What if...

[Alpha and Omega]

Paul Allen's team would win every year.

What if Conan O'brien really was a god in Finland?

 

[CConn]

Thor would challenge him to a 100 Year Battle. Conan would win in Year 99, but only thanks to help from Andy Richter's bewitched trident.

What if Alan Moore was Aquaman?

 

[Mister J]

The film would be called 'A For Aquaman' and Natalie Portman would still have her hair.

What if all chicks shaved their heads?

 

[CConn]

My attraction to women's heads would decrease dramtically.

What if George W. shaved his head, and started referring to himself as Lex Luthor?

 

[Mister J]

I would laugh uncontrollably as Dean Cain donned the Superman suit again in pursuit of truth, justice and more mainstream acting roles.

What if cell phones are giving us all brain cancer?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

What if George W. shaved his head and started refering to himself as Lex Luthor?

People would listen to Paula Cole's 'Where have all the Cowboy's gone,' and pray for June 30.

What if cell phones are giving us all brain cancer

They probably do cause that, but I have an ear piece.

What if Harrison Ford had a child w/ a Wookie?

 

[CConn]

Harrison would immediately become the target of a ton of bad puns.

What if Harrison Ford took the lead role in a remake of Harry and the Hendersons?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Charlton Heston would miraculously recover from his Alzheimers and shoot Ford.

What if Charlton Heston really did recover?

 

[Mister J]

He'd royally kick Michael Moore's ass for screwing with him on Bowling For Columbine.

What if the NRA disbanded?

 

[CConn]

What if Charlton Heston really did recover?

He'd go shoot Mr. Alzheimers in the brain.

What if the NRA disbanded?

It'd make absolutely no impact on my life whatsoever.

What if you had a small cameo role in a Woody Allen movie?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

What if you had a small cameo role in a Woody Allen movie?

I would have played the slightly snobbish tycoon who stole Johannson from Rhys-Meyers; the movie would change a little. . . in my world.

What if the NRA disbanded?

Impossible.

What if sugared straw candies were made w/ powdered dead bodies?

 

[Redskulled]

What if you had a small cameo role in a Woody Allen movie?

I would finally be recognized by the human race and go on to be the greatest living being in the history of the universe!

What if women had *****?

 

[CConn]

What if sugared straw candies were made w/ powdered dead bodies?

The candy industry would obviously be run by the illegitimate love child of Willy Wonka and Ed Gein.

What if women had *****?

Men would have ***** ********** *****s.

What if we all wore straw hats?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

We wouldn't be wearing any other type of hat and we may get the feeling of being in the country

What if we never wore any hats

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

We'd probably look a lot cooler.

What If tattoo's glowed.

 

[pyras]

then people would look like glowsticks

what if the dinosaurs were no longer extinct???

 

[Mister J]

Life would be like the film 'One Million B.C.' and we'd all be perpetually skinny from running from T-Rex all day.


What if Scooby-Doo and his friends were real?

 

[pyras]

You mean they're not???!!!

What if Mr. J didn't just crush my childhood dream?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

You would still beileve scooby-doo and his friends were real.

What if you just shut the hell up?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Life would be like the film 'One Million B.C.' and we'd all be perpetually skinny from running from T-Rex all day.


What if Scooby-Doo and his friends were real?

Everyone would indulge in scoobie snacks on the regular.

What if you just shut the hell up?

{What Dick Cheney tells Bush every time he has a thought and prepares to voice it.} -

What if Tom Hanks, Dave Chapelle, Jackie Chan, and George Lopez made a movie?

 

[redmarvel]

It would either be a bomb and get none of my money or a runaway hit that I'ld pay to see in theatres and own on DVD.

What if Pamela Anderson hadn't gotten her breasts enlarged?

 

[Roughneck]

She would have made even more money and three more "home Videos"


What if I was in said Videos?

 

[Mister J]

You'd be a rich and very happy man.

What if they actually made "Food-A-Rec-A-Cycles" (instant meal preparer) like on The Jetsons?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Then, everyone could prepare meals and take-out restaurants would suffer.

What if the olympics were always rigged?

 

[Mister J]

I'd have at least 2 gold medals.

What if Wayne Gretzky is a major player in this alleged NHL-related gambling ring?