What if...

[Kritish]

I'd talk to hamsters all day long.

What if Saddam Hussien and Elton John got gay married ?

 

[NyteWing]

Saddam John would almost rhyme.

You had to jump into a pool of jello?

 

[bored]

It would result in the most delicious concussion of all time.


What if the Hype didn't need sponsorship?

 

[Guy Gardner]

We would wonder if there were sexy singles on the True website

What if you could un-ban any one user?

 

[papa]

I wouldnt know who to pick

What if the world blew up and you were the only one of few survivors?

 

[papa]

I wouldnt know who to pick

What if the world blew up and you were the only one of few survivors?

 

[Carter]

I'd be amazed out how ridiculous (and impossible) my situation was.

What if you were knocked out and when you came to, you had a vagina instead of a penis (Vice versa for females)?

 

[C.F. Kane]

I'd probably buy a vibrator.

What if the recent Palestinian elections which put Hamas into an even greater position of power leads to an even more violent Palestinian government?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I'd probably buy a vibrator.

What if the recent Palestinian elections which put Hamas into an even greater position of power leads to an even more violent Palestinian government?

Then it's just another day in the Middle East.

What would you do if had three wishes to gain your greatest desire?

 

[The Question]

I would wish for super powers, a hot girlfriend, and a **** load of money.

What if Jesus and the guy from Ong Bak became private detectives in Los Angeles?

 

[Landis-Wolf]

There would be a TV show about it.

What if noses and d***s swapped around?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

There would be a TV show about it.

What if noses and d***s swapped around?

Pinnochio would own all of the males.

What if human beings lost their dominance at the top of the food chain?

 

[The Question]

There'd be alot of people standing in front of a shattered statue of liberty screaming "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"



What if there were suddenly reports of a flying guy in a cpae saving lives in New York?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Some paranoid nut would plot his inevitable demise, and sell his body on e-bay to the highest bidder.

What would you do if you ruled the world?

 

[Landis-Wolf]

Pinnochio would own all of the males.

Funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

 

[The Question]

Some paranoid nut would plot his inevitable demise, and sell his body on e-bay to the highest bidder.

What would you do if you ruled the world?

Get my scientists to give me superpowers, and fight aliens.


If we start colonizing the rest of our solar system, and there was a seperatist movement with the outer planets ala Firefly, would you be for the government or the seperatists?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Get my scientists to give me superpowers, and fight aliens.


If we start colonizing the rest of our solar system, and there was a seperatist movement with the outer planets ala Firefly, would you be for the government or the seperatists?

"They'll be no one to stop us this time."

If you joined the seperatists movement, how would you change the outcome of the war?

 

[The Question]

1) Give inspiring speaches. 2) Hold the troops together in times of hardship. 3) Lead suicide missions against the feds. 4) Where a kickass leather jacket.



If you were with the government, what under garments would you wear into battle?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

1) Give inspiring speaches. 2) Hold the troops together in times of hardship. 3) Lead suicide missions against the feds. 4) Where a kickass leather jacket.



If you were with the government, what under garments would you wear into battle?

a blend of persian silk and egyptian cotton.

What if you had to choose between the lives of the people you knew personally, or the success of the seperatist movement?

 

[The Question]

a blend of persian silk and egyptian cotton.

What if you had to choose between the lives of the people you knew personally, or the success of the seperatist movement?

I'd probably save my loved ones, and then instigate a second seperatist movement the next day.


Which uniform would you prefer? Purple versions of the suits from Starship Troopers, or brown leather jackets with red shirts and cowboy pants and boots?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I'd probably save my loved ones, and then instigate a second seperatist movement the next day.


Which uniform would you prefer? Purple versions of the suits from Starship Troopers, or brown leather jackets with red shirts and cowboy pants and boots?

I'd prefer a variation of the latter that would be similar to a Han Solo outfit.

If you began another seperatist movement, how would you create such an undertaking w/out the detection of the 'others'.

 

[The Question]

I'd get together the people from the movement that lost because of me, and do it all over again but keep my family safe this time.


What would happen if we stoped basing these questions on Firefly?

 

[Cap1970]

I'd get together the people from the movement that lost because of me, and do it all over again but keep my family safe this time.


What would happen if we stoped basing these questions on Firefly?

Somebody would inevitably switch the conversation to things that happened on Buffy (and many of us would be lost)....

What might space travel be like had the Challenger not been lost twenty years ago tomorrow?

 

[The Question]

Probably the same.


What would happen if the Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot, that weird worm thing, and that Dinosaur in Africa formed a rock band?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Somebody would inevitably switch the conversation to things that happened on Buffy (and many of us would be lost)....

What might space travel be like had the Challenger not been lost twenty years ago tomorrow?

More risks definitely would have occurred; they always do until something dreadful happens.

If you invented a new speed of travel, what would you do?