What do you think ... ghost rider -isms instead of Chuck Norris

[Ghost Ridin']

Don't feel sorry for Rudolph the only reason his nose is so red is because he made fun of Ghost Rider's flaming skull so GR gave him a shot straight to the nose.

Rudolph wrote that check and Ghost Rider cashed it. t:

 

[Canadian Rider]

When Ghost Rider Flips you off, he's actually telling you how many seconds you have to live.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider has only ever given one thumbs down. It happened in ancient Rome during a Gladiator match. Caesar refused to make decisions without first consulting Ghost Rider. He gave the thumbs down because this particular Gladiator is the only person ever to survive a Ghost Rider punch to the head. Unfortunately, Caesar didn't see his sign because of all the Romans standing and cheering and in a moment of panic, Caesar decided to allow the Gladiator to live. Rome fell the next day.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider doesn't need wings to fly. Gravity is afraid of him.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider drinks his scotch on the rocks. With real rocks.

 

[DACMAN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgTHv65Dscg

 

[WiscoD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgTHv65Dscg

uuummm yeah...... Why is that here????

 

[webhead731]

I'm kind of confused on how to play this game exactly.

 

[Canadian Rider]

uuummm yeah...... Why is that here????

Uhm ... Dacman is whacko?

 

[Canadian Rider]

I'm kind of confused on how to play this game exactly.

Pick a Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel "fact" from 4Q.cc or a similar site and exchange Ghost Rider ...

for example ...

If someone asks you a question, the correct answer is always Chuck Norris.

If someone asks you a question, the correct answer is always Ghost Rider.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider was blind once and still had 20-20 vision.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider didn't start the fire, but now he kind of wishes he had.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider was once asked to play a game of capture-the-flag. He took over Europe by claiming all of their flags in his name, and nobody argued with him.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider doesn't believe in God. God believes in Ghost Rider

 

[Canadian Rider]

Moses displayed the power of God by parting the Red Sea. Ghost Rider displayed the power of Ghost Rider by parting Moses with a well-placed chain whip to the chest.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider doesn't read obituaries because he is the number one contributor to them.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider always throws rock; if you throw paper you get his rock in your face.

 

[Katsuro]

Every time a kitten *********es, Ghost Rider kills God.

 

[Katsuro]

When asked on a job application if he was bilingual, Ghost Rider replied "No, I only like girls"

 

[Katsuro]

Ghost Rider donates 90% of his useable blood to the red cross every other tuesday, but insists it go to starving vampires.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider is considered a weapon of mass destruction, and George W. Bush has men working 24/7 to make sure he's not buried somewhere in Iraq.

 

[Canadian Rider]

There has never been a hurricane named Ghost Rider because it would have destroyed everything.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider once fought Paul Bunyan after Paul said this his ride was the greatest. Ghost Rider proceded to punch him in the throat and eat Babe the blue ox... alive.

 

[Canadian Rider]

When Ghost Rider orders a pizza, the deliveryman always arrives after 30 minutes, too scared to ask him for money.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider burned the first CD, along with all the dinosaurs and the last of the Mohicans.