears cuz i want to)There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and WiscoD.

 

[WiscoD]

Props to the wisco man for a great idea! I have been doing so much reading on the various threads to get caught up I couldn't give you your due brother -- my bad.

I love the "caption one" but I am running out of stills.

Maybe if Flamehead runs out of scans we can do Ghost Rider-isms?

Cheers mate!

lol...."Cuz i want to"!!!!!( sorry, i thought i was Ghost Rider for a moment)lol

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius

 

[WiscoD]

While in the editing room, MSJ wanted to show more of Ghost Riders "softer side".......Ghost Rider killed him on the spot..... Now the film is about Ghost Rider....Starring Ghost Rider.....edited by Ghost Rider...and directed by,Chuck Norris.......

 

[WiscoD]

Damnit!!!! Im going to be up all night with this....

 

[Canadian Rider]

While in the editing room, MSJ wanted to show more of Ghost Riders "softer side".......Ghost Rider killed him on the spot..... Now the film is about Ghost Rider....Starring Ghost Rider.....edited by Ghost Rider...and directed by,Chuck Norris.......

You're killing me manno ... oh my gosh ... I have the runs and now I am laughing and my guts are killing me ... bwahahahahahaha

 

[WiscoD]

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Ghost Rider” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Bammo ! You go Wisco!

 

[WiscoD]

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Ghost Rider for help!!!!!

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider has two speeds. Walk, and Kick A**

 

[Canadian Rider]

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Ghost Rider."

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.