What kind of things do you think/would you like to see Joker do?

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  1. batadz

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    I tell you what Im halfway through wargames at the mo and I ant seen two face since hush, is he a good fellah now or was that just a rouse when he helped batz at the end?
     
  2. batadz

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    heres the quote:
    "harveys face has been repaired, his sudden appearance here is unexpected.
    Have I lost in tommy elliot a freindship only to gain in harvey one I'd lost?"
     
  3. Rynan

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    Wow, I dont even know what to say after reading some of this crap? Did someone seriously suggest Joker pee on, then rape Harveys wife? Come on!! Have you ever even picked up a comic? When has Joker ever raped anyone in the comics? Why would he even? That's not what he's about at all. You dont seem to understand the character at all. you just seem to want him to do the craziest, most disgusting stuff imaginable, even when it's completely out of character.
     
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    Id like to see a major fight scene in a old abandoned theatre, with dramatic stage music playing the entire time, and lights and props tipping over the entire time. I think it would also be eerie for him to have mannequins in the audience seats. Joker would never be able to actually take Batman hand to hand, so he'd need to have a crowbar or a baseball bat :o


    Id like to see his three stooges henchmen as well :O
     
  6. COMPO

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    Actually i think that joker should be a good fighter and rynan and katsuro are right about the rape thing. We are all just trying to make the joker too scary when really he's more scary as what he does anyway.
     
  7. batadz

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    I've just read the first half of the man who laughs it could be interesting if they went down that route of the joker but i think it would be too close to bm89
     
  8. The Last Meatbag

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    Look at Jokers physique, he's not a good fighter
     
  9. batadz

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    last meatbag is right joker has NEVER bin a good fighter, batz would proper kick his scrawny ass
     
  10. Horror Business

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    i think rape is a little too extreme.
     
  11. batadz

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    We really need to piss harvey off though if she is violated then killed it would hurt him more!
     
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    it just wouldn't work. this is a comic book movie, kids will be watching. its just a bad idea overall. the joker is not a rapist he is just a nutball, he gets off on killing not rape.
     
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    harvey dent is a nutball too, most things will piss him off.
     
  14. batadz

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    I dont want this film being aimed at kids
    Thats what killed the original franchise the first time infact sumone on these bords said they had the special edition b&r on dvd (EF KNOWS WHY?) and said that shumacker was told to make it for six to seven years olds

    So they can go and watch superman or somthing else
     
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    I think its safe to assume nolans not making it for 6 year olds.


    I dunno if rape is the way to go though. Joker seems like he only gets kicks out of sick humor. and rape is sick, but not really humor.
     
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    If Joker is gonna pee on anyone then R Kelly should be The Joker unless they're gonna use digital pee.
     
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    Here's something I would absolutely love to see in the sequel, as a nod to films along the lines of Se7en and Silence of the Lambs. Have the Joker run rampant on a killing spree in Gotham, with the Clown Prince of Crime randomly disposing of his victims in seemingly freakish and unconventional ways completely devoid of patterns and logical reasoning, thereby leaving Batman nothing but dust as to clues of the Joker's next possible victim.

    And as Batman, despite being ever the detective, is now locked in his cave, hopeslessly glaring at the forensic evidence gathered from the previous murders. Confused and lost, struggling to try and save the next unfortunate soul that tickles the Joker's fancy, he sets out for further and more detailed examination of the murder sites. On his way, Batman intercepts one of the GCPD patrol car transmissions :

    "Alert all units. The serial-killing madman has been apprehended in the Gotham Financial District. All units in closest proximity prioritize escorting the suspect to Arkham."

    "Something's not right", thinks Batman. "An usual killer this lethal, brilliant and elusive can't be caught by typical means..." Nevertheless, he keeps his eye on the police communications anticipating, lest something go awry.

    A couple of hours later after checking out the murder sites, Batman sees the signal lit up the night sky. Looks like Gordon wants to talk to him.

    "You're never gonna believe this", quips Gordon "we got tipped by an anonymous source as to the killer's whereabouts and turns out that our guy voluntarily turned himself in. Looks like he's taken quite a fancy to you, demands to talk to you alone at Arkham. A couple of interrogators tried sizing him up a bit but ended up in the infirmary. Stabbed one with a pencil in the eye, burnt the other's face with some kind of acid he pulled out of nowhere and burst into hyseterical laughter. Had to move him to maximum security. We couldn't get a word out him."

    And so have Batman and Joker talk face to face in a huge empty circle chamber at Arkham, with the Joker shackled up in chains. Would make for a damn interesting conversation, with the Joker admitting his strange, sadistic fascination with the Batman and a truly nasty surprise waiting in store for him at the end of their little "chat".
     
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    Whatever Joker does to Harvey's wife, if he does anything should happen off-screen. We see him toying with her, building suspense until we know something bad's gonna happen. Then, we don't need to see it.

    We'll know she's been killed, but how is up to the mind of the viewer. Sometimes, the scariest stuff is what you don't see.
     
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    Joker should cut off the skin on Gilda's face like the man in Hannibal. Then Joker can feed it to his dogs.
     
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    You my firend are sick, that is just plain sick and wrong. I can't think about it right now. Jesus Christ!
     
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    Joker shouldnt have dogs. unless they have joker smiles
     
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    he should beat someone with a crowbar....and laugh at every second of it....but, only show him raise it in the air, show the frightened persons face and then show Jokers shadow as he beats the crap out of them
     
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    i love it!!
     
  24. The Last Meatbag

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    Hyenas :o
     
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    Great Story
     

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