Nah he rides a bike, has a wife, two kids, he's a pastry chef, and he's a curler. (Not knocking curling though, I have curled for years, it's a great sport)
He's less of an over all tool, he's just got a bit of that mentality.
What is your boss like?
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Nah he rides a bike, has a wife, two kids, he's a pastry chef, and he's a curler. (Not knocking curling though, I have curled for years, it's a great sport)
He's less of an over all tool, he's just got a bit of that mentality.
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My boss is like an alien struggling to understand how to be a human being. We see her once a week, she pops her head in, has a vein attempt at small talk which is so awkward it makes all of us feel like we're stuck in a room with a psychopath, so we laugh heartily at her sorry excuses for jokes and we smile nervously when we're not sure whether it was a joke at all.
If you are sick with the flu, she asks you why you got the flu - as though getting it was somehow your fault, and is something she can stop from reoccuring. And she allows you to leave the meeting only after patting you on the back and saying in a sing song voice 'well we won't be getting sick again, will we?' and you smile awkwardly back, replying with 'fingers crossed', because you've discovered it is easier to humour her.
She talks in word play like every moment of her life is a speech rather than an actual dialogue, and she does not take kindly to any form of dissagreement. In fact it is almost impossible to argue with her, as she is incapable of seeing anyone elses point of view. Your opposition is an inconvienience and she will swat away your point like it's a hovering fly.
I am simply grateful that she does not work in our office, and that her presence only has to bother us for such a short amount of time a week. I feel so very very sorry for my supervisor, who answers directly too her, as in the short space of time our Boss has been in charge, she is nearly suffering a mental breakdown.
If you are sick with the flu, she asks you why you got the flu - as though getting it was somehow your fault, and is something she can stop from reoccuring. And she allows you to leave the meeting only after patting you on the back and saying in a sing song voice 'well we won't be getting sick again, will we?' and you smile awkwardly back, replying with 'fingers crossed', because you've discovered it is easier to humour her.
She talks in word play like every moment of her life is a speech rather than an actual dialogue, and she does not take kindly to any form of dissagreement. In fact it is almost impossible to argue with her, as she is incapable of seeing anyone elses point of view. Your opposition is an inconvienience and she will swat away your point like it's a hovering fly.
I am simply grateful that she does not work in our office, and that her presence only has to bother us for such a short amount of time a week. I feel so very very sorry for my supervisor, who answers directly too her, as in the short space of time our Boss has been in charge, she is nearly suffering a mental breakdown.
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My boss is really cool. I would say that we are pretty lucky to have him, considering what he puts up all the time. He knows that when we need to get stuff done, we'll do it, so he stays back. He doesn't mind all the pranks and horseplay that we do.
Last year we accidently blew up our toilet with a firecracker. Now most bosses would of been pissed and wrote us up. But ours just laughed and covered for us when he had to send in the invoice for a new toilet.
Last year we accidently blew up our toilet with a firecracker. Now most bosses would of been pissed and wrote us up. But ours just laughed and covered for us when he had to send in the invoice for a new toilet.
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Well originally we thought that if we timed it right, the water would just blow up out of the toilet. But instead the firecracker got down inside the tube and blew out the sides and bottom. Also, we didn't realize what kind of firecracker it was until after the explosion. 
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My boss is like one of those things in between your butt cheeks, you know, where poop comes out.
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my boss is awesome...
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