What do you think ... ghost rider -isms instead of Chuck Norris

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider, like dogs, can smell fear.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Defying the greatest physicists of the time, GHOST RIDER proved that the Earth is not the center of the Universe, but that in fact he is. To avoid suspicion, GHOST RIDER now resides in the center of the Sun.

 

[DACMAN]

The sun isn't at the center of the Universe. It's the center of the solar system.

 

[Canadian Rider]

And the hulk isn't the strongest ... but whatever. Here I was thinking that you had grown up but I guess not.

 

[DACMAN]

Wow. Doesn't take much to push your buttons.

 

[Canadian Rider]

I am glad you enjoy pushing my buttons big boy. At first I thought you were trolling to annoy me, but now I can only conclude that your stalking is your subtle form of being flattered by my whit and my avvy ... Love you too.

 

[Canadian Rider]

GHOST RIDER has never tried. He does.

 

[Canadian Rider]

The Hulk has never run away from a fight ... except for that one time he accidently knocked over Ghost Rider's Bike.

 

[Canadian Rider]

After taking the first steps on the moon and saying the immortal words, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind", Neil Armstrong looked to his right, only to see Ghost Rider there on the moon, sitting on his bike drinking a coke. "Giant leap, my a**", Ghost Rider replied.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, "The name's Rider ; Ghost Rider ."

 

[Hellstormer]

Ghost Rider has the best poker face in the world. He won the 1987 World Poker Championship with a 2 of spades, a 3 of clubs, a green 4 Uno card, and a Monoply "Get out of Jail Free" card.

Mcguyver can build a plane out of bubble gum and paper clips but Ghost Rider can run over him and burn it to the ground.