What is the best Chuck Norris fact??

[Unleashed]

ok

 

[Milkman95]

Took the opposite approach of ripping apart this guy and dropped a true comment about the guy.......

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

But.....aren't they all facts? I mean.,....they're all true........right?

 

[Unleashed]

So you learned karate with him

 

[Hades]

Chuck Norris was not born. Chuck Norris gave birth to birth.

 

[Milkman95]

So you learned karate with him

Not with him, it was just a coincidence that I ended up studying the same form when I was younger, that's all.........I used to see pics of him all over the place.........

 

[SickBoy]

Chuck Norris farts into his hand and then smells it!

 

[Tangled Web]

Bruce Lee kicked the **** out of Chuck.

 

[War Lord]

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

 

[Hotwire]

Chuck Norris's penis is so big, it has a penis of it's own! An that one is still larger than yours!

 

[Hotwire]

Vin Diesel facts...
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=vin

 

[unstoppable]

Bruce Lee kicked the **** out of Chuck.

well think of this

chuck and bruce and some others both taught martial arts outside of the original country which is a supposed curse

Chuck Norris is the only one who hasn't died yet

 

[War Lord]

well think of this

chuck and bruce and some others both taught martial arts outside of the original country which is a supposed curse

Chuck Norris is the only one who hasn't died yet

That's because Death doesn't dare try to touch the Chuck.

 

[unstoppable]

That's because Death doesn't dare try to touch the Chuck.

Chuck Norris has been dead for over five years

Death is just to afraid to tell him

 

[Batman1939]

Does any one have a gif of chuck norris punching te girl in the face? Classic.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Fact: Chuck Norris is gay; the only thing gayer is Chuck Norris facts.

 

[Equint77]

i wish Bruce Lee was still alive.... just to continue to smack Chuck Norris around...

you figure Lee would have had the following....

Missing In Action
Bruce Lee Karate Kommandos
Bruce Lee Texas Ranger

 

[Matt]

Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?". Chuck Norris screamed "No one rhymes infront of Chuck Norris!". He then round house kicked her causing her death. He then said "Don't **** with the Chuck". 3 years and 7 months later he realized the irony of that statement and laughed so hard that everyone within 100 miles went deaf.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

[Immortalfire]

Chuck Norris invented the knuckleball, not Phil Niekro. Upon realizing the Braves great was claiming said pitch, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Phil into retirement.

The Devil sold his soul to Chuck Norris.

 

[Flexo]

Fact: Chuck Norris is gay; the only thing gayer is Chuck Norris facts.

Fact: SB has a crush on Chuck Norris.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

i wish Bruce Lee was still alive.... just to continue to smack Chuck Norris around...

you figure Lee would have had the following....

Missing In Action
Bruce Lee Karate Kommandos
Bruce Lee Texas Ranger

Don't forget "Bruce Lee facts". Except this time most, if not all, would be true.

 

[Equint77]

god I wish Bruce Lee was still alive... he could have killed this redheaded bearded son of a *****...

 

[Sandman138]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried a day in his life!

 

[Fran]

I like the one about Chuck Norris impregnating a group of nuns, and their children went on to become the 1972 (?) Miami Dolphins, the only perfect-record team.

 

[Immortalfire]

If at first you don't succeed....you're not Chuck Norris.