What if SHH Members Lived Together in a Mansion?

[Spider-Aziz]

Aziz likes to instigate stuff on the low or "throw shade" haha

No.
I like to keep things orderly and in fashion.
Do as the law decrees.

 

[ComicChick]

maybe in real life, but on the hype you totally would be the one to instigate things in a mansion

 

[Spider-Aziz]

That avatar suits those two posts of yours.

 

[ComicChick]

that's why Chloe Decker is great

 

[Reek]

MEH...

Dab on em yall

I'd surely be throwing cold water on people mid shower.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Don't make me flush the toilet while you take your hot shower.

 

[Reek]

the past 2 places i've lived have been different. 1 would make the shower scolding hot when flushing, the other cold.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The mansion has the hot -> cold design

 

[Victarion]

Anyone under 6 foot 5 inches would be forced to sleep out in the backyard.

 

[KevanG]

So... everybody?

 

[Victarion]

Everyone except for me, apparently.

 

[KevanG]

We'll fix that.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Loneliness is your enemy.

 

[dude stannis]

I would disinfect all cutlery. And murder most of you.

 

[Victarion]

We'll fix that.

Do it and I put DJ on kitchen duty.

 

[Reek]

I'm trying to figure out where it was decided DJ would be allowed on the property, but alright... continue.

 

[Victarion]

I'm trying to figure out where it was decided DJ would be allowed on the property, but alright... continue.

I need a subtle knife to deal with the manlets.

 

[dude stannis]

I'm trying to figure out where it was decided DJ would be allowed on the property, but alright... continue.

Only after being covered in powdered sugar and pressure hosed.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I would disinfect all cutlery. And murder most of you.

You and Greens.
Stannis vs Letoker Van Houten.

 

[Reek]

id have him permanently tied to the basketball goal and we have contests throwing things at him... like soap.

 

[dude stannis]

At least I'd murder you quickly. Greens would do you no such courtesy.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Only after being covered in powdered sugar and pressure hosed.

Sugar instead of salt.

 

[Roose Bolton]

id have him permanently tied to the basketball goal and we have contests throwing things at him... like soap.

It's recently been discovered that DJ's real name is Christopher Weiss.

 

[KevanG]

I'm trying to figure out where it was decided DJ would be allowed on the property, but alright... continue.

The title says SHH members. I assume that means ALL of us.

Gawd, be serious Reek.

 

[Reek]

I already said I'd allow him in the dog house. Where the dog is cleaner than his new roommate