What do you think ... ghost rider -isms instead of Chuck Norris

[Canadian Rider]

Well I will look for Flamehead WiscoD or other GR faithful before posting more ... since it is something to bring them a smile since their Caption This thread made me laugh so hard.

 

[Darkest Knight]

DAMNNN!!!! I haven't seen that before. So realistic looking. And the skull is on point with Nic Cage's facial features.

 

[BrollySupersj]

This is one hell of brilliant thread. Heres one, I'm not sure if it's been used if so sorry.

Ghost Rider can slam a revolving door.

 

[Canadian Rider]

DAMNNN!!!! I haven't seen that before. So realistic looking. And the skull is on point with Nic Cage's facial features.

Check out the official site brother. Lots of cool images. If you need a laugh check out the Caption this thread. The GR gang are frickin' hilarious! t:

 

[Canadian Rider]

This is one hell of brilliant thread. Heres one, I'm not sure if it's been used if so sorry.

Ghost Rider can slam a revolving door.

Nope -- Thanks!t: I guess people other than the GR fans are enjoying this so ...

The original name for the popular video game "Halo" was actually "Ghost Rider: Demon F**k-Up Hour".

 

[BrollySupersj]

Ghost Rider's tears can cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.

 

[NDX]

There once was a man from Nantucket. Ghost Rider killed him. For sport. And food. Ghost Rider leaves nothing to waste.

 

[Canadian Rider]

President Bush released a statement yesterday saying that fuel emissions actually help the environment. It's the heat that radiates from Ghost Rider's bike that is causing global warming. Sorry Australia.

 

[Katsuro]

Ghost Rider ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.

 

[DACMAN]

So in the Hype thread it was mentioned about Chuck Norris facts and replacing it with Ghost Rider-isms. I love the captions and you guys crack me up so what say we have some fun?

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider does not sleep. He waits.
Ghost Rider doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Next? Bring it on Boys!

WOW! THOSE ARE GREAT! Good thing Chuck Norris let Ghost Rider use them.

 

[Canadian Rider]

WOW! THOSE ARE GREAT! Good thing Chuck Norris let Ghost Rider use them.

Penis says what??

 

[Ghost Ridin']

There REAL reason we're looking for WMDs in Iraq is cause Ghost Riders vacationing there.

 

[Ghost Ridin']

Pansies blow bubbles with Juicy Fruit, Ghost Rider blows bubbles with beef jerky.

 

[FlameHead]

Man. I just spent the last 10 minutes cracking the **** up reading this thread. Too freakin' funny folks!

I gotta catch my breath. That was funny.

 

[Canadian Rider]

GHOST RIDER can have current without voltage.

 

[Canadian Rider]

GHOST RIDER got a letter in the mail one day from his "biggest fan" asking for his autograph. This happened to be a woman. GHOST RIDER went to her house, made love to her, and then he punched her in the head. Surprisingly, as she died, she gave birth to the Bruce Banner.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider has been shot 68 times in his life, but only one bullet has drawn blood. When asked later about how that bullet broke the skin, he said, "I let that one in so I could shoot it back out of my nostril."

 

[Canadian Rider]

Though the media doesn't like to play it up, yes, the Terrorism Alert color-chart does indeed go all the way up to Ghost Rider.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider once dug a hole to China, where he ate Chairman Mao.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Back before the time of man an army of elite magma soldiers came forth from the center of the earth, born of it molten core. So fierce were these lava lords that Ghost Rider was forced to unleash a most foul torture upon them now commonly referred to as "the ice-cream headache".

 

[Canadian Rider]

The Bible says Samson killed 15,000 Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. When God asked GHOST RIDER what he thought about that, he said, "That's one way to do it." God laughed at the Rider's wisdom, and said, "I knew you were going to say that."

 

[DACMAN]

GHOST RIDER got a letter in the mail one day from his "biggest fan" asking for his autograph. This happened to be a woman. GHOST RIDER went to her house, made love to her, and then he punched her in the head. Surprisingly, as she died, she gave birth to the Bruce Banner.

Ghost Rider is as a woman beater? Wouldn't that make him evil? I don't think I care for this one at all. You gotta be careful with how lightly you talk about a woman getting hit in the face by a man (a super powered man at that) so bad it killed her. You don't know who's on these boards who grew up watching there mother get beat. It's not funny or clever.

 

[WiscoD]

I said it before on another thread, but here we go..... IM GONE FOR A FEW DAYS AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!!! THIS THREAD IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!! Im Laughing soo hard at what im reading that im literally louder than the Santa Ana winds that are beating the crap out of my house right now... This thread has taken on a life of its own and im loving everything im reading.... lets keep it up guys, cuz ive had a rough first week at my new job and this was a perfect way to destress myself.. Thanx to CR and everyone else for brightening my day. David

 

[WiscoD]

Well I will look for Flamehead WiscoD or other GR faithful before posting more ... since it is something to bring them a smile since their Caption This thread made me laugh so hard.

Keep posting bro!!!! you ROCK!!!!!

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider is as a woman beater? Wouldn't that make him evil? I don't think I care for this one at all. You gotta be careful with how lightly you talk about a woman getting hit in the face by a man (a super powered man at that) so bad it killed her. You don't know who's on these boards who grew up watching there mother get beat. It's not funny or clever.

Thank you for that perspective Dacman. I will be more careful for sure. That one was a little dicey.

Trust all you GR fans had a great christmas!