What is the dumbest excuse given when someone turned you down?

[knowsbleed]

My dumbest excuse was dumping a girl because her best friend looked like Mariah Carey when she was really hot so I slept with her instead and then I got beat up by her brother and his stupid gang and then I didn't want to park in that area of the high school anymore because I knew they'd be there waiting for me so I parked across the street at McDonald's but my ex was there with the Mariah Carey lookalike and they saw me and gave me the beatbox *psh* and I smiled and waved at them and bought a Big Mac the end.

 

[knowsbleed]

Maybe that story didn't apply to this thread...


hmmm...

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You forgot the part where you yelled "Yo homes, to Bel Air".

 

[knowsbleed]

Hell yeah I did...



...

 

[Honey Vibe]

I used to smile and say "no thanks, my boyfriend wouldn't like that" (*have a name ready for the obligatory followup question, girls), but now I've gotten with the times and decline by promising a facebook add

I'm usually turned down by the same polite methods.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Just now on Facebook chat

Me: Hey, can you bring me down some Swiffer pads?
My Sister: No.
Me: Why not?
My sister: My legs turned into snakes.

 

[JP]