What if...

[CConn]

Dane Cook would not be invited.

What if The Rolling Stones decided they were no longer rolling?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

People wouldn't buy their albums anymore. If they're not rolling *cough* sleeping around *cough*, they're not genuine rock stars. Rock stars sleep around. It's just what they do, and apparently, they do it well.

What if American Idol went to Canada?

 

[CConn]

Simon would have a collection of brightly-colored scarves.

What if shoe-laces became obsolete?

 

[gliderpilotgirl]

wouldn't have to worry about learnin' to tie em
what if Q pissed off Captain Kirk, how would he react? ( he has all the other captains )

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Simon would have a collection of brightly-colored scarves.

What if shoe-laces became obsolete?

velcro

What if humans are the aliens that will journey to another world and cause chaos?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

What if i actually got what i wanted.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I can’t find the rhyme in all my reason
I’ve lost sense of time and all seasons
I feel I’ve been beaten down
By the words of men who have no grounds
I can’t sleep beneath the trees of wisdom
When your ax has cut the roots that feed them
Forked tongues in bitter mouths
Can drive a man to bleed from inside out
What if you did?
What if you lied?
What if I avenge?
What if eye for an eye?
I’ve seen the wicked fruit of your vine
Destroy the man who lacks a strong mind
Human pride sings a vengeful song
Inspired by the times you’ve been walked on
My stage is shared by many millions
Who lift their hands up high because they feel this
We are one we are strong
The more you hold us down the more we press on
What if you did?
What if you lied?
What if I avenge?
What if eye for an eye?
I know I can’t hold the hate inside my mind
’cause what consumes your thoughts controls your life
So I’ll just ask a question
What if?
What if your words could be judged like a crime?

 

[CConn]

Yes.

What if humans are the aliens that will journey to another world and cause chaos?

It'd be about on par with what we've done so far.

What if Sam Jackson wasn't in every other movie ever made?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Yes.
It'd be about on par with what we've done so far.

What if Sam Jackson wasn't in every other movie ever made?

Someone else would play his role.

What if your life meant the death of others?

ummm maybe too dark

What if the Hulk had a sequel?

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

I'd see it, but have no expectations.

What if you could go back in time and change ONE thing?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Someone else would play his role.

What if your life meant the death of others?

ummm maybe too dark

What if the Hulk had a sequel?

I would. . . . take something to make the pain of that harsh reality go away. . .

If the Hulk had a sequel, hopefully it would have a decent storyline that was fully explained. The direction in the first was awful.

What if you could go back in time and change ONE thing?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Then everything would change as well.

What if you went back in time and could not prevent any of the events that you know would cause a catastrophe.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I would buy a six-pack and wait for the inevitable.

What if re-runs are the only television shows of the future?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I would stop watching television shows eventually

What if beer no longer existed

 

[Alpha and Omega]

More people would work in a more efficient way.

What if the day time ceased to exist because of severe pollution?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

We would probably die out by then

What if the beggining and the end were simultaneous

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Maybe they already are. It would rid me of useless patience, so I'm all for it.

What if patience was a weakness?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

It is not always a strength as it depends on the situation; when it is a weakness opportunitites can pass you by due to complacency which can derive from patience at times

What if you had no weaknesses, would you only have strengths?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Strengths and weaknesses are matters of viewpoint.

What if the world only had one uniform way of thinking?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Then we would not be having this discussion

What if all this wasa figment of someone's imagination

 

[Alpha and Omega]

They would suck for having a limited imagination.

What if tomorrow was the day of an international tragedy?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Maybe it will be and so was yesterday and today, my life was not greatly affected by it beyond certain feelings of sadness

What if tragedy for some is beneficial towards you?

 

[My vengeance]

Then Planet Earth would be a sad,sad place...

What if eating large amounts of chocolate would not make you fat?

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

Then Cadburys would get even richer.

What if shoes didn't come as a pair?

 

[Arsh]

Then... shoes would be mismatched?

What if the Office were cancelled?