What does Urban Dictionary say about you?

[tzarinna]

Wow, these are incredibly spot on! Well, maybe not the laughing at ugly people, that's rude. :/

A beautiful intelligent human being that doesn't take anyone's ********. A great shoulder to cry on, an excellent listener. A woman who knows what she wants and would do anything she could to help her friends out.
I had a bad day. I need a toni

That ideal type girl. She's everything a guy wants. She can be crazy and slow at times. Toni is funny and cool. Usually has great friends! Toni is cool to hang out with. She laughs at ugly people and stupid words such as frigid,nuder,fruck,ect.... Deep inside toni is a very sensitive girl even if she doesn't show it. She is not perfect she does screw stuff up sometime. She doesn't take stuff from anybody. And not caring what someone says. Makes stupid mistakes sometimes.Very cool person. Smart and sometimes can get physical! She is filled with love and hates no one. Usually has problems with her father. Mostly just don't give a fruck!
Wow that girls looks after her friends she's such a toni!


She's stylish, gorgeous, sweet, kind, brilliant and powerful, basically gods gift from heaven. Everyone has respect for "Toni" Many envy, hate and are very jealous of a Toni. Toni's can be mean at times only to those who are disrespectful, mean, liars, ghetto and fake type people. If she's your friend she will have your back to the end. Toni is very picky and refuse to settle for less. They work very hard and will not let anyone stand in their way. They are very classy women who is somewhat a control freak but always get the job done. They play hard like men but always carry themselves like elegant classy ladies. You will do anything for a Toni!
1. Gotta have a Toni!
2. Once you have a Toni you will never give her up.
3. Why are you so angry? Because I'm not a Toni!
4. Sorry, can't do what a Toni can do.
5. C'mon be more like a Toni
6. Becareful because she's a Toni.
7. If you want to be FABULOUS you got to be a Toni.
8. Nothing like a Toni.
9. If you're brilliant you MUST be a Toni.
10. He will always say YES if you're a Toni.

This might be a little more accurate.

antonette

a girl who has a boyish personality. smart and excells at mostly anything. not that great with boys. one of the nicest people you will ever meet. extremely friendly.
chris dumped that antonette girl.

antonette

girl with a boyish personality, some may call a *****, tall with brown hair most likely, very cute, and extremely hilarious
that antonette girl had me rolling in classs she hilarious

 

[PyroChamber]

Jamahl (how it's actually spelled)

A word used to describe an amount of marijuana, whether it be a bag of weed, or a joint.

And just for the hell of it, Jamal (how it's normally suppose to be spelled)

The name of 95% of black African Americans.

A very common name among the black race. To the average white man, this is every black person's name.

A name commonly found among Muslims from all parts of the world. Jamal appears in the Quran, the holy book of Islam, and is thus popular as a name. The meaning of Jamal when translated from arabic is the beautiful or handsome one. This is also related to the name Jamil which means beauty.

America's favorite black man. Loves to work at 7/11 and steal the slurpees.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

Matt

"Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed."

This is what I'm talking about.

 

[redmarvel]

1. The girl you always want to get with, but never seem to meet her standards. She is a tease, and keeps you wanting more. If you do end up with her (LUCKY BASTARD), she is an amazing kisser. This girl dreams big, and knows what she wants.

awesome, dreamer, hard to get


2. a. One who is sexy beyond all reason.

b. One who you wish to do right then and there.

3. An often crazy girl who loves to talk and have fun with her friends. She has style and taste but is often picked on because of jealousy. She has a very logical mind but isn't very creative and does not handle stressful situations well. She longs for love but can never find it as she is a very passionate person and is picky when it comes to finding a partner. She tends to change her mind alot and likes to be in charge/in the lead. She has a strong competitive trait and always compares others to herself. Sometimes she is cocky but usually thinks of others and how they think of her before she says things. Although she will speak her mind and defend herself of family if she feels the need. Do not mess with her or her family or you will regret even being born.

Wow look at her!
Dont mess with her, she will kill you

 

[Ultimatehero]

That I'm a God.

Now kneel before Ultimatehero!

t:

Actually...

The first Man to ever get laid.


a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.

An adorable boy, who is great in many ways. see perfect boy

Hot!!!

The leader of men.

The most gorgeous and amazing man on the planet. This is a man with a tender heart, beautiful smile, sharp mind and a sweet spirit. Adam is "all man" yet still has a sensitive side. He is a perfect blend of sweet and strong, and is wonderful with children. Those who know him are blessed.

Usually dark haired and hot, sexy and seductive, and sometimes emo-ish and/or bi (how did they know that??), they have a voice that could melt stone. Truly romantics at heart, they hide it from most everyone. They have gorgeous eyes that probably have superman's lazer-vision because they're so awesome. They have mouths that should be illegal, and kissing skills that shouldn't be real. They usually play an instrument of some sort, mostly guitar. They say that they suck at it but in reality play very well. They value intelligence highly and think stupid girls shouldn't be allowed to live. They're also good at video games.
They're girl-magnets, but extremely sensitive, so handle with care.

I'd say those are all correct, not that I have an ego or anything (hey, if you have a reputation - for better or worse - why not make a joke out of it?)

NOW KNEEL BEFORE ULTIMATEHERO!!!

 

[Kaleb]

aden guy who is a god.
normally used to describe someone of great importance and is adored by all.
Is great in the sack. and no guy will ever size up to him.

girl1: did you see that hot guy.
girl2: yeah he's such and aden.
girl3:he pleased me like no other

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Aden

 

[DeGenerate10]

Philip
The sexiest man on Earth. Usually really smart and quick-witted. Philips usually have enormous ***** and make love quite well. They can do things in the bed that no other people can. They are jacked beyond belief and can rip you apart. During times of need they are always there and will do anything for you. Philips are sports fanatics, especially for baseball.


The incarnation of awesome

See: Legendary

 

[Galactus123]

Marko

5. The most handsome man on the planet, who gets all the girls and ****s all the *****es.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Alfred

"A man who has old world charm but it cute as a button. Trustworthy, selfless and sweet."

 

[Heisenberg]

Daniel
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be:

Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

God, Chuck Norris... The answer? I'll take it

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kevin

The first three definitions that came up for my name.

Kevin

1. kevin


basicilly a kid with a huge d**k. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

2. kevin

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

3. Kevin


An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.