What if...

[Voltage]

You would cry.

What of mine went to 50000

 

[pyras]

you would be very happy.

what if oprah fired dr.phil

 

[Voltage]

Would I care?

What if the apocalypse happened right now?

 

[The Question]

I'd die.


What if someone on the Hype actually got to the 1,000,000 post count?

 

[pyras]

then everybody would either love him or hate him.

what if monkeys ruled the world???

 

[Voltage]

They do, we are monkeys.

What if the whole world became 1 country?

 

[Saph]

They do, we are monkeys.

What if the whole world became 1 country?

Pangea would rule all.

What if a species of dinosaur was actually called a Thesaurus?

 

[Voltage]

I bet there is one.

What if I ruled the world?

 

[pyras]

Than we would build our vocabulary by looking in a tyrannasourus rex.

What if the seahawks won the superbowl???

 

[Voltage]

I dont know who they are.

What if I won the superbowl?

 

[pyras]

I bet there is one.

What if I ruled the world?

Dang would this place suck. Jk Jk.

What if America had kings instead of presidents???

 

[Voltage]

They would be called kings.

What if the moon smashed into Earth just as you were reading this?

 

[pyras]

then- OH MY GOODNESS! THE MOON! IT'S CRASHING DOWN! AUGHHHH! AIEEEEE!!!

What if every good person on earth got theur own counrty???

 

[The Question]

Then there would be over six billion countries in the world, each one about 5 to 10 feet all around.



What if you were a vampire?

 

[pyras]

Then I'd be hanging upside down and sleeping right now.

What if people ate noodles raw???

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Bon appetit to them

What if there wqas an alternate reality with super heroes?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

There is. I've seen it.

What if new ideas disappeared from the minds of humans?

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

We'd all work in Hollywood.

What if, whenever counting; you had to do it backwards.

 

[Mister J]

The World's Record in the 100M dash would be measured in a negative exponential.


What if the NFL actually had competent referees?

 

[Landis-Wolf]

The arguers would be reversed.

What if Doctor Who became an American series?

 

[Mister J]

It'd be called 'Doctor Who Dat'

What if flatulence actually smelled good?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Fat people would bring great joy to many people.

What if people found out that Cher was a man?

 

[CConn]

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.

What if The Bacon Brothers finally got a #1 hit song on the charts?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

They would sweep the academy awards in the same year, respectively winning for best director, actor, supporting actor, and screenplay.

Then, in the scandal of the century, or not, people would discover that they paid some homeless guy to create the film; he would later testify to penning the no. 1 hit.

What if President Bush can't tell his left from his right?

 

[CConn]

He'd install Hillary Clinton as the Secretary of State mistaking her for Condoleezza Rice.

What if Condoleezza Rice became commissioner of the NFL?