What if...

[CConn]

That Emperor Pope guy would kill them all with the Force.

What if the Force really existed? And Wookiees?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I would transform into a reclusive master. I would learn the secrets of the force and harness its power. Then I would leave this planet and create my own utopian experience. The wookies would respect me, and they would befriend the inhabitants of my world. We would shun the outside world and live in peace.

Where would you be if this type of world existed?

 

[CConn]

At home.

What if Lean Cuisine wasn't really Lean?

 

[Landis-Wolf]

It would just be "cusine"

What if Superman fought the Hulk in a non-prepared battle?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Some one would sue for false advertising and win millions

What if the US adopted Roman philosophies pertaining to gov't, and the President became the New Emporer?

 

[CConn]

Condoleezza Rice would poison Dick Cheney's soup.

What if the Jews actually caught a break for once?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I would support it wholeheartedly.

Who's stranger, Michael Jackson or Johnny Depp's character in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?"

 

[Ocelot]

A break? Don't know, seeing as every Jew I know doesn't know the definition of physical labor.

What if OJ really wasn't guilty?

EDIT: What if this ****ty running website actually didnt have lazy ass people who would make this site work a little faster? Answer: My post would have gone up first.

 

[CConn]

He would make a comeback with the Buffalo Bills in the year 2017.

What if New Hampshire suceeded from the US, then declared war on Vermont?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

He would make a comeback with the Buffalo Bills in the year 2017.

What if New Hampshire suceeded from the US, then declared war on Vermont?

Currently? The majority of our grounds forces are overseas. Chaos would ensue; NH would ultimately lose to Vermont. . . bad luck and all or vice-versa

What would you do if you invented something that was ground-breaking and your best friend stole your idea, only to make a sizeable profit? (a la 'Envy')

 

[CConn]

I would sleep with his wife.

What if Matt Damon and Ben Affleck merged into one?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Less crappy performances for all (except for the Bourne movies )

What would you do if you were stranded on an island, and 'the others' were after you. (Lost)

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Less crappy performances for all (except for the Bourne movies )

What would you do if you were stranded on an island, and 'the others' were after you. (Lost)

That's not a what if question. (just bitter because someone did that to me)

What if you had the powers of God?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I would treat humans like grasshoppers.

What if would happen if George Takei appeared on the Bill O'reilly show?

 

[CConn]

I haven't a clue.

What if Rambo came along for the ride?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

The four horsemen would ride.

What if John Carpenter went renegade?

 

[CConn]

We'd all grow mustaches.

What if we all grew mustaches?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Burt Reynolds would claim that he held an exclusive copyright on 'mustaches' and he would sue us all. He would win and replace Lakshmi Mittal as the world's richest man.


What if you were the world's richest individual?

 

[CConn]

I'd buy four sports teams. Two I would build up to amazing sucesses, the other two I would run into the ground...and see which was more fun to do.

What if you didn't save a ton of money by switching to Geico?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I would start killing those Salamanders off one by one.

What if you were the world's fastest indian?

 

[CConn]

I would become as fast as the Flash, and using the Speed Force, travel back in time to the days of Christopher Columbus, and inform him that native americans were not, in fact, indians. I'd also tell him his skills as a navagator could use some improvements.

What if, in a past life, you were Cleopatra's pet cat?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I'm sure I would manage. . . to make Julius, Marc, and finally Octavious dreadfully mad w/ jealousy.

What if Stephen King became your next door neighbor?

 

[Ocelot]

I'd tell him to get back on drugs because his writing skills are suffering.

What if Stephen King is on drugs, its just his books suck?

 

[CConn]

I don't even care.

What is Stephen King wrote Spider-Man comics?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

A dark brooding Peter Parker would result from Stephen's work. Parker would strangely begin to resemble a certain dark knight.

What if Dennis Leary had a comedy roast for Adam Sandler?