What if...

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

All Latino cast + Jefferson feel - the Dry cleaning business = The "George Lopez" show.

What would happen if SHH and Comingsoon combined w/ AICN?

I would first have to know what that is....

What would happen if sex was illegal world wide and punishible by 50 years in prison?

 

[CConn]

Harry Knowles would rule the world.

What if Tony Danza starred in a popular television sitcom in which his name was not Tony?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

"Everybody Loves Anthony"

What if Regis Philbin outlived us all?

 

[CConn]

Dick Clark would be so ****ing pissed.

What if Regis Philbin wrestled the guy that played J.J. on Good Times?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Somebody would sue, and the settlement would entail a two season, 26 episode reality show. . . . on NBC. . . the only major network desperate enough to take them. (Fox had skating w/ celebs part 14)

What would you do if someone went postal tomorrow at your work?

 

[CConn]

Be sad I missed it all.

What if Queer as Folk and The L Word were completely devoid of both lesbians and/or gays?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Both parties would probably mount a lawsuit of some sort.

Where will the hype be in 100 years?

 

[Ocelot]

Better off without pretty much everyone on here, especially since by then sucky Batman movies will have been made and erased that whole series altogether and people wouldn't have to listen to insane rants on how superhero movies should win Oscars

What if..Jesus did in fact come back only to say (ala Ving Rhames from Dawn of the Dead) "**** y'all" ?

 

[CConn]

I would smile.

What if I built a fort out of soda cans?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Someone would knock it down and utter a diabolical laugh. . . . .

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

If you could be any movie star from any era, who would you choose?

 

[CConn]

Christopher "Cowbell" Walken.

What if Christopher Walken and Brad Pitt got together to make a buddy cop movie?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

It would be 'meh', but no one would care because CW is awesome, and apparently, Brad Pitt can do no wrong.


What if superheroes / 'men of extraordinary fame' walked among us?

 

[CConn]

...weren't we just talking about them?

What if Batman and Burt Reynolds got together for drinks?

 

[Ocelot]

Umm as far as I know, they are both fictional characters.

What if Pat Buchanan became the next president?

 

[Roughneck]

He would become the Smartest President in Many Years.....Not a great task.


What if Canada overthrew the United States?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

...weren't we just talking about them?

What if Batman and Burt Reynolds got together for drinks?

They would argue about who had the cooler car. . .Smokey would blow his top, and Batman would put him in Arkham. . .Reynolds would escape to continue the series, and in a vengeful state, he would ally himself w/ a certain master of comedy. Batman would endure the worst humiliation of his life as he was defeated by. . .no, not any of his infamous rivals, but by 'Smokey the Bandit.' His identity would be revealed to the world and Bruce Wayne would leave Gotham, never to return again.

What if Pat Buchanan became the next president?

Uh, Burt Reyonolds would inexplicably eliminate Adam West, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, but unexpectedly befriend Keaton and Mr. Bale. Pat Buchanan would grant Reyonolds a 'pardon' under the belief of temporary insanity. The cause: Reyonolds was a patriot commited to the redemption of a series.

What if Canada overthrew the United States

The Mounties would enforce martial law and own us all.


What would you do if you wishes became an instant reality?

 

[Batman]

...weren't we just talking about them?

What if Batman and Burt Reynolds got together for drinks?

Reynolds would ask Batman if he could wear the cowl,to which,Batman would reply...

"Only if I can wear the mustache."

What would you do if you literally ruled mankind?

I'd destroy mankind,and rebuild it to where the women all resembled Katie Holmes,and the men all resembled Christopher Walken.

Then,Chuck Norris would kick my ass,due to me not being able to destroy him.

What if you locked Sam Raimi in a closet with Daisy, TheSlag, and a can of cheese wiz?

 

[Landis-Wolf]

It would be raining donuts.(In response to Alpha and Omega's Q)

What if Homosexual-ism became illegal?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

They'd be pissed.

What if it rained pencils tomorrow?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Reynolds would ask Batman if he could wear the cowl,to which,Batman would reply...

"Only if I can wear the mustache."



I'd destroy mankind,and rebuild it to where the women all resembled Katie Holmes,and the men all resembled Christopher Walken.

Then,Chuck Norris would kick my ass,due to me not being able to destroy him.

What if you locked Sam Raimi in a closet with Daisy, TheSlag, and a can of cheese wiz?

That'd be one hell of a movie & get tons of Oscars.

What if people ate paper?

 

[Ocelot]

You guys aren't getting the message, Burt Reynolds isn't real.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

It would be raining donuts.(In response to Alpha and Omega's Q)

What if Homosexual-ism became illegal?

Time to 'thin the herd.'

What if you locked Sam Raimi in a closet with Daisy, TheSlag, and a can of cheese wiz?

The whole session would air on Sam Raimi's E! true hollywood story. It would ruin his career, and Joel Schumacher would direct Spidey-4.

Due to the horrid nature of the 4th installment, Schumacher would be banned from the country, and Spidey fans would lament over their franchise. The public outcry would initiate mass petitions to free Sam.

Mr. Raimi would receive his second chance to grant us w/ his vision for Spidey 5; tragically the horrors of that closet visit would render Sam as a certifiable vegetable.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

You guys aren't getting the message, Burt Reynolds isn't real.

What is and isn't real?

Imaginative surrealism > reality

What would happen if Chuck Norris tried to beat up Christopher Walken, but failed?

 

[CConn]

Chuck Norris' beard would leap off of his manly face and implant itself into Walken's legendary skull.

This has happened before.

What if Trix weren't for kids?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

The rabbit could have all he wanted. The freedom to have enough to fill his heart w/ contentment would anger him, and he would inevitably hate the cereal. Trix parent company would discontinue the cereal, and 'Wheaties' would own all other cereals.

What would happen if officials discovered the validity of the Davinci Code?